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Funny story: Teddy Bear Comes To Life, Mauls Baby

Teddy Bear Comes To Life, Mauls Baby

NEW YORK - In this city that never sleeps, in this city where everyone says, "This is New York - I can do anything I want," the unthinkable has finally been breached. This just past Christmas was to have brought happiness and joy to the Smith househo...

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Funny story: Lionel - American Flyer Collision Causes Evacuation

Lionel - American Flyer Collision Causes Evacuation

TONAWANDA - This industrial town north of Buffalo, New York faced an event the citizens thought would never occur: A collision between Bobby's Lionel diesel locomotive and Mikey's American Flyer steam locomotive caused the evacuation of an entire nei...

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Funny story: Bar Mitzvah Held At McDonalds's

Bar Mitzvah Held At McDonalds's

NEW YORK - In a stunning break with tradition, the parents of Jason Pelsky held his Bar Mitzvah at the Times Square McDonald's this past Saturday.

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Funny story: Osama's Niece Is A Terrorist.

Osama's Niece Is A Terrorist.

New York - Osama's Niece, Wafah Dufour, is fed up with Americans "not accepting her", she said in an interview with GQ magazine. "Everyone relates me to that man, and I have nothing to do with him (Osama)", she told r...

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Funny story: New Yorkers, Elephant Forced To Walk.

New Yorkers, Elephant Forced To Walk.

New York City - NYC transit workers went on strike early this week forcing millions of people to walk.

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Funny story: Companion Animal Sick Of Human

Companion Animal Sick Of Human

BROOKLYN - In a carefully crafted tirade sent to the New York Times, Snickers, a domestic short hair cat, vented years of pent-up rage at his biped, or human, companion.

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Funny story: "Where on earth would planet Earth BE without Bill Gates" opens way off Broadway

"Where on earth would planet Earth BE without Bill Gates" opens way off Broadway

NEW YORK - Scores if not dozens braved sub-freezing temperatures and blowing snow to attend the premier opening of the new off Broadway play, "WHERE ON EARTH WOULD PLANET EARTH BE WITHOUT BILL GATES" hailed by some if not many to be the gre...

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Funny story: Jackson Pollock Paintings Unearthed

Jackson Pollock Paintings Unearthed

A number of previously unseen paintings by pioneer Abstract Expressionist artist Jackson Pollock have been discovered in Canvasville, New York State. Pollock, considered to be one of the foremost exponents of ‘Action Painting' - purportedly labeled d...

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Funny story: Thanksgiving Day Parades Collide, Dozens Sort of Injured

Thanksgiving Day Parades Collide, Dozens Sort of Injured

NEW YORK (AP) As one witness put it, "one parade didn't see the other one coming so before you knew it .. tubas and .. Squarepants floats flying every direction".

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Funny story: Victoria Gotti And Her Boys Are Going Into The Family Business

Victoria Gotti And Her Boys Are Going Into The Family Business

Huntington and New York, New York---Today, it is not only possible to Grow Up Gotti, but also to Buy Gotti, Eat Gotti, Look Gotti and Live Gotti.

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Funny story: Viagra's new marketing icon: Charles Lindbergh

Viagra's new marketing icon: Charles Lindbergh

New York. Madison Avenue is working overtime to counter the negative press recently associated with the use of Viagra, the darling drug of Pfizer. Although it is considered to be risky, Pfizer's advertising firm, Scaley LLC, has chosen a dea...

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Funny story: George W. Bush to Insurgents: "We're Coming For You!"

George W. Bush to Insurgents: "We're Coming For You!"

President George W. Bush has issued his sternest warning yet to insurgents: to lay down their weapons and work with him or face military retribution. The warning was met with scorn by anti-Bush forces in Boston, New York, Chicago and San Francisco, w...

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Funny story: Pfizer Earnings Up 1177% on Sudafed Sales to Methamphetamine Labs

Pfizer Earnings Up 1177% on Sudafed Sales to Methamphetamine Labs

New York -- Think Pfizer has made some decent money peddling Viagra? Ever thought about about Sudafed? Men with ED may purchase a dozen or so Viagra tablets a month, but "chemists" cooking up a batch of methamphetamine will often buy thou...

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Funny story: New York Curmudgeon Wins Nobel Peace Prize

New York Curmudgeon Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Oscar the Grouch of Sesame Street has been named the latest winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, over such dignitaries as the new Pope, the U.N. Secretary General, and lots of other self important people. In a statement by selection committee chairman W...

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Funny story: CIA Trick (or Treat) for Pretender's Halloweeen visit

CIA Trick (or Treat) for Pretender's Halloweeen visit

Lower Manhattan, NY; Sunday 30 October 2005 (Associated Mess) New York City is abuzz with rumors that the imminent Riggs Bank-sponsored Halloween visit of Charles, the UK Pretender to the Throne and his long-time alibi Camilla Nosy-Parker is destin...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Develops An Interest In Sex

Hillary Clinton Develops An Interest In Sex

Washington and New York-Having survived investigation after investigation into her finances, her family, her law associates and so on, probably because the Special Prosecutors failed to ask the wrong questio...

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Funny story: New York Times Fires Moorehead

New York Times Fires Moorehead

NEW YORK - In a surprise announcement Friday afternoon, veteran journalist Craven Moorehead was fired from his long-held job at the New York Times. In a short briefing, Executive Editor Bill Keller said, "It has recently come to my attention...

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