A Massachusetts man has become the first person in the US to formally marry his job. Jason Nirrette of Boston used a loophole in the Massachusetts gay marriage law to enter into holy matrimony with his job as a stockbroker. Nirrette, 34, said he ha...
Omaha - One hour before attending a party, Sarah Gibson, 34, asked her husband Mark, 33, a scientist of Astronomy, if he thought the pants she was wearing made her look fat. "Now be honest," she said. "I really need to know if these pants make me loo...
This may come to you as a surprise and you may not want to believe it, but a team of scientists working for the High-fivsor corporation today proved in an amazing study that the number one cause of all stress-related diseases for the American male wa...
New York - Statisticians and researchers are scratching their collective heads over this one - as many as five percent of Americans have not had sexual relations prior to their marriage. A visibly shaken President Bush has vowed to work with Congres...
By ending her marriage via a text message, pop princess Britney Spears has created more business for the legal profession. Millions of clients the world over are rushing to lawyers wanting an addendum to their pre-nups, requiring that both parties a...
The reactionary stance taken by religious fundamentalists is helping drive gay marriages to new heights. Same sex couples are being so shamed in their relationships that there is now a frantic rush to get down the aisle and into social respectability...
London - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): Official state documents dating from John Major's administration in 1996 have been released today showing that the Pretender to the UK Throne Charles Windsor was warned as far back as 1980 that bigamy might...
DETROIT - Marshall Mathers III, aka dangerous notorious gangster rapper Enimem celebrated his re-re-RE-marriage to estranged wife Kimberly Mathers by formerly changing his name to "M&M" prompting the makers of the REAL bite sized ca...
London (AP) - The royal family is said to be celebrating a Christmas first today. They are celebrating the marriage of their son Prince Charles to Camilla. Apparently the Queen has not been informed the her son was previously married. When...
Actor Tom Cruise purchased his pregnant wife a sonogram machine as an early Christmas present. Katie Holmes, age twenty-six, is pregnant with her first child (Cruise has two children from an earlier marriage to Nicole Kidman). When asked why he wou...
Waning Pop Star Britney Spears has rubbished rumours about her marriage to Kevin Ferderline being on the rocks by speaking out about how much she enjoys being married and treating us with a fascinating insight into her daily life with hubby Kevin...
Last week in Las Vegas the Pop Princess and the most evil man ever to live were secretly wed at the "Lucky Larry" Marriage Chapel.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush today announced his support of a Constitutional amendment banning childless or otherwise yucky marriage. "We all know that the marriage is a sacred institution, intended for the purpose of procreating and raising...
States all throughout the Mid-Western heartland and Southern American are unified by one issue - gay marriage.
California's body builder governor Ah-nuld has announced today that he will not veto a California Legislative bill allowing same-sex marriages. This response comes following his previous announcement of appreciating homosexual people and even sub...
Sacramento: California governor and self-avowed 'manly-man" Arnold Schwarzenegger today vowed to veto a gay marriage bill which slipped past a lubricated California Legislature. Said Schwarzenegger, "Girls will be boys and boys will b...
In an announcement today that shocked the planet, Roman Catholic Virgin Katie Holmes and her lover Tom Cruise said that their wedding may happen sooner than had previously been expected, due to a turn of completely unexpected events.
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