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Funny story: Same-sex marriage--is it good, bad or what?

Same-sex marriage--is it good, bad or what?

The problem with same-sex marriages is the sex of each person. Should we define marriage as a bond between two people who each have the same type of genitals or only as a union of different ones? And what about the genitalia-challenged people, where would they fit? For as long as there have been man and woman, the idea of having one mate has been endorsed. Mostly by women, of course, but t...

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Funny story: Tony and Gordon - It's Over - Official

Tony and Gordon - It's Over - Official

DOWNING STREET, LONDON - It has today been revealed that the marriage of Tony and Gordon Brown is over and the two are to divorce. Friends of the couple have confirmed that the irreconcilable differences has caused the breakdown. Gordon's frie...

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Funny story: Russian Internet Dating Special - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice Gets Her Man

Russian Internet Dating Special - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice Gets Her Man

WASHINGTON - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, visiting Russia ahead of her guardian President Bush, sees hopeful signs of obtaining a visa for her forthcoming marriage to President Vladimir Putin to be held in Israel later this month. Western wom...

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Funny story: Election Steps up a Gear as Blair & Brown buy a Puppy

Election Steps up a Gear as Blair & Brown buy a Puppy

The phoney war was over today with Prime Minister Brown and sidekick George W Blair taking centre stage, Prince Charles' funeral and the marriage of famed pigeon fancier Pope John Paul II to his long time love Camilla Parker Bowles, becoming a d...

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Funny story: Prince Charles too Wasted to Sign Pre-nuptial Agreement

Prince Charles too Wasted to Sign Pre-nuptial Agreement

London-March 27. Friends, family, and ex-financial advisors have all repeatedly asked Prince Charles to sign a pre-nuptial agreement prior to his marriage to Camilla Parker-Bowles. "I will not sign any bloody ‘pre-nuptial' agreement," said Charles,...

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Funny story: Gay Marriage Referendum Big Winner in Iraqi Elections

Gay Marriage Referendum Big Winner in Iraqi Elections

BAGHDAD - Iraqi voters, who risked their lives to go to the polls on Sunday, thumbed their noses at President Bush and his Christian coalition allies by voting overwhelmingly in favor of a referendum legalizing gay marriage in their country. "All ove...

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Funny story: Trump Tells New Bride, "You're Fired!"

Trump Tells New Bride, "You're Fired!"

PALM BEACH, FL --- Only seventy minutes into his third marriage, Billionaire Donald Trump told his fresh baked bride Melania Knauss it's over. The real estate rat-bag turned reality TV twit said the once ravishing Slovenian beauty now looks much too...

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Funny story: Bush announces gay tax-exempt status in return for gay marriage ban

Bush announces gay tax-exempt status in return for gay marriage ban

WASHINGTON - President Bush announced yesterday that he would not support gay marriage, but that he had signed a bill exempting all gays and lesbians from all future income taxes and Social Security payments. This bill will become law only if...

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Funny story: Super Right To Anarchy

Super Right To Anarchy

The American Congress, just prior to taking a short break, passed the Marriage Protection Act. This is a significant piece of legislation in that it denies all federal courts, including the Supreme Court, the right to test the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act. It is being perceived as the voters reclaiming their right to choose those who create and amend the law ie congressm...

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Funny story: Senate Sets Up Road Blocks To Gay Marriage

Senate Sets Up Road Blocks To Gay Marriage

By Davido Devadip Espinosa Mexico City AP,...

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Funny story: Gay Marriage Ban has Married People Up in Arms

Gay Marriage Ban has Married People Up in Arms

A new poll finds most Americans are against a Gay Marriage Ban Amendment while at the same time are against homosexuals marrying. One of the poll respondents, Festus P. Hymen of Billings, Montana said, " Well shit, of course I wish I had a gay marria...

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Funny story: Ayava CEO announces he loves a Zebra

Ayava CEO announces he loves a Zebra

Dan Patterson, Chairman and CEO of Ayava Inc, manufacturer of Dyalasis machines and services to the Saudi royal family amongst others, announced today his impending marriage to Untembe a wild Zebra from Kenya. He and his fellow senior executives w...

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Funny story: WOPS THE WORLD COMING TO?

WOPS THE WORLD COMING TO?

"WE COULDN'T HAVE A GAY MARRIAGE, SO WE DID WHAT WE THOUGHT WAS APPROPRIATE", SAY ITALIAN COUPLE...

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Funny story: Legal Gay Marriages Break The 4th Seal: Apocalypse Nears!

Legal Gay Marriages Break The 4th Seal: Apocalypse Nears!

Unconfirmed Sources report that the 4th Seal of Hell has been broken. The failure of the 4th Seal, the Pale Horse, coincided with the legalization of Gay Marriage in Massachusetts. Religious leaders from around the globe have gathered at the Seal Mon...

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Funny story: Man Marries Right Hand

Man Marries Right Hand

In a move that confuses and astounds those both for and against the hotly debated gay marriage issue, Peter Jerkinson married his own right hand earlier this morning in his hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada.

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Funny story: Animal Rights Activists Hail Massachussetts' Rule on Fornification with Sheep!

Animal Rights Activists Hail Massachussetts' Rule on Fornification with Sheep!

Yesterday the Massachussetts' Legislature, "feeling nifty" after allowing gay marriage in their state, was praised by the National Association of Animal Rights Sexual Activisits for passing a law permitting the union of gay men with she...

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Funny story: All Marriage now banned in attempt to close loophole.

All Marriage now banned in attempt to close loophole.

In the biggest offensive yet against gay marriage, sweeping laws come into effect after the Bush administration realizes that current law allows the legal union of a lesbian to a gay man.

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