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Funny story: Massachusetts Man Marries His Job

Massachusetts Man Marries His Job

A Massachusetts man has become the first person in the US to formally marry his job. Jason Nirrette of Boston used a loophole in the Massachusetts gay marriage law to enter into holy matrimony with his job as a stockbroker. Nirrette, 34, said he ha...

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Funny story: Wife's Fat Makes Pants Look Skinny

Wife's Fat Makes Pants Look Skinny

Omaha - One hour before attending a party, Sarah Gibson, 34, asked her husband Mark, 33, a scientist of Astronomy, if he thought the pants she was wearing made her look fat. "Now be honest," she said. "I really need to know if these pants make me loo...

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Funny story: American Trophy Wife Discovered #1 Cause of Stress-Related Illnesses Among American Males

American Trophy Wife Discovered #1 Cause of Stress-Related Illnesses Among American Males

This may come to you as a surprise and you may not want to believe it, but a team of scientists working for the High-fivsor corporation today proved in an amazing study that the number one cause of all stress-related diseases for the American male wa...

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Funny story: Stunning Stat: 5 percent of Americans Virgins on Wedding Day

Stunning Stat: 5 percent of Americans Virgins on Wedding Day

New York - Statisticians and researchers are scratching their collective heads over this one - as many as five percent of Americans have not had sexual relations prior to their marriage. A visibly shaken President Bush has vowed to work with Congres...

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Funny story: Pre-nups to Include a Ban Against Text Messaging Divorce Plans

Pre-nups to Include a Ban Against Text Messaging Divorce Plans

By ending her marriage via a text message, pop princess Britney Spears has created more business for the legal profession. Millions of clients the world over are rushing to lawyers wanting an addendum to their pre-nups, requiring that both parties a...

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Funny story: Gay Marriages Soar in Popularity

Gay Marriages Soar in Popularity

The reactionary stance taken by religious fundamentalists is helping drive gay marriages to new heights. Same sex couples are being so shamed in their relationships that there is now a frantic rush to get down the aisle and into social respectability...

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Funny story: Charles was warned bigamy might be marriage impediment

Charles was warned bigamy might be marriage impediment

London - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): Official state documents dating from John Major's administration in 1996 have been released today showing that the Pretender to the UK Throne Charles Windsor was warned as far back as 1980 that bigamy might...

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Funny story: Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues

Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues

DETROIT - Marshall Mathers III, aka dangerous notorious gangster rapper Enimem celebrated his re-re-RE-marriage to estranged wife Kimberly Mathers by formerly changing his name to "M&M" prompting the makers of the REAL bite sized ca...

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Funny story: Royal Family Celebrates "Christmas First"...Or Not?

Royal Family Celebrates "Christmas First"...Or Not?

London (AP) - The royal family is said to be celebrating a Christmas first today. They are celebrating the marriage of their son Prince Charles to Camilla. Apparently the Queen has not been informed the her son was previously married. When...

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Funny story: Cruise Buys Wife Sonogram Machine

Cruise Buys Wife Sonogram Machine

Actor Tom Cruise purchased his pregnant wife a sonogram machine as an early Christmas present. Katie Holmes, age twenty-six, is pregnant with her first child (Cruise has two children from an earlier marriage to Nicole Kidman). When asked why he wou...

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Funny story: Marriage: It's the ticket for me.

Marriage: It's the ticket for me.

Waning Pop Star Britney Spears has rubbished rumours about her marriage to Kevin Ferderline being on the rocks by speaking out about how much she enjoys being married and treating us with a fascinating insight into her daily life with hubby Kevin...

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Funny story: Britney Spears' secret marriage to Adolf Hitler

Britney Spears' secret marriage to Adolf Hitler

Last week in Las Vegas the Pop Princess and the most evil man ever to live were secretly wed at the "Lucky Larry" Marriage Chapel.

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Funny story: Bush Seeks to Protect Marriage from People Who Are Gay, Post-Menopausal, Barren, Self-Absorbed, Ugly

Bush Seeks to Protect Marriage from People Who Are Gay, Post-Menopausal, Barren, Self-Absorbed, Ugly

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush today announced his support of a Constitutional amendment banning childless or otherwise yucky marriage. "We all know that the marriage is a sacred institution, intended for the purpose of procreating and raising...

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Funny story: Gay Marriage - The Trail of Devastation

Gay Marriage - The Trail of Devastation

States all throughout the Mid-Western heartland and Southern American are unified by one issue - gay marriage.

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger's Gay Marriage Vows

Schwarzenegger's Gay Marriage Vows

California's body builder governor Ah-nuld has announced today that he will not veto a California Legislative bill allowing same-sex marriages. This response comes following his previous announcement of appreciating homosexual people and even sub...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Vetos "Girly Man" Gay Marriage Bill

Schwarzenegger Vetos "Girly Man" Gay Marriage Bill

Sacramento: California governor and self-avowed 'manly-man" Arnold Schwarzenegger today vowed to veto a gay marriage bill which slipped past a lubricated California Legislature. Said Schwarzenegger, "Girls will be boys and boys will b...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Marriage Plans Accelerate

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Marriage Plans Accelerate

In an announcement today that shocked the planet, Roman Catholic Virgin Katie Holmes and her lover Tom Cruise said that their wedding may happen sooner than had previously been expected, due to a turn of completely unexpected events.

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