London - (Associated Mess): UK military top brass and spook chiefs have finalised arrangements for Margaret Thatcher's funeral, to co-incide with the day after the England football team thrashes Germany 3-0 at the World Cup in Munich.
Victoria Station, London SW1 - (Associated Mess): A mass breakout of hysteria has erupted at the Conservative Party's Euro-Septic stink-tank in London this morning following news that yet another apocalyptic omen had manifested in central Londo...
Today in London, the G8 countries showed the world that they mean to help Africa out of its current dilemma with a series of aid packages designed to bring relief to poverty, homelessness and unemployment.
London - Last week, Police and Home Office officials bungled the rescue of 66 illegal immigrants from the clutches of one of Britain's seediest employers.
London (Associated Mess): The Prime Monster's official spokesman has confirmed this morning that Tony and Cherie Blair, currently holidaying at the P2 Travel Lodge Inn just outside Rome's Via Dolorosa, are due for a 'very special meetin...
London -- (Associated Mess): Downing Street hit back at maverick Euro-Septic Respect Party MP George Galloway today by stating unequivocally that it would be "morally justified" for one of Cherie's personal hit-men to "take out&...
Downing Street, London SW1 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): The Prime Minister's official spokesman confirmed this morning that the original copy of the famous 2002 WMD 'Dodgy Dossier' has been autographed by the PM's wife Cherie who...
London, Monday 22 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Horticulture fans were stunned today at the start of the 2006 Chelsea Flower Show when VIP visitor Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall was found crashed out in one of the show gardens after sampling one of...
London, Saturday 20 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Tony Blair's eldest son Euan has left his Washington DC internship abruptly and returned back to London for a reported six months period of quarantine and convalescence after compulsory NHS anti-r...
London, Friday 19 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): One of the worst cases of an illegal immigrant working in the UK after release from prison - and successfully evading deportation back to Siberian salt-mine homelands by using a loophole in the Inhuma...
Clarence House, London 15 May 2006 - (Associated Mess) -- The Pretender to the Mountbatten Throne has insisted it would be "criminally negligent" of him not to help avaricious useless greedy bastards through The Prince's Truss and that...
London, Saturday 13 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): A new exhibition of pictures detailing the life and times of the Queen Mother has gone on display at the Hellfire Club's London gallery located at Conservative Party Central Orifice.
London, Wednesday 10 May 2006 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): In her first seminal speech since being promoted by PM Tony Blair to the post of Secretary of State for Homosexuality, Opus Dei flag-bearer Ruth Kelly has confirmed that the Bible'...
Downing Street, London SWI - Monday 8 May 2006 (Associated Mess): Following feverish speculation in the UK weekend press that Tony Blair's resignation is 'imminent', friends of Cherry Bush QC have insisted that the PM and his wife will white-knuc...
London, Friday 5 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): A mechanical pachyderm monster has appeared on the streets of central London today, sparking apocalyptical fear among has-been Tory grandees that the last and most dreaded of the Nostradamus quatrains i...
London, Wednesday 3 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Whitehall spook chiefs are in celebratory mood following the Rome capture and indictment of the Pope's lesser known baby brother, the notorious Mafioso godfather Bernardo Provenzano, whose trai...
London, Saturday 29 April 2006, (Associated Mess): The Metropolitan Police has confirmed today that it is about to take drastic action on the fiasco of missing foreign ex-prisoners on the run who have so far escaped deportation. And top of their...
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