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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's New Shocking Movies

Lindsay Lohan's New Shocking Movies

Lindsay Lohan's hopes are high right now as she got accepted to star in two new movies, her first two movies in more than two years! The first one is titled "The Great Education" also starring Hilary Duff, Robert Pattinson, Queen Latifah and Sir B...

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Funny story: Samantha Ronson Claims She Is The Father Of Michael Jackson's Children

Samantha Ronson Claims She Is The Father Of Michael Jackson's Children

LA HABRA, California - In a surprising development, Lindsay Lohan's on-again, off-again gal pal Samantha Ronson has just announced that she is the real father of Michael Jackson's three children. Ronson met Ryan Seacrest at a Dairy Queen in La Hab...

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Funny story: What's Happened To Lindsay Lohan?

What's Happened To Lindsay Lohan?

Hollywood was shocked to it's roots this week as photos of Lindsay Lohan were taken of her coming from a library with several books under her arms and partly skipping along the street, humming "The 59th Street Bridge Song" better known as "Feeling Gr...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson takes break from men, calls Lindsay Loham for advice

Jessica Simpson takes break from men, calls Lindsay Loham for advice

Jessica Simpson, the gal guys love to hate, is taking a break from the dating scene, so say friends close to the silly bitch. "She wants to know what it is about her that repels men," said one BFF. Following her much publicized break up wit...

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Funny story: Samantha Ronson & Lindsay Lohan On Us Weekly's Annual Swimsuit Issue

Samantha Ronson & Lindsay Lohan On Us Weekly's Annual Swimsuit Issue

She [Samantha Ronson, people!] is on the cover of Us Weekly's annual swimsuit issue and she is Samantha Ronson! Oh, wait! There is also Lindsay Lohan! The two girls 'decided' according to execs in the magazine to do this photoshoot ''together beca...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Eatery Sold To Ellen DeGeneres

Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Eatery Sold To Ellen DeGeneres

MALIBU BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan owner of the Malibu Beach restaurant Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Eatery has sold it to TV host Ellen DeGeneres and her spouse Portia. The sale price was not revealed, but long time DeGeneres friend and business...

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Funny story: Samantha Ronson Ditches Lindsay Lohan For An Older Woman

Samantha Ronson Ditches Lindsay Lohan For An Older Woman

Los Angeles, CA - In what may have been a move inspired by a story recently published on TheSpoof.com, Samantha Ronson has boldly moved on from her love nest with Lindsay Lohan and was seen dining with an older woman, Drea de Matteo, known for her ro...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Is Dumping Samantha Ronson To Concentrate On Older Women

Lindsay Lohan Says She Is Dumping Samantha Ronson To Concentrate On Older Women

MALIBU BEACH, California - On again off again actress Lindsay Lohan has revealed to Internet Blogger Perez Hilton that she has decided to dump her ex-ex-ex "Boyfriend" Samantha Ronson again for the third or seventh time. The hazel-eyed skinny-as-h...

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Funny story: Lohan, Ronson Back Together, Lohan Facing Lawsuit

Lohan, Ronson Back Together, Lohan Facing Lawsuit

Apparently Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together because several fan sites are reporting that the two are moving out of their current residence after discovering they were on a Celebrity Bus Tour. Lindsay and her DJ girlfriend, whose...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Vajay Found Holding Missing Jewels and Bikinis

Lindsay Lohan's Vajay Found Holding Missing Jewels and Bikinis

Lately whatever Lindsay Lohan models goes missing... First jewels and now five bikinis... Missing that was until a suspicious private dick started to pry into the shadowy crevices where ladies like Lohan like to hide their hot wares. Sure enough...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Mouth Disease

Lindsay Lohan Has Mouth Disease

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan has now came down with foot-in-mouth's disease. Whenever she opens it, in goes the foot and who knows what's going to come out? At her birthday last week she spent the day apologizing for slamming Colette, a high class st...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Steals Five Bikinis

Lindsay Lohan Steals Five Bikinis

Lindsay Lohan the chief suspect in a recent jewel heist is believed to have made off with five priceless bathing suits at her pre-pre Birthday Party. Lohan spent more time sans bikinis than partially naked at the pubic relations event that did not in...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: Ready To Marry Samantha Ronson?

Lindsay Lohan: Ready To Marry Samantha Ronson?

Actress/singer Lindsay Lohan has said that she is "not ready to get married" yet, speaking about how many celebrities marry young. The former teen queen, who will turn 23 on July 2 and who just came back to normal girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson, t...

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Funny story: Topless Lindsay Lohan Talks Law

Topless Lindsay Lohan Talks Law

WonderLand - While addressing the media topless, Lindsay Lohan says the Supreme Court ruled that convicts have no constitutional right to test DNA evidence in hopes of proving their innocence long after they were found guilty of a crime, but can get...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan topless pictures reveal gem implants

Lindsay Lohan topless pictures reveal gem implants

Pictures posted by Lindsay Lohan on her Twitter page show her naked from the waist up with only her long blonde hair covering her modesty. However, an eagle-eyed detective investigating an alleged gem theft has discovered what he claims are diamonds...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Posts Topless Pic On Twitter

Lindsay Lohan Posts Topless Pic On Twitter

Lindsay Lohan has need of your attention. She is not being noticed, even after apparently getting so desperate for attention that she's stole some jewelry at a photo shoot to make it onto the news. Now she's placed a topless photo on Twitter. A...

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Funny story: Katie Price is dating Lindsay Lohan

Katie Price is dating Lindsay Lohan

Katie Price and Peter Andre. Once Britain's favourite celebrity couple, rivaled only by Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Now days,they detest the ground they walk on. Today. 'Crapfest Magazine' can exclusively that Katie Price has found new love with...

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