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Funny story: McCain Finally Selects VP

McCain Finally Selects VP

Washington DC, August 2008: The Republican National Convention being less than one month away, Senator McCain has finally selected his vice presidential running mate.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Witch Rumor Denied By McCain Camp

Hillary Clinton Witch Rumor Denied By McCain Camp

(New York-NY) At his first "Town Hall" meeting in New York City's Federal Hall, a statement made by presumptive Republican presidential nominee, John McCain, has many political bloggers wondering "wtf"? The r...

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Funny story: McCain Shocker: "Pillsbury Doughboy My Son"

McCain Shocker: "Pillsbury Doughboy My Son"

Memphis, TN - In a tear-filled admission during a town hall meeting in Memphis yesterday, Republican presidential candidate John McCain confessed that he was the father of the popular television icon the Pillsbury Doughboy.

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Funny story: John McCain Sex Tape Surfaces

John McCain Sex Tape Surfaces

Holy cow! Senator John McCain in a sex-tape? And not one made during his salad days at Annapolis, but last year, more like in his cigars and brandy nights? The choice was simple: Either film a sex-tape, or give the Bush White House to a Democrat.

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Funny story: McCain investigated over Obama plant

McCain investigated over Obama plant

John McCain has today been the center of an investigation into election fixing. The Republican candidate is accused of planting the opposing contender Barack Obama in a bid to scupper the chances of a Democratic election.

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Funny story: Tila Tequila named John McCain's running mate

Tila Tequila named John McCain's running mate

In a move that had many Washington insiders scratching their heads Sen John McCain named Tila Tequila as his running mate for the 2008 election.

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Funny story: Senator John McCain denies suffering from Alzheimer's

Senator John McCain denies suffering from Alzheimer's

71-year-old Arizona senator John McCain firmly denied today that he is suffering from dementia and may be in the early stages of Alzheimer's disease.

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Funny story: McCain Soils Self, Blames Obama

McCain Soils Self, Blames Obama

New York City - During an interview today with FOX News anchor Connie Jobs, McCain advisor Burt Simpleton admitted that McCain suffered from incontinence and had been embarrassed on more than one occasion while campaigning. Simpleton claimed that thi...

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Funny story: McCain Tells Evangelicals that He Will Change His Name to McAbel

McCain Tells Evangelicals that He Will Change His Name to McAbel

Repub candie John McCain has never had much appeal to the evangelical crowd. These are the folks that love Jesus, the Prince of Peace so much they elected war mongerer Bush - twice. McCain thought his support for killing people would win over the eva...

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Funny story: McCain Defers to Advisors and Chooses O.J. As Running Mate!

McCain Defers to Advisors and Chooses O.J. As Running Mate!

In a Presidential race that has seen a blackman, a white woman, and the oldest fart running for the first time for President of the U.S.--all out of character for the typical male-whitebread Presidential contest---now enter the biggest surprise of al...

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Funny story: McGoon Sides With Bush and Joe McCarthy : Constitution Forbids Privacy!

McGoon Sides With Bush and Joe McCarthy : Constitution Forbids Privacy!

Repub candie John McGoon has joined enemies of privacy rights like Joe McCarthy, J. "Evening Gown" Edgar Hoover and George W. Bush. McGoon stood before the Liberty Bell ijn Philadelphia and declared that the true meaning of the cracked bell...

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Funny story: McCain Picks VP; No-one Cares

McCain Picks VP; No-one Cares

Washington, DC - Republican candidate John Sidney McCain III announced his Vice-Presidential running mate today, at a press conference attended by no-one at all.

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Funny story: McCain Adopts Regional Policy on Immigration

McCain Adopts Regional Policy on Immigration

DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III announced an innovative "Regional Immigration Policy Position" strategy today.

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Funny story: McCain Considers Martin Sheen for V.P. Slot

McCain Considers Martin Sheen for V.P. Slot

(Geezer, AZ) - The John McCain campaign today released the initial list of Vice Presidential candidates they are considering, and along with the usual suspects you might expect came a few names you might not, including actor Martin Sheen (The...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama To Unite As Unique Double Act

Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama To Unite As Unique Double Act

Bitter Democratic Party rivals Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are to join forces and fight the Republican Party in next year's Presidential campaign as a unique double act, says a leaked memo.

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Funny story: McCain remembers he has Economics degree

McCain remembers he has Economics degree

The Republican Presidential nominee has revealed he has a degree in Economics after years of forgetting it.

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Funny story: John McCain 'Feeling Left Out'

John McCain 'Feeling Left Out'

John McCain, the current presidential candidate for the Republican party in the US elections, is rumoured to be considering a transfer to the Democratic Party. One of McCain's closest aides revealed that the party leader has been feeling "re...

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