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Funny story: Vatican to open luxury brothels

Vatican to open luxury brothels

Rome - Astonishing news from Vatican city today, as Monsignor Alphonse Di Vachi, head of a papal commission, looking into ways for the Vatican to maximise falling profits, startled believers and atheists alike when he announced that his new report wo...

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Funny story: Foreskin of Christ found!

Foreskin of Christ found!

Jerusalem - Amazing news from Jerusalem today as a team of Isreali archeologists from the Unviversity of Tel Aviv, sensationally confirmed that the foreskin of the infant baby Jesus, known to followers throughout the world as the "Christ" h...

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Funny story: Bono, "I suffer the wounds of christ"

Bono, "I suffer the wounds of christ"

In an exclusive interview today with the Spoof, Irish Ghandi and sometime lead singer of U2 Bono O'bono, sensationally claimed to be suffering from the rare religious condition known to priest's and vicar's around the world as Stigmata. The amazin...

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Funny story: Remarkable find in Canterbury Cathedral

Remarkable find in Canterbury Cathedral

Whilst renovating a wall inside Canterbury Cathedral during 2003 a workman made a remarkable discovery, he found an old crumbling pot with what looked like parchment inside. His find was kept a closely guarded secret but all can now be reveal...

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Funny story: What would Jesus snort?

What would Jesus snort?

London - (Rotters): What would Jesus snort? That is the title of a new theological tome debating the number one perplexing issue dominating current church thinking as god squad groupies grapple with complexities of urban life that might tempt the L...

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Funny story: Pope slams Jesus fancy dress as regurgitated paganism

Pope slams Jesus fancy dress as regurgitated paganism

Vatican City - (Rioters): Official: Jesus did not party. Ever. Especially in fancy dress involving false hair, make-up, ladies frocks or jewellery. That is the sombre message from the Ponitifical Committee for Hysterical Sciences which has threaten...

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Funny story: Jesus Christ Changes Name to Jesus H. Smith

Jesus Christ Changes Name to Jesus H. Smith

Jesus Christ announced today that he has legally changed his name to Jesus H. Smith.

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Funny story: Movie Ratings System Replaced With "What Would Jesus Watch?"

Movie Ratings System Replaced With "What Would Jesus Watch?"

Hollywood announced today that their current movie-ratings system would be scrapped and replaced with a "What would Jesus watch?" rating structure. Critics of the current system complain it is too secretive, inconsistent, and no longer use...

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Funny story: Christ's sandals found in desert

Christ's sandals found in desert

A top archaeologist has discovered sandals that may have belonged to Jesus Christ at a dump on the outskirts of Bethlehem.

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Funny story: Jesus Gives Rare Interview Aboard International Space Station

Jesus Gives Rare Interview Aboard International Space Station

Jesus showed up like a thief in the night aboard the International Space Station and gave surprised astronauts permission to conduct a rare interview .

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Funny story: My Little Wayne's The New Messiah Claims Mum

My Little Wayne's The New Messiah Claims Mum

2006 years after the birth of Christ a woman from Pease Pottage is claiming to have given birth to the new Messiah.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson Wed Christ After He KOs Boxing Champ

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson Wed Christ After He KOs Boxing Champ

RENO, NV, Dec. 25 - Jesus "Sonny" Christ capped his comeback drive in Reno yesterday with a ninth round knockout that sent reigning champ Stephen Hawking into a deep, possibly fatal coma.

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Funny story: There's No Christmas Cheer Between Madonna & Paltrow

There's No Christmas Cheer Between Madonna & Paltrow

Complete pandemonium at 'The Marie Dubois Infants School' in London's trendy Notting Hill and it's all over who's to play Mary in the upcoming version of the Nativity Play entitled "Yo Jezza Dude!"...

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Funny story: Emperor Penguin Signs $20 Million Film Deal After Dethroning Daniel Craig, Jesus and Tom Cruise

Emperor Penguin Signs $20 Million Film Deal After Dethroning Daniel Craig, Jesus and Tom Cruise

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - In the wake of two blockbuster hits, the second highest grossing documentary of all-time "March of the Penguins" and the currently top-rated film, the animated feature "Happy Feet," one of the last of Hollywood...

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Funny story: Carolina Football's Jehovah Defends Hiring Son Jesus As Offensive Line Coach

Carolina Football's Jehovah Defends Hiring Son Jesus As Offensive Line Coach

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. - The new chief of the University of North Carolina's football program is under fire from team boosters for choosing his own son as offensive line coach.

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Funny story: Jesus Christ shot dead by anti-terrorism police

Jesus Christ shot dead by anti-terrorism police

Scotland Yard was yesterday forced to apologise after shooting dead the Second Coming of Our Lord And Saviour, Mr Jesus H Christ.

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Funny story: Naked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews

Naked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews

WASHINGTON, DC -- Rabbi Jacob Baer stood before his congregation at Temple Sinai on Military Road yesterday morning, poised to perform a ritual that he had perfected just hours before. On a long table before him were a silver bowl, a small dark blue...

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