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Funny story: Pepe and Hillary's One Year Re-Union at Club Lewinsky

Pepe and Hillary's One Year Re-Union at Club Lewinsky

It is obvious to myself, Pepe Warezabar, your roving reporter for The Guard Dog, that Hillary Clinton is alive to every nuance, every whisper of significance occurring in the known cosmos. So it was not surprising to me when we met for our one year re-union at her husband's favorite night club, The Lewinksy, that she would enquire about my health. The club was very noisy at this point with...

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Funny story: US eye in the sky spies on European Union; Europeans totally pissed

US eye in the sky spies on European Union; Europeans totally pissed

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - Not content to spy on just his own citizenry, President Barack Obama also allegedly ordered the U. S. National Insecurity Agency to peep on millions of Europeans. According to reports leaked by Edward Snowden, Obama is intere...

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Funny story: Billy "Bombs Away" Clinton Defends "Wuss" at The Lewinsky

Billy "Bombs Away" Clinton Defends "Wuss" at The Lewinsky

Due to controversy over applying the word "wuss" to President Barack Obama, Bill Clinton has felt compelled to clarify his vocabulary, using one of his favorite venues, a nightclub titled "The Lewinsky," located near the White House. Last night at a prime hour in Club Lewinsky's revels, the pole dancers there working for the Rolita Shylee Pole Dance Ensemble stood aside so that the former Presi...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton allegedly operated whorehouse

Hillary Clinton allegedly operated whorehouse

WHITEWASHINGton, DC - Arch-feminist and champion of women's lib, Hillary Clinton allegedly operated as a madame during her tenure as Secretary of State, operating a house of ill repute for high-ranking members of the president's cabinet. "It is uncer...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton: Obama a "wuss"

Bill Clinton: Obama a "wuss"

DAMASCUS, SYRIA - During the 2012 presidential election, former president Bill Clinton suppressed his true feelings for his wife's arch rival. To project the appearance of political unity within the Democratic Party, Clinton refrained from criticizin...

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Funny story: USAID gives $625,000 to Cherie Blair cha-ri-dee 'to help African women set up own mobile hacking scams'

USAID gives $625,000 to Cherie Blair cha-ri-dee 'to help African women set up own mobile hacking scams'

Washington - The niche funding opportunity arose following the collapse of Rupert Murdoch's NewsCorpse Inc's controversial off-piste news gathering superstructure. Fierce lobbying by daft Scouser Cherry Bush saw the USAID slush fund run by Hillary...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Wants To Run For Public Office

Lady Gaga Wants To Run For Public Office

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga says that she is tired of sitting around and doing nothing due to her back problem. The "Born This Way" singer sat down with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Revue at a Flat As A Pancake Pancake House in Brooklyn. She dis...

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Funny story: Biden Premieres New Bangs At State Dinner

Biden Premieres New Bangs At State Dinner

WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. Vice-president Joe Biden has been living in the shadows of President Barack Obama long enough. That's why he made a New Years' resolution to find his own way into the limelight, when he promised members of his international...

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Funny story: 60 Minutes Catches Barack And Hillary In Compromising Situation

60 Minutes Catches Barack And Hillary In Compromising Situation

BILLINGSGATE POST - Not since the Yalta Conference of February 1945, where President Roosevelt and Soviet Union dictator Joseph Stalin fell in love at this romantic setting, has the world been made privy to such a tear-jerking rapprochement of mutual...

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Funny story: America may get its first white president in less than 100 years

America may get its first white president in less than 100 years

The USA may be less that 100 years away from having it's first white president according to civil rights campaigner George W Bush. As I stood with Bush overlooking The Mall in Washington yesterday, it was evident that change was indeed in the air...

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Funny story: NASA Purchases Inflatable Room for Use in Space: What's It For?

NASA Purchases Inflatable Room for Use in Space: What's It For?

As soon as spoof science reporter Gail Farrelly read the article, "International Space Station Will Get First Inflatable Addition" in Florida Today, she launched an investigation into this very unusual contract deal. She'd like to find out how the a...

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Funny story: First pics of Hillary's 'bloody clot' released

First pics of Hillary's 'bloody clot' released

New York - "And it's a big one," Dr Heemer Globin, Emeritus Professor of Experimental Lobotomy - er...Phlebotomy! - at New York's Seedy Sign-I Clinic said today as images of the pesky clot went viral in the blogosphere. The Manhattan blood-thinnin...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton hospitalised

Hillary Clinton hospitalised

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was hospitalized Sunday after doctors discovered her hairstyle, for some time a cause for concern, had become even worse, her spokesman said. She is expected to remain at New York Presbyterian Hospital for the n...

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Funny story: North Korea Says It Now Has A Missile That Can Reach East Los Angeles

North Korea Says It Now Has A Missile That Can Reach East Los Angeles

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Political Drive Thru Window News Agency, which is based in the nation's capital, has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has issued an official state department bulletin. Speaking before a crowd gathered at a...

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Funny story: Why Is Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Dodging Questions About Benghazi?

Why Is Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Dodging Questions About Benghazi?

Why is Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, dodging questions about the 9/11 attacks in Benghazi? First she claimed to have picked up some sort of vague virus during her 24/7 international travels for the last four years and was supposed to be resti...

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Funny story: Egyptian President Morsi Steps Down in Order to Reunite with The Smiths

Egyptian President Morsi Steps Down in Order to Reunite with The Smiths

In late-breaking news from conflict-torn Egypt, Egyptian president Mohammed Morsi has announced that he will step down from his presidency in order to reunite with his formerly very successful alternative rock band, The Smiths. In order to make th...

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Funny story: Latest Bilderberg Conference Under Way

Latest Bilderberg Conference Under Way

The latest Bilderberg conference is under way at its orignal location is Coventry's Masonic Hall London. Attending as usual are the world's most powerful individuals including the Murdochs, the Clintons, the Blairs and Browns, Peter Mandelson, industrial magnates and armaments manufacturers from around the globe. Satan, looking younger than his thirty-four years and devilishly attractive as a...

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