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Funny story: Andy Reid Convinces Kevin Kolb He Has Amnesia: "You? Starting Quarterback? I Never Said That..."

Andy Reid Convinces Kevin Kolb He Has Amnesia: "You? Starting Quarterback? I Never Said That..."

Instead of actually admitting that he f--ked up royally after naming Kevin 'Bobby Hoying II' Kolb the starting quarterback over Lassie-killer Michael Vick, Andy Reid has righted his wrong, but not in the way you'd imagine. Or, knowing Andy Reid, e...

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Funny story: Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger is "Pumped" For Prom Season

Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger is "Pumped" For Prom Season

(Pittsburgh, PA - September 17, 2010)… Early Friday morning, 2-Time Super Bowl Champion and star Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger held a press conference to address the local and national media. Roethlisberger, 28, is yet to play in an NFL c...

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Funny story: Ines Sainz Agrees To Appear Nude In PlayGuy Magazine

Ines Sainz Agrees To Appear Nude In PlayGuy Magazine

CHICAGO - Ines Sainz, a sports reporter for Azteca TV from Mexico, has caused quite a controversy since she appeared in the locker room of the NFL New York Jets. Sainz, who wears her jeans tighter than possibly any woman in the history of jean wea...

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Funny story: Heisman Trophy Re-Cast to Reflect Athletes Demand for Bling

Heisman Trophy Re-Cast to Reflect Athletes Demand for Bling

Following three consecutive years of pressure from its most recent winners, the long standing and original design of the Heisman Trophy will be recast for 2011, showing a fistful of dollars in the player's extended arm, and some gold bling around his...

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Funny story: New York Jets Coach Says That Ines Sainz Should Dress More Like The Average Drab Looking, Frumpy Female Reporter Instead of Like A Victoria's Secret Model

New York Jets Coach Says That Ines Sainz Should Dress More Like The Average Drab Looking, Frumpy Female Reporter Instead of Like A Victoria's Secret Model

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Jets fumble crew coach, Timmy "The Hands" Blumentelli, said that Ines Sainz, a reporter for Mexico's TV Azteca Network should not have been dressed like one of the Victoria's Secret models. He pointed out that when Sai...

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Funny story: Reggie Bush 2005 Heisman Trophy Given To President Obama

Reggie Bush 2005 Heisman Trophy Given To President Obama

Former USC running back Reggie Bush has returned his 2005 Heisman Trophy after it was discovered that the University of Southern California had committed some serious offenses during that year, in both football and basketball. A committee was due...

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Funny story: Pretty Female Reporter In Football Locker Room Gets Ogled!

Pretty Female Reporter In Football Locker Room Gets Ogled!

RUTHERFORD, NJ - The sporting world was shocked when it learned that men in the Jets' locker room were behaving like men in a locker room. Mexican Reporter, Mona Lott was ogled and flirted with by testosterone-filled burley athletes, while she flaun...

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Funny story: Kevin Kolb Claims To Be OK After Concussion: "I know it looked bad, but green moonface in the banana mercury is direct. Pizza."

Kevin Kolb Claims To Be OK After Concussion: "I know it looked bad, but green moonface in the banana mercury is direct. Pizza."

Philadelphia Eagles' Kevin Kolb called an early morning press conference to let family, friends and fans know that he is OK, after being K.T.F.O. during the second quarter of the game against the Green Bay NoFavres Sunday. "I know that backing the...

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Funny story: Philadelphia Eagles Trainers Caught Removing Padding From Players' Helmets, Admit Murdering 4 Players To Keep It Quiet.

Philadelphia Eagles Trainers Caught Removing Padding From Players' Helmets, Admit Murdering 4 Players To Keep It Quiet.

Trainers for the Philadelphia Eagles are facing indictment for removing padding from players' helmets, causing at least 827 concussions in the past 4 years. "I thought that getting out of Vet Stadium was going to help the situation," said former E...

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Funny story: BCS Committee Announces Radical New Playoff System

BCS Committee Announces Radical New Playoff System

(Lincoln, NE) With the 2010 college football season now underway, University of Nebraska-Lincoln chancellor Harvey Perlman, chairman of the BCS Presidential Oversight Committee, revealed today the formulation of a bizarre new system to determine the...

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Funny story: Promising Running Back Tears ACLU In Scrimmage

Promising Running Back Tears ACLU In Scrimmage

Lefty Undersmith, the promising running back of the San Francisco University Fifth Generation Teenage Welfare Mothers, tore his ACLU in practice yesterday and will miss this season. The tailback, who was projected as a finalist for the Heisman Troph...

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Funny story: Baptist Young Women's Christian Rifle Club To Perform At Hog Jaw High School Football Halftime

Baptist Young Women's Christian Rifle Club To Perform At Hog Jaw High School Football Halftime

Lucy May Buckner, Homecoming teacher at the High School and sponsor of the Baptist Young Women's Christian Rifle Club (First Baptist Church) announced that her girls will perform again at the halftime of this year's homecoming game. "Just like last...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Is Blaming Their Loss To The Oakland Raiders On Kim Kardashian

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Is Blaming Their Loss To The Oakland Raiders On Kim Kardashian

DALLAS - Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, is back singing his old "She's a Jinx" song again after his Cowboys were beaten by the Oakland Raiders 17-9. Two years ago he blamed every Cowboys loss on Hollywood actress Jessica Simpson, w...

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Funny story: NFL To Begin Using Microchip-Implanted Footballs.

NFL To Begin Using Microchip-Implanted Footballs.

Certain sport news agencies, including the one that allows LeBron James to write his own news stories, is reporting that the NFL will be using footballs with microchips inside, in order to prevent blown calls by officials. The microchips will hel...

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Funny story: 2010 Philadelphia Eagles: "Hi, I'm new here. And you are...?"

2010 Philadelphia Eagles: "Hi, I'm new here. And you are...?"

Philadelphia Eagles' head coach Andy Reid has been jumping around like a rhino in a tutu all spring, telling anyone who'll listen that the team feels invigorated by the influx of new faces. 39 of them, in fact, with 13 being draft picks. And on an 80...

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Funny story: Eagles' Lurie on Kolb vs. Vick: "Why Use a Hammer When You Own a Nail-Gun?"

Eagles' Lurie on Kolb vs. Vick: "Why Use a Hammer When You Own a Nail-Gun?"

Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie finally called head coach Andy Reid to task for selecting QB Kevin Kolb to start over ASPCA F--khead Of The Decade Michael Vick, characterizing it as an issue of "Using a hammer when you own a nail-gun." "Wi...

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Funny story: The Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints To Change Their Name To The New Orleans Tar Saints

The Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints To Change Their Name To The New Orleans Tar Saints

NEW ORLEANS - Tom Benson, owner of The Super Bowl winners the New Orleans Saints has just announced that he has decided to change the name of his NFL football team Benson, who owns several Chevrolet dealerships in San Antonio, along with 782 Taco...

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