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Funny story: Bolton Police Drugs Raid Goes Tits-Up

Bolton Police Drugs Raid Goes Tits-Up

Police in Bolton who executed a daring dawn raid on, what they believed to be, a local drugs den, realised somewhat belatedly, that something was amiss when, instead of drugs dealers armed with guns and machetes, they encountered an...

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Funny story: Sub-prime fiasco caused by Wall Street cocaine binge

Sub-prime fiasco caused by Wall Street cocaine binge

Off-the-Wall-St, New York - (Narcotic Mess): Forget the shrinks' feeble apologia about investment bankers' fluctuating testosterone and cortisol levels: DEA chiefs say a massive Wall Street cocaine binge has generated the sub-prime fiasco.

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Funny story: 'One law for the proles and another for gay royal crack cocaine blackmail vicitm'

'One law for the proles and another for gay royal crack cocaine blackmail vicitm'

London - (Ass Mess): Lawyers acting for the accused in the 'gay minor royal £50,000 crack cocaine blackmail video' case have slammed British justice for favoring the totally anonymous and unnamed son of the late Princess Margaret.

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Funny story: Texan Crystle Meth crowned Ms United States

Texan Crystle Meth crowned Ms United States

Las Vegas - (Botox Ass Mess): A 22 year-old Texan pharmacology entrepreneur (sic) has been crowned Ms United States after a close-run contest of the nation's finest.

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Funny story: Man celebrates his weird beard

Man celebrates his weird beard

Spokane WA- Ryan Clayton, a typical 34-year old resident of Spokane, was alone on vacation backpacking through a dense secluded forest, eating peanut shells and licking tree bark, when he tripped over an ice sculpture built by prodigious beavers with...

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Funny story: Billionaire couple busted for crack dealing at US embassy party

Billionaire couple busted for crack dealing at US embassy party

London - (Narcotic Mess): The ambassador's parties may be noted for their glamor and sophistication. But this week's message is 'Ferrero Rocher eat your heart out.'...

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Funny story: Gift Wrapped Packages Pour In For Charles And Camilla Crystal Wedding Anniversary

Gift Wrapped Packages Pour In For Charles And Camilla Crystal Wedding Anniversary

Balimmoral Castle, Scotland - (Nuptial Mess): The Scottish post office has reported that thousands of parcels from all over the world have been seized ahead of Charles and Camilla's crystal wedding anniversary celebrations tomorrow.

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Funny story: Colombians Up In Arms Over Mosley "Cup of Tea" Scandal

Colombians Up In Arms Over Mosley "Cup of Tea" Scandal

Colombian drug lords have reacted with outrage to newspaper allegations that FIA boss Max Mosley rounded off a five hour "spankathon" with goose-stepping hookers by hoovering large quantities of English breakfast tea.

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Funny story: Frosty Admits Drug Abuse

Frosty Admits Drug Abuse

NORTH POLE - In an interview with the Anchorage Daily News, Frosty The Snowman has admitted to abusing OxyContin, and being addicted to cocaine.

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Funny story: Dwain Chambers To Ride Grand National Favourite

Dwain Chambers To Ride Grand National Favourite

Dwain Chambers, the drugs cheat sprinter who signed for Castleford Rugby League Club this week, has further astonished sports fans by announcing that he is to ride the favourite White Powder in this...

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Funny story: Irish Nuns Launder Drug Money From Al Queda To Send To Polishers

Irish Nuns Launder Drug Money From Al Queda To Send To Polishers

Dublin (What's the crack mess) An underground network of evil Irish nuns are laundering drug money obtained via Al Queda sources and sending it to French Polishers - who then funnel the money back to Ireland where the nuns use the cash to buy Dan...

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Funny story: Irish aid worker held on drug charges in Indonesia.

Irish aid worker held on drug charges in Indonesia.

Ireland and Indonesia are this evening embroiled in a war of words amidst a tense diplomatic stand off after an Irish charity worker was arrested on suspicion of drug trafficking at Bali international airport in the early hours of yesterday morning.

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Funny story: "Gilligan's Island" Mary Ann Caught With Mary Jane

"Gilligan's Island" Mary Ann Caught With Mary Jane

69 year old Dawn Wells, beloved girl-next-door starlet of "Gilligan's Island", is serving 6 months unsupervised probation after being busted for possession of pot.

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Funny story: Water contains Free Psychotropic Drugs as part of pilot project proving Universal Health Care Fiscally Feasible -- Shutdown over Fear it can only be opposed on Moral Hazard grounds

Water contains Free Psychotropic Drugs as part of pilot project proving Universal Health Care Fiscally Feasible -- Shutdown over Fear it can only be opposed on Moral Hazard grounds

Los Angeles, California - A pilot project leaked to the media that local water districts were working with pharmaceutical companies on a new, faster and more efficient drug delivery system to handle the anticipated increased needs of retiring Baby Bo...

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Funny story: Don't Drink the Water

Don't Drink the Water

A recent study has shown, that there are drugs in our drinking water. America is not the only country this has happend to, it appears that almost all countries have this issue.

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Funny story: Colombian-registered crack sub drifting in Thames estuary

Colombian-registered crack sub drifting in Thames estuary

London - (Ass Mess): A Colombian-registered nuclear powered crack cocaine-smuggling submarine The Kursk III is drifting dangerously in the Thames estuary.

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Funny story: Dwain Chambers To Compete With Disabled Athletes

Dwain Chambers To Compete With Disabled Athletes

Dwain Chambers, the able-bodied drug-guzzling sprinter, has caused controversy in the athletics world, by expressing his intention to race against disabled athletes at an event in Paris

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