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Funny story: Area Resident Relieved to Learn his Dog Is Not Gay

Area Resident Relieved to Learn his Dog Is Not Gay

SHAKER HEIGHTS, OH - After many traumatic months watching his beloved Labrador Mix Newt mount and thrust into the posterior of other male dogs at the Shaker Heights Dog Park, Doug Stubie was relieved when a fellow dog owner told him that Newt's illic...

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Funny story: Sony sends 180 Million Aibos to search for Osama Bin Laden

Sony sends 180 Million Aibos to search for Osama Bin Laden

With the current reward for Bin Laden's head and/or fluffy white turban exceeding 500 MILLION DOLLARS Sony Corporation parachuted 180 million willing Aibo robot dogs over portions of southern Afghanistan as part of an elaborate high tech &...

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Funny story: Year Of Dog Saves Dogs

Year Of Dog Saves Dogs

BEIJING - Chinese astrologers here in China's capital have announced that this year's lunar calendar year is going to be the Year of the Dog.

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Funny story: Lady HIV Positive After Night Slumming With Tramp

Lady HIV Positive After Night Slumming With Tramp

High Society dogs may want to reconsider a night of slumming with the mutts after the experiences of fifteen year old Lady. Test today at Bellvue Animal Hospital revealed that dog is HIV positive and has contacted the AIDS virus. She also received...

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Funny story: Reservoir Dogs Run Free

Reservoir Dogs Run Free

The BBC, Sky, Channel 4, Channel 5 and the Arena programme, in association with Sony Pictures, The Biography Channel, Arena again, Spitfire Pictures, PBS and HBO are thrilled to announce a co-production with WHDH-TV, KACL and BobCat Movies to make th...

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Funny story: Tom Frist Heals the Blind: Trust Me.

Tom Frist Heals the Blind: Trust Me.

Nashville -- Forget LASIK, white canes, or seeing eye dogs. Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-Tenn., has miraculously healed the blind trust which once blinded him to values of stock in Hospital Corporation of America (HCA) . While he has yet to...

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Funny story: New Orleans Dogs Begin Looting, Raping Cats

New Orleans Dogs Begin Looting, Raping Cats

Jefferson Parish -- "Max," left behind on a rooftop, waited for a helicopter that never arrived. "After four days the Alpo ran out, and I had to drink that nasty toilet water along the edge of the roof. Eventually, I realized if I d...

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Funny story: New Orleans Goes To The Dogs

New Orleans Goes To The Dogs

In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, government officials were shocked to see the balance of power shifting from human to canine domination throughout the city of New Orleans. "This town has gone to the dogs," said President Bush on Thursday, foll...

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Funny story: Animal type tests get renewed backing by mother-in-laws

Animal type tests get renewed backing by mother-in-laws

The European league of evil mother-in-laws and mad dogs has given their backing to further animal type experiments on their son-in-laws. However, the British Association for the Advancement of Science (BA) has declared that the intense pain and suffe...

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Funny story: Summertime: A Time For Hot Dogs, The Beach and Impeachment

Summertime: A Time For Hot Dogs, The Beach and Impeachment

Well, it's summertime and and once again Washington watchers are gearing up for that age old pastime: that's right folks...it's Impeachment Season. The warm and balmy months in our nations capitol are traditionally a time for frolicking poolside and attempting to bring down our nations leaders. It will be remembered by the half dozen Americans who actually pay attention to what...

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Funny story: CANADA = TERROR

CANADA = TERROR

I am big hearted and a sucker for a sob-story. Any time anyone is in any trouble, I am always the first to put my shoulder to the grindstone, grease my elbow or write a BIG FAT CHECK. Two years ago, one of my neighbor’s dogs ran away. I tried and tried to find it – going so far as to put my LAMcopter into action – but the dog was never found. Did I let this tragedy pass unnoticed? Of course n...

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Funny story: Andy Lam - Scientist

Andy Lam - Scientist

Today, I was riding in my hot air balloon when I chanced look o’re the side with my spyglass. Far below (and yet seemingly near thanks to the special characteristics of the device’s optics) I espied two dogs frolicking in a grassy meadow. As the two scamps chased one another and tumbled through the spring flowers, I noted that they from time to time paused in their play to consume some chl...

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Funny story: Dogs of War on Terror

Dogs of War on Terror

Plans proposed by the Home Secretary, Charles Clarke, to reclassify detained terrorist suspects as house dogs for the disabled was not an...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover New Connections Between Dogs, Opera, Beets, and Ovens

Scientists Discover New Connections Between Dogs, Opera, Beets, and Ovens

New York, NY--Scientists at a major teaching hospital here today reported not one but two scientific findings that they hope will propel them to the front of the line for a Nobel Prize and provide them with lifetime free tickets to Lincoln Center.

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Funny story: Detective Andy Sipowicz Joins Search for Lori Hacking

Detective Andy Sipowicz Joins Search for Lori Hacking

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) Teams of cadaver sniffing dogs are roaming the Salt Lake Valley Landfill looking for the body of a Lori Hacking - the pregnant woman reportedly murdered by husband Mark Hacking and then dumped into the trash according to his recen...

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Funny story: Dogs May Anticipate Stupidity in Children, Study Shows

Dogs May Anticipate Stupidity in Children, Study Shows

Can you really know if little Johnny or Betsy will be a smart, upstanding adult or just another bump in the road working at a drive through? The answer may actually lie with your family dog, according to a new preliminary study.

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Funny story: Saddam to invade Canada

Saddam to invade Canada

Saddam Hussein has confirmed that should he be elected as the next president of the United States, he will immediately invade "those Canadian dogs".

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