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Funny story: Professor in Corpse Sex Plan

Professor in Corpse Sex Plan

The maverick German professor Gunther von Hagens who caused a storm with his public autopsy has revealed he wants to show dead people having sex in an exhibition he bizarrely plans to call 'Kinky Corpses'. He said: "I am really thinking of it, but...

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Funny story: Auction Website Unrolls Plan To Register The Deceased On Auction Site

Auction Website Unrolls Plan To Register The Deceased On Auction Site

During an interview with AuctionWatch, Dead-bay (Dbay) CEO Don Jonohoe confirmed rumors that Dbay has been registering the deceased on the popular online auction site. "I got the idea from Meg (Whitman) actually" Jonohoe said. "During the Republ...

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Funny story: FDA Approves Aspartame for the Dead

FDA Approves Aspartame for the Dead

KENT STATE - Here at the home of the Kent State Massacre, FDA officials have sojourned to announce that Aspartame has been approved for the dead. The stylish Dr. Strangedeath, dressed in top hat and tails, took the stage at a Roiling Stones Concer...

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Funny story: Creepy Kid Who 'Sees Dead People' Says He's Well Happy

Creepy Kid Who 'Sees Dead People' Says He's Well Happy

Creepy kid Justin Thyme, who claims to see dead people, not unlike that spook out of that movie with Bruce Willis in it announced today that he was quite happy with his unusual 'gift'. 'Other kids go to bed and they see bogey men hiding in the wardrobe' the irritating little shit told us. 'But it's not like that for me.' So what exactly is it like? we asked. 'Well,' Justin said. 'If I wan...

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Funny story: Petrol Usage Warnings

Petrol Usage Warnings

News comes today of the Government's new multi-million pound advertising campaign aimed at reducing the risks of what it says is "improper use of petrol". The recent reduction in the price of petrol at the pump has been welcomed by those on the fo...

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Funny story: Obama looks wan

Obama looks wan

Close friends of President-elect, Barak Obama have secretly become worried over the future president's health. "He's looking very drawn," said one close friend, who preferred to be called 'M'. "I think the election has taken it's toll, he can bare...

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Funny story: Bureaucrat Dies

Bureaucrat Dies

Snively Wusbag passed away Monday. Wusbag, a career bureaucrat, died in his New York City home at the age of 73. He was remembered for his long career obstructing regular people from getting things done. Born during the Great Depression to a famil...

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Funny story: Altona, Illinois Man Found Dead Near Masonic Hall

Altona, Illinois Man Found Dead Near Masonic Hall

The body of Leeroy "Belcher" Bleecher, 25, of Altona was found just outside the Masonic Hall Sunday and concerned citizens of this small Illinois town are demanding that Sheriff Grover Giddy "do something..anything" to find out what caused this trage...

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Funny story: Father Christmas Killed in Tragic Sleigh Accident, Say Cash-Strapped Parents

Father Christmas Killed in Tragic Sleigh Accident, Say Cash-Strapped Parents

St Nicholas, the jovial and benevolent bearer of Christmas gifts died when his custom-made sleigh collided with a Jumbo Jet just outside the North Pole, newly-impoverished parents reported to their children yesterday. The man more commonly known a...

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Funny story: Cold caller dies of hypothermia

Cold caller dies of hypothermia

Door to door double glazing salesman Hugh Peeveesea was found dead in a Swansea street this morning, apparently from acute hypothermia. At first, it was suspected that Mr Peeveesea was another statistic in the tragic Bridgend suicide cult that has...

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Funny story: Last Laugh

Last Laugh

In Brazil, Hernandez Gomez had the last laugh on the day of his own funeral. Hernandez died aged 82, just twelve weeks after marrying Consuela Blanco, 24, leaving his new bride over a million dollars in inheritance from his popular chain of shoe s...

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Funny story: Three Bored To Death In Atapalgus, Georgia

Three Bored To Death In Atapalgus, Georgia

Junie Deloris Morris of Atapalgus, Georgia, who has her family scrapbook prominently displayed on her coffee table at all times, gives the impression that her life is not only bearable, but has even been pleasant at times, sources not particularly cl...

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Funny story: Sliced Bread Inventor found murdered

Sliced Bread Inventor found murdered

Police have named the thirteenth victim of "Judge Dead" as Dr Urnst Scourplug, the mad cap inventor of sliced bread. He died peacefully at his home whilst being hacked to death in a blood-lust attack by a mad axe-wielding killer. The killer, The Righ...

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Funny story: Plague, Pox, and Pestilence Sweep through Europe

Plague, Pox, and Pestilence Sweep through Europe

Formerly London, England - The recent death of a London-based Spanish drum-maker from inhalation anthrax places the death toll of the current pandemic at 75 million and one, now surpassing the Black Death of the 1340s. Last week's death of a Scottish...

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Funny story: Mass Annihilation of Wild Dingbat Pupils

Mass Annihilation of Wild Dingbat Pupils

Ninety percent of a graduating class at the exclusive St. Sodom the Dingbat boys school at Wallamaroo, Australia, have been wiped out in a retaliatory SWAT policing action while participating in a series of end of term 'burn and pillage' hi-jinx pran...

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Funny story: Winchester, Ky. Man Dies of Catfish

Winchester, Ky. Man Dies of Catfish

Longtime Firm Boy Restaurant catfish eater Randy Bill "Blubberbutt" Keats died Sunday, succumbing to the fat-and cholesterol-laden fried catfish/hushpuppy/potatoes/batter-dipped salad dish after a brave 53-year battle. "Sadly, Keats' family has a...

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Funny story: Keith Richards in dead mystery

Keith Richards in dead mystery

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards was left red faced when he had a medical for a new life insurance policy. It appears that the legendary rocker had been dead for at least 15 years. Keith said "I had a strange feeling in my chest back in...

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