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Funny story: The Adventures of Sherlock Cameron: Chapter the Second

The Adventures of Sherlock Cameron: Chapter the Second

One day I was taking tea in my rooms when Sherlock Cameron strode in. "You have probably never thought seriously of Boris Moriarty?" said he. "Of course not, the man's like a loveable labrador." "Aye, there's the genius and the wonder of the thing!" he cried. "That man pervades London, and no one takes him seriously. That's what puts him on a pinnacle in the records of bumbling politici...

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Funny story: Pot in Downing St Named Minister for Meals

Pot in Downing St Named Minister for Meals

LONDON - After intensive discussion with Samantha Cameron, David Cameron managed to make a pot in No. 10 Minister for Meals. The pot, A Tefal 87262/A, will be present at all Cabinet meetings and will take the spot next to David Cameron which is re...

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Funny story: Cameron Accepts Tony Montana As New Advisor

Cameron Accepts Tony Montana As New Advisor

David Cameron today confirmed that Tony Montana would be employed by the government in a drive to increase import and export figures for the UK. The self styled Cuban Mafia Man is said to have accepted the role that Lord Alan Sugar was un-able to...

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Funny story: David Cameron Exposed As Politician In Egypt

David Cameron Exposed As Politician In Egypt

Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron today admitted his concerns over the recent protests staged in several Middle Eastern countries by its dissatisfied populace. Speaking from a wealthy friend's private estate in Egypt Cairo today, he said:...

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Funny story: Cameron Calls For More "Camel Toes" In The Middle East

Cameron Calls For More "Camel Toes" In The Middle East

Prime Minister David Cameron has stolen a march on his rivals in the race to become the new Egyptian leader. Mr Cameron, frustrated in his attempts to be outright head boy in the UK, flew into Cairo to lend his support to what has been dubbed the...

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Funny story: David Cameron on his tour of the Middle East - are his PR guys taking the piss

David Cameron on his tour of the Middle East - are his PR guys taking the piss

A few days in the sun must have sounded like a good idea after Coalition UK for call me Dave. As he enjoyed his world statesman games in Cairo, what did Dave not know? Call him naive or badly advised, but as the Gadaffi's were shooting their own people next door in Libya, some bright spark noticed Dave's travelling companions. Dave had taken along, on his tour of the Arabian countries, some...

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Funny story: Cameron's Surprise for Egypt

Cameron's Surprise for Egypt

Egypt has been recolonised by David Cameron in a surprise move. With American support British control of Egypt has been re-established. 'I'm sorry we went away' David Cameron shouted from the renamed Trafalgar Quare in Cairo 'now you clearly need...

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Funny story: Boris Is Hoping To Be Cameron's Successor

Boris Is Hoping To Be Cameron's Successor

Ambitious Boris Johnson is hoping to be able to take advantage of Cameron's unpopularity and to succeed him if he faces a vote of no confidence. The blonde haired buffoon was taking Cameron's ideas for the Big Society and recycling them as his own...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg too busy doing Cameron's chores to participate in Big Society

Nick Clegg too busy doing Cameron's chores to participate in Big Society

In a radio interview Nick Clegg has exclusively revealed that he will not take part in David Cameron's Big Society as he's "too busy" doing the Prime Minister's chores. As well as undertaking his duties as Deputy Prime Minister and leader of the L...

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Funny story: David Cameron Takes Further Forestry U-Turns

David Cameron Takes Further Forestry U-Turns

Controversial plans to sell 258,000 hectares of state-owned woodlands have been abandoned, then taken up again, then abandoned again. Environment secretary Caroline Spelman told MPs, "actually, we got it right", when David Cameron's government re...

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Funny story: David Cameron Found to Have Failed Secondary School Mathematics

David Cameron Found to Have Failed Secondary School Mathematics

LONDON - After David Cameron strongly reinforced his BigSoc idea, while in the face of severe cuts, has caused many commentators to say that the people will 'do less with even less', prompting a dig around by this reporter at Cameron's secondary scho...

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Funny story: Cameron Admitted to Mental Institute After Delusions About BigSoc

Cameron Admitted to Mental Institute After Delusions About BigSoc

LONDON - After PM Cameron went around the country taking about his new cultural directive, Big Society, the man has fallen into a state of mental sickness. According to doctors, Cameron had been suffering from 'delusions' that BS was going to work...

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Funny story: JLS to try and sell David Cameron's Big Society

JLS to try and sell David Cameron's Big Society

Destroyer of music JLS have been asked by David Cameron to try and sell his failing Big Society. JLS were asked by the Prime Minister to sell the idea as the past few years have shown that the boyband will sell anything and, like the Big Society,...

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Funny story: The Adventures of Sherlock Cameron

The Adventures of Sherlock Cameron

In the year of 1989 I took my Doctor of Social Anthropology at the University of Cambridge and proceeded to travel around the world taking further education. Throughout this time I am told my political beliefs changed considerably, although if I am honest I would be hard pressed to recall this myself. Upon my return to England I became leader of a political party, and I spent a short time intr...

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Funny story: "Big Society" launched by Prime Minister David Cameron

"Big Society" launched by Prime Minister David Cameron

Following on from promises made at the time of the election, Prime Minister David Cameron, along with a number of fellow expense-claimers, launched his new "Big Society" initiative. Aimed at members of the public who previously held responsible jo...

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Funny story: Cameron Tries To "Resucitate" Big Society

Cameron Tries To "Resucitate" Big Society

David Cameron has tried to urge surly teenagers to volunteer for national service. In a passionate pleas he has said "I want every youngster to discover their true potential and not end up as a "Neet" or an "Asbo" they are worth much more than that"...

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Funny story: Larry The Downing Street Cat Catches a Suspicious Mouse

Larry The Downing Street Cat Catches a Suspicious Mouse

Larry, the Downing Street Cat, has caught a suspicious looking mouse on his first day of duty. The mouse is said to have been of a mechanical type made from wood and rabbit fur. It also contained a small tape recorder and a spy camera thought t...

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