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Funny story: GOP Contemplates Psychological Intervention as Obama's ADHD Revealed!

GOP Contemplates Psychological Intervention as Obama's ADHD Revealed!

Washington, DC/ Walter Reed Army Hospital/ Top Secret Medical Update - Political Pundits throughout the nation's capitol huddled in small groups and spoke in whispers discussing a top secret medical report leaked by Joe Biden, confirming what everyon...

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Funny story: DeLay Trying to Delay DWTS Debut

DeLay Trying to Delay DWTS Debut

Former US House Majority Leader Tom DeLay apparently is having second thoughts about his participation as a contestant in the upcoming 9th season of ABC's hit ballroom dance reality show, "Dancing With The Stars." DeLay, whose professional partn...

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Funny story: Jaycee Lee Dugard To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

Jaycee Lee Dugard To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron has just informed the Hollywood media that Jaycee Lee Dugard has agreed to be a contestant on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Bergeron said that he personally spoke on the phone...

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Funny story: Forsyth unsuited to Strictly Come Dancing?

Forsyth unsuited to Strictly Come Dancing?

Bruce Forsyth may need to consider his position in the cult TV show, Strictly Come Dancing. According to one of my sources, the legend that is Mr Forsyth was told that he would have to present the show from a wheelchair. I was informed that gi...

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Funny story: Dancing with the Stars 2009 latest: Bruno Tonioli resigns to join American Idol

Dancing with the Stars 2009 latest: Bruno Tonioli resigns to join American Idol

Well, scandal has rocked this season's Dancing with Stars with one of the judges, Bruno Tonioli, leaving already to take Paula Abdul's place on American Idol. "This is a major career step for me." The camp Italian explained. "My overall aim is to...

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Funny story: Dancing with the Stars 2009 line up announced

Dancing with the Stars 2009 line up announced

The much anticipated Dancing with the Stars 2009 line up has been announced. And wow, what a cornucopia of talent and fame this cast list is: Gloria Garcia - who once cleaned for one of the Osmonds and who is close to getting a green card Tom...

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Funny story: Wedding Aisle Dancers Kicked Off Dancing with the Stars

Wedding Aisle Dancers Kicked Off Dancing with the Stars

New York, NY - The entire wedding party dancers from the now infamous wedding of Kevin and Jill Heinz have been thrown off Dancing With the Stars on ABC when it was learned that they were scheduled to be finalists on So You Think You Can Dance on...

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Funny story: Stacy Keibler Body Slams George Hamilton

Stacy Keibler Body Slams George Hamilton

HOLLYWOOD - Former WWF, WCW, and WWE wrestler Stacy Keibler has admitted that she did indeed body slam actor George Hamilton in a Malibu Beach Starbucks. The 29-year-old Keibler, nicknamed "The Legs" said that she just finally got sick and tired o...

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Funny story: The Winners of "DWTS" "AI" and "BGT" Owe It All To Arkansas

The Winners of "DWTS" "AI" and "BGT" Owe It All To Arkansas

ARKADELPHIA, Arkansas - Once again the little anvil-looking state of Arkansas has shown everyone that its citizens are all definitely 'Team Players,' who not only vote, but vote over, and over, and, over employing their patented Arkansas Power-Voting...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Comes In 4th On "Dancing With The Stars"

Lady Gaga Comes In 4th On "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - Glam rocker Lady Gaga performed two numbers on the "Dancing With The Stars" finale show and she did such a fantastic job of dancing while performing her two songs that the judges decided to award her fourth place. Shawn Johnson, the 17...

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Funny story: Lil' Kim's Bionic Booty Booted Off "Dancing With The Stars"

Lil' Kim's Bionic Booty Booted Off "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - Lil' Kim apparently had a lil'ler amount of viewer votes than the bullridin', two-steppin,' shucks ma'am'in' cowpoke Ty Murray. The 33-year-old hip-hoppin', rip-rappin' rapstress Kim was sent home on the latest edition of "Dancing With...

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Funny story: Elaine Paige and Susan Boyle To Sing On "Dancing With The Stars"

Elaine Paige and Susan Boyle To Sing On "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - Elaine Paige, who is regarded as "The Queen of English Musical Theater" has agreed to appear on ABC's "Dancing With The Stars" and sing a duet with the Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle. DWTS host Tom Bergeron confirmed that both...

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Funny story: Lil' Kims' Big-Uns Dazzle "Dancing With The Stars" Judges

Lil' Kims' Big-Uns Dazzle "Dancing With The Stars" Judges

Lil' Kim let it all hang out during this week's dance competition, much to the delight of Dancing with the Stars Judge Bruno "Stiffy" Tonioli. But, unlike Janet Jackson's oozing nightmare at the Superbowl, Lil' Kim insisted it wasn't a "wardrobe mal...

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Funny story: Capt. Richard Phillips To Appear On "Dancing With The Stars"

Capt. Richard Phillips To Appear On "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - The captain of The Maersk Alabama, Capt. Richard Phillips, who was held captive by the Somali Pirates has agreed to guest star on an upcoming episode of "Dancing With The Stars." DWTS host Tom Bergeron confirmed that the captain will b...

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Funny story: Jilted Melissa Goes From "Bachelor" To "Dancing With The Stars"

Jilted Melissa Goes From "Bachelor" To "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - Melissa Rycroft who was picked by Jason "The Bachelor" Mesnick to be his bride, went from being ecstatically happy to being dumped by him before millions on national TV, to being injured Nancy O'Dell's replacement on "Dancing With The Sta...

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Funny story: "Dancing With The Stars" Curse Strikes Once Again!!

"Dancing With The Stars" Curse Strikes Once Again!!

The "Dancing With The Stars curse strikes both Jewel and Nancy O'Dell! ABC announced that both women dropped out of their top rated competition as a result of knee injuries during rehearsals. Jewel was diagnosed with a fractured tibia in both l...

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Funny story: Kevin Costner & Stacy Keibler To Host TV's "Dancing With The Wolves"

Kevin Costner & Stacy Keibler To Host TV's "Dancing With The Wolves"

BURBANK, California - Kevin Costner, actor, director, and producer will be one of the hosts of a new dance show on the Fox Network. The show is basically a spin-off on ABC's "Dancing With The Stars" and is titled, "Dancing With The Wolves." Co...

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