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Funny story: Chinese Government propose revolutionary marking system for Olympic Javelin

Chinese Government propose revolutionary marking system for Olympic Javelin

Concerned over potential inaccuracies in the location of landed javelins in the forthcoming Olympic Games in Beijing, the Chinese authorities have unveiled a new method for precisely marking the spot where they have landed. Employing a unique 'or...

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Funny story: President Bush Unsure of China Olympic Situation

President Bush Unsure of China Olympic Situation

Due to the recent controversies with the Olympic torch marathon, the treatment of Tibet, and the tainted food and toys imported into the United States from China, President George W. Bush has said that he is "unsure of the whole situation."...

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Funny story: Western Media 'demonises' demons says The Devil

Western Media 'demonises' demons says The Devil

The Devil has accused the Western media of demonising his unholy supporters and says there are "complicated problems" in administering international evil.

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Funny story: Olympics Set For Tibet Switch

Olympics Set For Tibet Switch

The Olympic Games, scheduled to take place in Beijing in June, could face a last-minute switch to Tibet, if sources inside the romantic fantasy mountain kingdom are to be believed.

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Funny story: Beijing To Deploy Terracotta Army To Protect Olympic Torch In Tibet

Beijing To Deploy Terracotta Army To Protect Olympic Torch In Tibet

China is to take unprecedented military action in an attempt to protect the Olympic Torch Flame (OTF) in Tibet, by mobilising its Terracotta Army for the first time in more than 2000 years.

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Funny story: Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.

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Funny story: China Offers to Set Tibetan Monk Afire

China Offers to Set Tibetan Monk Afire

The Chinese government is a wee bit upset over the protests of the Olympic Torch relay in London, Paris and soon to be San Francisco. They want to put a stop to the bad publicity immediately.

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Funny story: Olympic Torch Snuffed Out By French Armpits

Olympic Torch Snuffed Out By French Armpits

The Olympic Torch has been snuffed out during its visit to Paris on the French leg of its European Tour, sources inside France have said.

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Funny story: Olympic Protest in Paris…Texas

Olympic Protest in Paris…Texas

Paris, Texas (Dallas Morning News) - The Olympic Torch has been put out once again. Following the lead in Paris France protestors in Paris Texas have extinguished their own Olympic Torch. An angry mob of protestors built their own Olympic Torch, took...

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Funny story: 2008 Grand National Favourite Pulls Out Of Race In China/Tibet Protest

2008 Grand National Favourite Pulls Out Of Race In China/Tibet Protest

Today's John Smith's Grand National at Aintree is in danger of collapse after it was revealed that the favourite and his jockey have pulled out of the race, in protest at the Human Rights abu...

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Funny story: Chinese Sports Additions for Beijing Olympics Wreak Havoc

Chinese Sports Additions for Beijing Olympics Wreak Havoc

Forget the extensive training now going on Worldwide as athletes prepare for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games, scheduled for August. The Chinese have added new games to the Olympics competition and these are virtually all unknown sports outside of the...

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Funny story: China to Boycott Summer Olympics!

China to Boycott Summer Olympics!

Chinese President Hu Jintao issued a statement stating that the People's Republic of China will not send a team to Beijing to participate in the Olympics. Jintao cited China's poor record on human rights and the environment as primary reason...

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Funny story: Ping Pong Legend Pong Ping Poo Dies Aged 97

Ping Pong Legend Pong Ping Poo Dies Aged 97

The world of professional table tennis is in morning today after the announcement by Chinese state television of the un-expected death of Pong Ping Poo, the greatest exponent of the game in it's long and distinguished history.

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Funny story: China Promises Democracy if Axl Rose Releases Album

China Promises Democracy if Axl Rose Releases Album

Earlier this week, Dr. Pepper set forth a challenge to Axl Rose and the new crew of Guns 'n Roses: Release Chinese Democracy this year and everyone in the country gets a free Dr. Pepper (Slash and Buckethead not eligible to receive free...

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Funny story: 1970s radical back in custody; Patty Hearst furious

1970s radical back in custody; Patty Hearst furious

Convicted urban-terrorist-turned-housewife Sara Jane 'Soliah' Olson is back in custody after a 'woops' clerical error caused the California Dept of Corrections to incorrectly calculate her release date, a CDC spokesman said to...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi And Dalai Lama Are 'An Item', Says China

Nancy Pelosi And Dalai Lama Are 'An Item', Says China

Top US lawmaker Nancy Pelosi and the spiritual leader of Tibet, the Dalai Lama, are "romantically involved", and a threat to East/West relations, according to a source deep inside China.

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Funny story: China locked in life or death struggle with Dalai Lamas forces

China locked in life or death struggle with Dalai Lamas forces

Anxious Chinese generals were locked in emergency session today after Tibet's Communist Party secretary, Zhang Qingli, announced the state faced "a life and death struggle with the Dalai Clique". Senior generals are concerned that whil...

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