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Funny story: Women found to have larger knees than men

Women found to have larger knees than men

In the latest battle of the sexes, it has been found that most large legged women have bigger knees than most small legged men. The startling results, discovered by Research Group 'Kneetech' are said to be causing a stir.

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Funny story: Classroom investigation: Stress caused by hard times

Classroom investigation: Stress caused by hard times

Scientists this week announced plans to investigate the hypothesis that stress is caused by difficulties in peoples' lives.

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Funny story: Weetabix to be 'enhanced' with Viagra

Weetabix to be 'enhanced' with Viagra

Cereal favourite, Weetabix, is said to be launched within the next few months in a new variety: "Weetabix Ultra". This 'enhanced' version of the cereal is said to include small chunks of popular erectile tissue encourager, Viagra.

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Funny story: James Randi pays out $1million JREF Challenge prize to Uri Geller

James Randi pays out $1million JREF Challenge prize to Uri Geller

James Randi, head of the JREF Foundation, a foundation dedicated to debunking the paranormal, supernormal and other "ending in normal" things, has this week been forced to admit defeat.

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Funny story: New 'Pop Idle' TV show

New 'Pop Idle' TV show

Contestants are now being head-hunted for a new television entertainment show 'Pop Idle'. The aim of the show is to pick the most able but least motivated out of a group of 15 to 25 year olds.

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Funny story: Alice admits that 'wonderland' was "trippy as f**k"

Alice admits that 'wonderland' was "trippy as f**k"

Alice, star of famed children's book 'Alice in Wonderland', has today announced that her experience was 'trippy as f**k'. Alice's language has shocked many people, whilst the rest seem rather blase about the announcement.

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Funny story: Sports star re-writes history book

Sports star re-writes history book

A sports star who we're unable to name for legal reasons has been arrested for unlawfully re-writing a history book.

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Funny story: 'Most pretentious band' awards hot up

'Most pretentious band' awards hot up

The first ever annual awards show for 'most pretentious band' is ready to announce it's candidates this week. Many tip Rock and Rap bands to top the awards list, including artists like P Diddy and bands like Limp Bizkit.

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Funny story: Tennis stars - are they holograms?

Tennis stars - are they holograms?

The internet...it's a wonderful place where knowledge, wisdom and common-sense are thrown out of the window. But if we've learned anything, it's that real life sometimes is as crazy as Internet life. And that's certainly true...

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Funny story: Computer giant to release new 'Dell-boy' PC

Computer giant to release new 'Dell-boy' PC

Computer Giant DELL are to release their new brand PC, the 'Dell-boy'. The machine is a 2.5Ghz P4, with a zirconia-encrusted gold case.

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Funny story: American Football to be renamed 'socca'

American Football to be renamed 'socca'

The NFL, American Football's controlling board, have stated that American Football is to be renamed 'socca'. To fit in with what they called 'the 21st Century way of being', the NFL have decided to rename the sport simply because...

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Funny story: 'Bums!' says world's most expensive computer

'Bums!' says world's most expensive computer

Sources at Datcomp, the US's largest military and science computer manufacturer, have leaked reports of a large-scale blunder at their headquarters in New Mexico.

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Funny story: Hasselhoff to become ITN's latest newsreader

Hasselhoff to become ITN's latest newsreader

News company, ITN, have lured Knight-Rider star David Hasselhoff into a £2million deal to read the evening news. Hasselhoff is said to be 'extremely hungry.

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Funny story: Blind man says: 'stop licking my eyes!'

Blind man says: 'stop licking my eyes!'

A blind man in Turesca, Italy, is said to be suing family members following allegations that they would sneak into his room whilst asleep and lick his eyeballs.

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Funny story: Lonely-Hearts ads to become entirely acronyms

Lonely-Hearts ads to become entirely acronyms

Lonely-Hearts adverts that you may see at the back of any tabloid newspaper or magazine, are set to become even more cryptic. Many tabloid newspapers have released a statement to the effect that all adverts will become entirely acronym based, in orde...

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Funny story: 'Luckiest' man alive dies in horrid accident

'Luckiest' man alive dies in horrid accident

Dan 'Lucky' McLuck, died earlier this week in what can only be described as a shocking and horrible accident.

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Funny story: Man claims woman 'nagged' him

Man claims woman 'nagged' him

A man in Essex has today announced that his girlfriend of 1 year has nagged him.

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