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Funny story: Eurovision Thong Contest

Eurovision Thong Contest

Following the humiliating 'nul points defeat in the Eurovision Song Contest, the cunning British have changed the rules to make the competition fairer.

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Funny story: Foxy Hunting Outlawed

Foxy Hunting Outlawed

The government today banned the practice of foxy hunting despite the protests of many randy yokels. The sport was banned after studies showed that the wenches, hunted in Britain since the days of King Edward the Horny, were becoming too buxom...

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Funny story: US In New Global Domination Bid

US In New Global Domination Bid

The United States of America today revealed the next scary stage in it's plan for global domination.

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Funny story: Lara Croft - out of the tomb part 2 - The Croft

Lara Croft - out of the tomb part 2 - The Croft

By judging Lara's life, one would expect there to be training rooms and displays of her stolen treasures. This is true for the majority of the house, but alas her bedroom hides deeper secrets...

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Funny story: Lara Croft - Out of the Tomb

Lara Croft - Out of the Tomb

Lara Croft has been shown on our computer screens as a large-chested, larger-than-life woman, who will stop at nothing to rob ancient tombs and monuments of their jewels and artifacts, often displayed in her gallery back home.

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Funny story: Girl Survives Bitch Attack

Girl Survives Bitch Attack

A young grammar school girl, Felicity Crockett, aged 13 and 3/4, survived a horrific bitch attack today. The young Welsh girl was assaulted by other girls her own age from her Grammar school in Yorkshire.

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Funny story: Plutonium Sneaks into Windor Castle

Plutonium Sneaks into Windor Castle

There was public anger this afternoon after it was discovered that three tonnes of weapons-grade plutonium managed to sneak past Windsor Castle police officers, enter the Royal bedroom, and make love to the Queen.

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Funny story: Alien Tech-No-Logy

Alien Tech-No-Logy

If I was to say to you that aliens existed, you'd probably stop punching me in the face and kick me in the nuts. But for one small town in the north of England it seems alien technology is high on the agenda.

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Funny story: Blunkett sacking shock

Blunkett sacking shock

Shock has spread throughout the political landscape tonight after the news that Tony Blair has sacked Home Secretary David Blunkett for "not knowing what people look like".

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Funny story: Saddam's 'Y' Front Shocker

Saddam's 'Y' Front Shocker

The Allies were shaken by intelligence reports suggesting that Saddam has made an audacious escape from Iraq by wearing a pair of ?Y' fronts.

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Funny story: Home Office tighten security after Parker-Bowles break-in at Windsor

Home Office tighten security after Parker-Bowles break-in at Windsor

Home Secretary David Blunkett has apologised to the Royal Family and promised tighter security after last week's break in at Prince William's 21st birthday 'bash'. Invited guests at the party were shocked to see Camilla Parker-Bowles...

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Funny story: Troops find Saddam's hidden stockpile!

Troops find Saddam's hidden stockpile!

The US and the UK today announced the finding of a massive stockpile of hidden Grecian 2000, hair dying products!...

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Funny story: Dusty Bin to become gay icon

Dusty Bin to become gay icon

3-2-1's most famous asset - the Bin - has been taken high upon the shoulders of self-proclaimed "gay people", and is set to become the next big thing amongst queers.

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Funny story: Shroud of Turin - just a handkerchief!

Shroud of Turin - just a handkerchief!

Researchers at Oxford University have found evidence that the infamous 'Shroud of Turin', said to be the death-cloth of Jesus Christ, does indeed date back to the first century AD.

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Funny story: Man finds joke in 'Rack of Wine'

Man finds joke in 'Rack of Wine'

The day was just like any other Tuesday, when this intrepid reporter came across the image as shown. For a second, maybe two, the image meant nothing to me - it was just a couple of bottles of wine.

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Funny story: Blair offends royals with 'Alistair McGowen style' poses

Blair offends royals with 'Alistair McGowen style' poses

Beloved PM, Tony Blair, has today angered royals with his recent portrayal of Prince Charles on top TV show "Alastair McGowen's Big Impression".

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Funny story: Ghost Porn hits the net - it's everywhere!

Ghost Porn hits the net - it's everywhere!

Ghost pornography is the latest internet craze that's unlikely to go down well in your local church. But according to internet expert Mark Thomson, its popularity is rising: "Ghost porn is a fairly strange phenomena - if you'll excuse th...

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