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Funny story: Organ Grinder Snub Shocker!

Organ Grinder Snub Shocker!

Relations were tense between an organ grinder and his monkey last night after a member of the public broke with all convention and asked to speak to the monkey. 'I couldn't believe my ears,' said organ grinder Pete Winfield. 'The guy...

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Funny story: Black OAP dies from natural causes - racially motivated say police

Black OAP dies from natural causes - racially motivated say police

An African-origin pensioner, currently not serving any time in prison despite having murdered five white children in his fifties, has died from natural causes aged 82. Police say that the death was almost certainly racially motivated as it ocurred i...

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Funny story: Wigan Waster's Musical Shocker

Wigan Waster's Musical Shocker

Les, a useless no-hoper was amazed to find that a West End musical was being staged in celebration of his life.

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Funny story: God admits: "I'm Gay"

God admits: "I'm Gay"

In an unprecedented move that has sent ripples through all denominations of the Christian faith, God, almighty creator and CEO of Christianity Inc., has officially 'come out' and admitted that he is a homosexual.

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Funny story: "Gruntled" man, loses his edge

"Gruntled" man, loses his edge

Geoffrey Simmons, 34, was today stripped of his title for "Most gruntled man in the UK". Simmons is said to have lost the title after finding himself on the end of a "right royal roasting" from his wife, which happened just three...

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Funny story: Al-Jizzera Receives Shocking Video

Al-Jizzera Receives Shocking Video

The Arab telly station Al-Jizzera received a tape believed to be from former Bullseye presenter/dictator Jim Bowen. The Americans denounced the film as "shocking, pure evil".

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Funny story: "Fruity" language looked down upon by elderly

"Fruity" language looked down upon by elderly

In a new survey published by the government, results have shown that the elderly tend to get upset by "fruity" or "bad" language. One elderly chap we found, agreed: "It's disgusting, all these young lads with their caps o...

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Funny story: Shampoo Boycott

Shampoo Boycott

Shampoo is exactly what it says a sham.

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Funny story: Harry's Haunted Underpants

Harry's Haunted Underpants

Young Harry Brown shocked his school teacher when he told her of his haunted underpants.

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Funny story: Henman defeated; blames opponent

Henman defeated; blames opponent

Tim Henman, the tennis-er, has finally been defeated in this year's Wimbledon tournament. Henman, who despite not having a very good voice is UK No. 1 (sorry), has laid the blame of his hugely unexpected defeat upon the shoulders of his...

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Funny story: Peter Jackson's Trip Into the Past

Peter Jackson's Trip Into the Past

Peter Jackson, or Just Jackass amongst friends has made a startling revelation in the early hours of this morning concerning the epic Lord of the Rings saga.

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Funny story: Shock Harry Potter Revelations

Shock Harry Potter Revelations

Following the massively successful release of the fifth Harry Potter novel, 'The Delayed Phoenix Order', Joanne K. Roald Rune Rowling today revealed shocking new plot twists for book six. Underaged drinking, drug experimentation and teenage s...

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Funny story: Dumbing down of TV reaches pandemic proportions (that means really really big)

Dumbing down of TV reaches pandemic proportions (that means really really big)

Scientists today released their findings of long-term project conceived to quantify dumbing-down by the world's media.

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Funny story: Betty Swollock receives amusing phone call

Betty Swollock receives amusing phone call

Until recently, the large neo-Georgian cathedral had always been the centre focus of the lovely and tiny city of Harchcaster. That is, until Roy Masterstone, 13, found an amusing entry in the local Thompson telephone directory. Roy, sat at his school...

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Funny story: He Sold His Soul On Ebay

He Sold His Soul On Ebay

So you've got no money, no job, and nothng but a rusty old escort and your computer. Well for one man this was true untill three days ago he sold his soul on ebay.

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Funny story: EXCLUSIVE - Undercover man reveals truth: Women using periods as excuse

EXCLUSIVE - Undercover man reveals truth: Women using periods as excuse

Hot on the heels of the announcement that "Women to come with warning" is long-awaited proof that women actually feel normal during their monthly period...

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Funny story: Actors Stage Indefinite Strike

Actors Stage Indefinite Strike

Equity, the actors union, shocked the Art world by staging an indefinite strike.

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