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Funny story: New York Yankees To Build Orbiting Baseball Stadium Of Unspeakable Power

New York Yankees To Build Orbiting Baseball Stadium Of Unspeakable Power

Emperor George Steinbrenner today revealed that his Evil Empire has already begun construction on a baseball stadium in orbit over the forest moon of Endor. This new Death Diamond will house the New York Yankees, a horrific sports franchise capable...

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Funny story: UK Civil Rights Shock: are you or have you ever been.......

UK Civil Rights Shock: are you or have you ever been.......

In a wide ranging review of British civil rights, Prime Minister Blair announced that from midnight tonight all visitors to the UK would be asked to declare their political sympathies with respect to suicide bombers and El Qaeda. "this has histo...

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Funny story: Republicans See Anti-Bush Agenda in All Lucas Films

Republicans See Anti-Bush Agenda in All Lucas Films

The recent release of "Star Wars; Revenge of the Sith" has been met with much protest by Republicans who see this as an attack on President Bush and the war in Iraq. In an interview conducted yesterday by 60 Minutes correspondent...

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Funny story: New Jersey Builders to Evict 1 Million Residents; 500,000 More to Be Resettled in Connecticut

New Jersey Builders to Evict 1 Million Residents; 500,000 More to Be Resettled in Connecticut

Trenton, NJ--Not content with developing, ravaging, and pillaging the formerly rural state of New Jersey, several major builders in the state have begun evicting 1 million residents from several areas, such as Camden, Trenton, New Brunswick, Newark,...

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Funny story: Body of Jesus Found Outside Jerusalem

Body of Jesus Found Outside Jerusalem

A team of archaeologists from the University of Chicago, working with the Israeli Museum of Aniquities, has disovered a burial site three kilometers outside Jerusalem with remains of three to five bodies believed to date from the 1st century AD. &qu...

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Funny story: President Bush 'confused' over new passport rules

President Bush 'confused' over new passport rules

Crawford, Texas -- President Bush said today that he was "surprised" by his administration's new plans to require all citizens of Texas to show their passports upon re-entry in to the Washington, DC area.

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Funny story: It's Not All Roses On Valentine's Day

It's Not All Roses On Valentine's Day

With St Valentine's Day once again on the horizon - spare a thought for the Bohinj area in Slovenia where February 14 is a day not only dedicated to the heart but also to brutal honesty.

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Funny story: George Bush Busted!

George Bush Busted!

"THE RANCH" CRAWFORD, TEXAS (AP) Local law enforcement officers seized a large quantity of marijuana from the ranch owned by President George Bush. In an early morning raid, undercover officers swooped into the old ranch house, whi...

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Funny story: Family Wiped Out in Bizarre Accident !

Family Wiped Out in Bizarre Accident !

TOLEDO OHIO (AP) The collapse of the second floor of a house in a residential neighborhood took the lives of an entire extended family early this morning. Fire rescue crews were summoned to the house on West Maple Street by neighbors...

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Funny story: Middle East Targeted as Landfill Site

Middle East Targeted as Landfill Site

The trans-Atlantic alliance of Bush and Blair has unveiled the visionary map of tomorrow's Middle East - a crater.

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Funny story: Kerry reveals twin bother, has debate; fight ensues

Kerry reveals twin bother, has debate; fight ensues

Putting a new twist in the 2004 election is newly revealed Ron Kerry, John Kerry's twin brother. It has become apparent that they do not share the same political stances, and the fact that Ron has been impersonating John has put a rather large st...

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Funny story: Sachin Tendulkar to captain Pakistan team

Sachin Tendulkar to captain Pakistan team

Cricket superstar Sachin Tendulkar announced in Mumbai (India) that he would captain the Pakistan team.

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Funny story: Thatcher's funeral - nation celebrates!!!

Thatcher's funeral - nation celebrates!!!

"Ding dong . . . . . the witch is gone!" This is the unifying chant which has brought an entire nation to a climactic celebration in Scotland which has become a Mecca for party-goers across Britain.

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Funny story: New Extrreme Sport from Down Under

New Extrreme Sport from Down Under

AUSTRALIA - A new extreme sport is gaining popularity 'down under'. Based on the medieval sport of knights,'Jousting'...

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Funny story: Badgers able to get jobs in schools

Badgers able to get jobs in schools

Evidence recently handed to the Departments for Education in the US and the UK, has exposed the current trend in the hiring of Animal Teaching-Assistants (ATAs). In this picture, we see a kindly but potentially ferocious badger, mixing with unsuspect...

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Funny story: Saddam Hussein Captured

Saddam Hussein Captured

Saddam Hussein has been found alive and well, living in a hole in downtown Tikrit, at about 10:50am (local time) on Saturday 13th December.

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Funny story: Nuns Get Sexy Aguilera Habits

Nuns Get Sexy Aguilera Habits

The Pope was visibly excited yesterday when he had an audience with nuns wearing daring Christina Aguilera outfits.

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