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Funny story: Bush Reveals List of New Iraq War Tactics

Bush Reveals List of New Iraq War Tactics

WASHINGTON (AP) After meeting with top U.S. military commanders, President George W. Bush announced that several new tactics would be employed in the war in Iraq:...

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Funny story: GOP's October Surprises...A Haunted House of Representatives

GOP's October Surprises...A Haunted House of Representatives

Washington D.C. October has been a month of frightening Halloween surprises, as skeletons keep falling out of the closets of the Republican controlled House of Representatives. New revelations are emerging about the "Trick or Tr...

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Funny story: Riggs Bank brands Nigerian Leaders' $380bn theft as 'pathetic'

Riggs Bank brands Nigerian Leaders' $380bn theft as 'pathetic'

DuPont Circle Branch, Washington DC - (Associated Mess): Senior executives of the Riggs Bank money laundering division have described as 'pathetic' reports that their client-dictator implants in Nigeria have stolen some $380 billion since th...

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Funny story: Bonesmen behind NYC undertakers' corpse scam

Bonesmen behind NYC undertakers' corpse scam

Brooklyn, NY - (Associated Mess): Body-snatching members of the Ancient American Order of the Skull And Bones' Osteoporosis Division are the main suspects behind a spate of thefts which resulted in the disappearance of bones belonging to the ve...

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Funny story: Americans to Receive Tax Rebates for Watching TV

Americans to Receive Tax Rebates for Watching TV

With continuing news that the US Housing Bubble is slowly collapsing, Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke has come up with a new strategy to minimize the impact....steering the economy into a 'soft landing'...by extending more tax credit to US consumer...

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Funny story: Snakes In The White House

Snakes In The White House

It has been disclosed that there are snakes in the White House: some venomous, some not; but snakes none the less and nobody likes snakes. Snakes are coming out of faucets, up sink drains, down fireplace flues, through heating ducts, toilets, squirm...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Fights AIDS

Bill Gates Fights AIDS

The battle against AIDS and two other deadly diseases ravaging the developing world got a $500 million USD booster shot yesterday.

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Funny story: Department of Defense Merges with Wal-Mart

Department of Defense Merges with Wal-Mart

Wal-Mart and the D.O.D have struck a deal that will provide logistic support to any pissed off citizen or terrorist group that desires to purchase high grade sensitive military equipment. D.O.D. officals report that using Wal-Mart's existing inf...

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Funny story: Barry Chuckle named as new African leader.

Barry Chuckle named as new African leader.

Barry Chuckle, half of TV's popular 'Chuckle Brothers' duo, has been announced as the new leader of the Woloboms. Mr Chuckle was made chief of the ancient African tribe in a ceremony lasting just over an hour. Hailing his indefatigable co...

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Funny story: 'Gasser Eels' Found On Mars

'Gasser Eels' Found On Mars

Astronomers at the 'Telescope Jim' Observatory in Tokyo have found evidence of life on Mars. Dr. Hong Plutonium, Head of Looking at the observatory, said that although the evidence was yet to be interpreted in a properly scientific manner, i...

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympics Get New Medals

London 2012 Olympics Get New Medals

When the Olympic Games arrive in London in 2012, there will be some changes to the medal system - a tradition carried on since the age of the original Greek Olympics.

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Funny story: Steroid Abuse Negates World Records, says Konami "Track & Field" Association

Steroid Abuse Negates World Records, says Konami "Track & Field" Association

The anti-doping committee of the Konami "Track & Field" Association, citing rampant steroid usage amongst its competitors in the early days of competition, has stripped Japanese hexathalon legends EEE, FFF and GGG of the world records they...

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Funny story: Karl Rove to be Nominated to Supreme Court

Karl Rove to be Nominated to Supreme Court

Crawford, Texas -- A top anonymous source at the Crawford White House today announced that Karl Rove will replace President Bush's nomination to the Supreme Court, Judge Samuel Alito. This news comes as no shock to hardened White House insiders w...

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Funny story: Pillsbury Doughboy Sick of Being Poked

Pillsbury Doughboy Sick of Being Poked

After receiving the horrible news of having acid reflux, the Pillsbury doughboy told Americans around America that he was sick of being poked. This is horrible news for Pillsbury, who has based their campaign for years around the cute sound that the...

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Funny story: Phish Retires; U.S. Employment Figures Plummet

Phish Retires; U.S. Employment Figures Plummet

60,000 new job seekers spontaneously appear in Vermont following blowout concert...

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Shaving Tips!

Maria Sharapova Shaving Tips!

WIMBLEDON, England (SPORTS SPECIAL) Maria Sharapova is turning all heads at Wimbledon in her direction. The blond, leggy Russian girl is the #1 reason most people even show up for these tennis matches.

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Funny story: Jimmy Buffet will succeed Warren Buffet as CEO of Berkshire Hathaway

Jimmy Buffet will succeed Warren Buffet as CEO of Berkshire Hathaway

Omaha- The Berkshire Hathaway Board of Directors has completed its yearly conclave during which it discusses possible successors to its immensely wealthy and effective CEO-Warren Buffet. Mr. Buffet will turn 75 soon and had previously expressed an i...

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