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Funny story: Files reveal Cameron is a mutated Lore re-incarnation

Files reveal Cameron is a mutated Lore re-incarnation

Whitehall, London - (Associated Mess): Files released under the 9/11 Freedom of Disinformation Act have revealed that the Pentagon ordered its UK outreach office at Tory Party HQ to insert a re-programmed Lore prototype android as the next party lead...

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Funny story: Skilling Has 90 Days to Decide: Prison or Heart Attack

Skilling Has 90 Days to Decide: Prison or Heart Attack

Houston -- The latest Enron crook to get a tough sentence (24 + years) is likely sobbing right now into his Vielle Bon Secours. There are no deserts like just deserts.

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Funny story: Major League Umpires Told, "Keep It Clean!"

Major League Umpires Told, "Keep It Clean!"

Tiger Stadium, Detroit, Michigan - Major League Baseball Chief of Umpires, Blind Mississippi White Boy Pigsfeet Dupree has told the empiric crews working the World Series, "Keep it clean."...

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Funny story: US FDA Finds MSG To Be a "Highly Effective" Rat Poison

US FDA Finds MSG To Be a "Highly Effective" Rat Poison

WASHINGTON (Reuters)--The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has found that Monosodium Glutamate (MSG) is a "highly effective" poison for rats, mice, and other vermin in its regulatory circular FDA--WTF/OMG--9876452.

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Funny story: Saving Suburbia: King of Packaged Culture Building an Empire

Saving Suburbia: King of Packaged Culture Building an Empire

America has a new hero. He's a contractor of culture. His mission: To sell culture to the suburbs of America.

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Funny story: Analysts: Schwarzenegger Driven by His 'Inner Nazi'

Analysts: Schwarzenegger Driven by His 'Inner Nazi'

Political analysts, studying the meteoric rise of Arnold Schwarzenegger, in politics, have turned their attention to his childhood, and believe it reveals the keys to his character. Arnold's father was a Nazi police officer, who taught him to go...

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Funny story: Hot Hollywood celebrities hanging out on MySpace

Hot Hollywood celebrities hanging out on MySpace

LOS ANGELES -- Finding themselves unable to go outside without causing a major uproar, major Hollywood stars are looking to MySpace for social interaction. The popular website, once thought to be the domain of choice for teenagers, is now used by som...

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Funny story: Holocaust victims' gold found in Pinochet's Riggs Bank account

Holocaust victims' gold found in Pinochet's Riggs Bank account

Hong Kong - (Associated Mess): Over two million tonnes of gold ingots belonging to Holocaust victims has been found in a Riggs Bank safe deposit box in Hong Kong belonging to one Herr ObergruppenFuherer Augusto Pinochet, the deposed Chilean dictator...

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Funny story: HP Fan Offers Flop Couch Buy Back

HP Fan Offers Flop Couch Buy Back

Palo Alto, CA -- The world of fandom is fraught with perils. Unlike fine art, wherein the value of a piece is sure to rise (once the artist finally dies), fans must capture the moment. That's what Josh Wingding fully understands as he positions h...

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Funny story: North Korea's Nuclear Bomb Came From Israel in Exchange for Noodles

North Korea's Nuclear Bomb Came From Israel in Exchange for Noodles

TOKYO (UPI)-- World politics were thrown into utter confusion on Wednesday when North Korea revealed its nuclear bomb came from Israel in a secret swap deal.

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Funny story: Illuminati want Queen light show until Hallowe'en

Illuminati want Queen light show until Hallowe'en

London - (Associated Mess): Plans to lighten up the facade of Buckingham Palace until the end of the month are proving popular with the Bavarian Illuminati's Euro-Septic division, after complaints that many potential Tory-voting financial donors...

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Funny story: Lord Lucan, Shergar & Saddam's missing $$$$$$$$$s "under Buck House patio"

Lord Lucan, Shergar & Saddam's missing $$$$$$$$$s "under Buck House patio"

London - (Associated Mess): Police investigating some of the most puzzling unsolved crimes of the 20th century want to obtain a warrant to dig up the back garden at Buckingham Palace following surprising new leads in the Lord Lucan disappearance mys...

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Funny story: White House Water Boarding

White House Water Boarding

Washington, D.C. - It has recently been disclosed by a water soaked eye witness, that the use of water boarding is alive and well, and practiced in the White House basement on dissenting voices.

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Funny story: Dental plaque destroyed the Pharaohs

Dental plaque destroyed the Pharaohs

Cairo, Egypt - (Associated Mess): Egyptologists probing a recent spate of grave-robbing in the Valley of the Kings claim to have found the tombs of three royal dentists whose funeral epitaphs inscribed as a hieroglyphic curse warned against the dang...

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Funny story: Madonna Gets a Makeover

Madonna Gets a Makeover

Madonna (pictured here serving a home-cooked meal to her family), in a desperate attempt to finalize the adoption of a son from Malawi, has gotten a makeover -- of her looks and her life.

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Funny story: Pope Benedict Loses Ring

Pope Benedict Loses Ring

VATICAN (AP) For the third time in recent weeks, Pope Benedict lost his Fisherman's Ring. The gold ring, depicting St. Peter casting a net to catch some fish, fell off the Holy Father's finger while he was shaking hands with hundre...

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Funny story: North Korea Must Produce Nuclear Weapons

North Korea Must Produce Nuclear Weapons

PYONGYANG (AP) Rumors spread around the North Korean capital that a new series of nuclear tests were about to begin in spite of threats of sanctions by world leaders. Family members of the North Korean People's Army have been sworn to secrecy u...

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