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Funny story: Girl In Coma Must Take Examinations

Girl In Coma Must Take Examinations

RALEIGH NC-Parents of a 12-year-old girl today were told by school officials that their daughter, who has been in a coma for over a week, would still have to take her end-of-grade examinations.

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Funny story: Republicans make last ditch effort to woo halfwits

Republicans make last ditch effort to woo halfwits

Polls today show that while die hard Republicans will continue to blindly vote the party line, the important swing demographic, "idiots whose idea of investigating an issues is watching a TV commercial" are now tending to the left.

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Funny story: Third Party Candidates Sweep Republicans and Democrats in Off Year Elections

Third Party Candidates Sweep Republicans and Democrats in Off Year Elections

WASHINGTON (AP) Taking all the political pundits by complete surprise, third party candidates all across the country were swept into office on Tuesday. Democrat and Republican leaders were shocked to learn that neither one of their parties were going...

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Funny story: Artwork criticised as 'Load of old Pollox'

Artwork criticised as 'Load of old Pollox'

New York - (ReUterus): Art critics in the US are divided over the latest record-breaking picture in the news, which some critics have scathingly described as a 'load of old Pollox'.

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Funny story: Rapture Index jitters: Falwell next?

Rapture Index jitters: Falwell next?

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The fallout from the Pastor Ted Haggard outing controversy has sent tsunami-size shockwaves to fundamentalist TheoCon diehard Reverend Jerry Falwell's back yard amid unconfirmed US media reports that he has hire...

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Funny story: Mr. Bean Joins Dating Service

Mr. Bean Joins Dating Service

LONDON-Sources say that the lovable enigma, Mr. Bean joined a dating service yesterday in a move to improve his love life and "stir things up a bit." It was reported that the mysterious man joined Wretch.com because he had grown ti...

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Funny story: Confused Parents will Upset Millions of Children this Christmas

Confused Parents will Upset Millions of Children this Christmas

The forthcoming release of the Nintendo Wii games console in time for Christmas is expected to cause a lot of upset to Children in the western world, and result in a lot of wet stockings on Christmas morning.

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Funny story: Mid-term campaigning hots up in Manhattan

Mid-term campaigning hots up in Manhattan

Manhattan, NY (Associated Mess) - Attempts to sanitise blemishes on the Bush Administration's Cold War security files have been publicised in a new billboard campaign in Lower Manhattan just days before the vital US Mid-term elections next week.

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Funny story: Britain to rename itself "Big-Britain" to reflect level of government interference

Britain to rename itself "Big-Britain" to reflect level of government interference

British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, today indicated that Britain was to re-name under pressure from ministers to create a society which is entirely governed and restricted by themselves. In a similar manner to the relaunch of the Labour Party, dubbed...

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Funny story: Gluttons Monopolize World Supply of Red Wine and Red Grapes

Gluttons Monopolize World Supply of Red Wine and Red Grapes

It all started with a recent research study showing that a chemical called resveratrol, which is contained in red wine and red grapes, can offset some of the effects of gluttony. Researchers say that the glutton who ingests resveratrol will still b...

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Funny story: God Sends Smoke Jumpers Into Hell

God Sends Smoke Jumpers Into Hell

ANTENORA HELL- Smoke jumpers battled blazes today in hell in an effort to extinguish the fires of damnation. "The purpose," God said was "to give Christians a little relief and to try to create some peace in the world. I've been wa...

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Funny story: Borat to be Stoned to Death

Borat to be Stoned to Death

Internationally renowned Kazakh journalist, Borat Sagdiyev, will be arrested and stoned to death if he ever returns to Kazakhstan. Following outcry from his recent documentary, the Kazakh government has signed official forms calling for the journalis...

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Funny story: Republican Evangelicals Fight Liberalism and Promote Satanism on Halloween

Republican Evangelicals Fight Liberalism and Promote Satanism on Halloween

HOUSTON (AP)-- Christian evangelical Bruce Blatterbug used to simply hand out candy on Halloween like his neighbors here in Houston, Texas until he decided the holiday promoted Liberalism and free thinking and conflicted with the Satanic goals of the...

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Funny story: Elephants Found to Have Gender Related Body Dysmorphia

Elephants Found to Have Gender Related Body Dysmorphia

Bronx, New York--A stunning experiment conducted at the Bronx Zoo has found that elephants show self-recognition. And self-loathing -- if it's a female, that is.

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Funny story: Southerner Contracts Foot-In-Mouth Disease

Southerner Contracts Foot-In-Mouth Disease

WALKER-TX - The words of the theme song from Austin City Limits, "London Homesick Blues" rang hauntingly true yesterday when a Texas man, after drinking several glasses of wine contaminated with athlete's foot fungus, tenia ped...

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Funny story: Apple Computer in talks with Microsoft

Apple Computer in talks with Microsoft

CUPERTINO -- As a result of booming sales for Macintosh computers and iPods, linked with the increasingly bleak outlook for Microsoft operating systems, Apple's CEO Steve Jobs has made Bill Gates (King of Microsoft) an offer he couldn't refus...

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Funny story: Man attacked for saying "I like kids but I couldn't eat a whole one"

Man attacked for saying "I like kids but I couldn't eat a whole one"

Wiltshire, UK - Ted Brown, known locally as "Ed", was brutally attacked outside his home on the morning of October 29th, just minutes after walking their family dog named (for reasons unknown) Cat. It is the latest in a series of very thinl...

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