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Funny story: Monument to Honor Brown, Ford and Hussein

Monument to Honor Brown, Ford and Hussein

For Immediate Release: (December 29, 2006); Barnwell, South Carolina Visitors and Convention Bureau has announced plans for a memorial statue to feature their native son abandoned by his parents there, James Brown; the former US President, Gerald For...

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Funny story: 2007 Sculpture of Jessica Simpson Passing Gas To Rival 2006 Britney Spears Sculpture Giving Birth

2007 Sculpture of Jessica Simpson Passing Gas To Rival 2006 Britney Spears Sculpture Giving Birth

(New York--NY) Britney Spears, the most searched female on the web, will be locked in competition with Jessica Simpson, the most gassy female on the web starting January 12, when VaFa, an art gallery in New York City, will publicly unveil a sculpture...

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Funny story: US to Rid World of Polar Bear Threat.

US to Rid World of Polar Bear Threat.

The United States of America has in the past been reluctant to acknowledge the scientific community's view that global warming is not just a natural geographical event. Until now the America leadership has denied that it is a situation that manki...

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Funny story: Sen. Ted Kennedy Enthusiastically Dumps Liquor Into Boston Harbor

Sen. Ted Kennedy Enthusiastically Dumps Liquor Into Boston Harbor

A study by researchers at the University of Washington is music to Senator Ted Kennedy's ears. The researchers discovered that Puget Sound in Washington State is beginning to taste like vanilla and cinnamon because of holiday baking.

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Funny story: Original Christmas Carol Lyrics Revealed

Original Christmas Carol Lyrics Revealed

RCA Music has revealed the original lyrics to many of the now famous Christmas Carols. According to producer Mary Fielding, "Most carols did not start out the way they are now. Our now beloved Christmas music has changed a little."...

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Funny story: Honorary Gong for Bongo

Honorary Gong for Bongo

Blarney Castle, Dublin - (Ass Mess): The Irish Embassy in Dublin has claimed today that the musician Bongo is to receive an honorary knighthood from the Queen in the New Year's Honors List for his inhumanitarian work in the music industry.

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Funny story: Britian' Festive Bombshell! Christmas Is Cancelled

Britian' Festive Bombshell! Christmas Is Cancelled

With two days to go Britain is waking up to the news that Christmas 2006 is cancelled! That's the unbelievable state of affairs greeting us all as the Government has declared a state of emergency.

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Funny story: Not a "Scary" Daddy, but more of a "Sporty" Daddy

Not a "Scary" Daddy, but more of a "Sporty" Daddy

Eddie Murphy vehemently denied any talk this week that he is the biological father of Melanie Brown's (Scary Spice) unborn child.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Eat Ice Cream Cone in 2007!

Paris Hilton To Eat Ice Cream Cone in 2007!

Los Angeles--CA) Super Bowl fans will get a treat this year, at least those who liked Paris Hilton eating a Carl's Jr. burger. "They're going to love Paris eating a Baskin & Robbins ice cream cone," so says Baskin & Robbins Senior V...

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Funny story: Afghanistan chosen to host 2008 world war

Afghanistan chosen to host 2008 world war

At a gala event in Singapore last night, Afghanistan was chosen to host the next world war, expected to start in 2008. They beat off strong competition from Belgium, Israel and Pakistan to emerge victorious with the catchy slogan "War: Its What...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Il Sworn in as UN Chief

Kim Jong-Il Sworn in as UN Chief

The United Nations has surprised the world by making North Korean leader Kim Jong Il their eighth Secretary-General. The controversial figure is said to be "delighted" by the news and has said he wants to make "bringing back communism&...

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Funny story: The King of Rock n' Roll dies from a urinary tract infection aged 71.

The King of Rock n' Roll dies from a urinary tract infection aged 71.

Elvis Aron Presley, known to his multitude of fans as simply Elvis, died last night peacefully in his sleep at his home in Memphis, Tennessee.

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Funny story: Explosion at Palace caused by Queen lighting own fart!

Explosion at Palace caused by Queen lighting own fart!

Fourteen fire appliances attended at Buckingham Palace today as fire-fighters battled to control a major blaze on the top floor of Buckingham Palace, thought to be started by the Queen igniting one of her own bottom burps.

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Funny story: Free Cosmetic Surgery for Ugly Kids

Free Cosmetic Surgery for Ugly Kids

Thousands of unpleasant looking children could be offered life changing cosmetic surgery if radical new Government health initiatives get the green light.

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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

JUAN DE BUTTOFUCCO, WA - Celebrity socialite Naked Paris Hilton opened ESPN's first season of live, televised seal clubbing today, taking a sea lion pup by the flipper and dragging it onto the dance floor of "Thunder Clap," the most &qu...

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Funny story: Sex Addict Cuts Off Penis To Survive

Sex Addict Cuts Off Penis To Survive

Sex addict Peter North, 24, from the upper Westside said today that he had to do the unthinkable. After going on a 48-hour binge, North said that he wasn't left with any choice.

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Funny story: Humbug at the Truman

Humbug at the Truman

Independence, Missouri - (Ass Mess): History tells us that the world is full of crooks, damned lying crooks and Secretary-Generals of the United Nations.

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