Many may have forgotten the chubby little dancing scouser from a few years back. In fact, Ray Quinn was in the finals of The X Factor in which luscious Leona Lewis triumphed. But behind that fat smile of his, lives a plethora of painful memories.
It appears that the great British public are up for yet another fight, this time against Simon Cowell. An internet inspired backlash against the master chart manipulator has led to thousands of net users downloading Rage Against The Machine's track i...
LONDON - The producer of the extremely popular reality show X-Factor, Agustus Whittingstall, has released a statement that of the two female judges, the very pretty and sexy Cheryl Cole will be returning next season, but the very pretty and sexy Dann...
* He wears the same crap, but always looks good in it * He's a heavy smoker. After each act, he goes out for one (I've seen it!) * He tends to have hot chicks around him * He made music for Zig and Zag * He's fucking loaded * He's as sharp as a fucking chef's knife. Fellas - learn from him * He makes life difficult for Louis and Cheryl * Everyone is a little shit-scared of him. Be honest!...
Brighton's leading Viking Re-enactor "Thor Longknob" is currently in training and hopes to lead the charge in next years X Factor competition! He is currently working with his faithful assistant "Joy the Unflapplable" on the application form which...
LONDON - Joe McElderry, the 18-year-old native of South Shields, Tyne and Wear, England has been crowned the winner of the 2009 edition of X-Factor. Young Joe was thrilled beyond belief and became even more noticeably thrilled when he received a s...
It should come as no surprise to regular readers that cheeky Geordie chappie Joe McElderry won the X-Factor final here Sunday evening. We told you this would happen weeks ago. We have the best insiders in showbiz affairs on the planet, sometimes b...
After tonight's not at all surprise X factor result, Scientists fear that the world is now in supreme crisis. Nasa and Nato have gone to Defcon4 and the Environment Agency have raised the Thames Flood Barrier in preparation for an onslaught of bib...
The X Factor was rocked to its foundations tonight after pre-pubescent girls' favourite Joe "Way Aye" McElderry was rushed to hospital with a mysterious suppurating growth on his cheek. McElderry, 2 and a half, went down with the mysterious afflic...
A prominent medium in Washington DC claimed that she has been contacted by Mother Theresa of Calcutta, the late saint famous for her care for the poor, and that she has been asked to make an application on her behalf to X Factor. Miss Joanne Blueb...
X-Factor's losing semi finalist Danyl Johnson today vehemently denied one-starring a Spoof article revealing that a leak to the press revealed that Joe McElderry was destined to win the competition. "I never one-starred no stupid Spoof story," Dan...
I have received inside information, that the winner of the X-Factor-2009, will be young Geordie crooner Joe McElderry. Several observers have remarked concerning Simon Cowell's amazing about-face regarding his own acts, Olly Murs and Danyl Johnson...
X-Factor hopefuls Danyl Johnson and Olly Murs have seemingly abandoned all hope of winning the ratings grabbing TV show, following Simon Cowell's decision that the eventual winner's single release will be a Disney song from Hannah Montana - The Climb...
X-Factor twins, John and Edward Grimes, aka 'Jedward' aren't really twins at all, and they don't come from Dublin, Ireland. They are in fact vampires from Rumania, from the Transylvania region, who were picked up by pop promoter Louis Walsh in Buc...
Little known English County Wales is in mourning tonight after warbling pre-pubescent songster Lloyd Daniels was unceremoniously booted off tonight's X Factor. Daniels, 6 months and a barely formed foetus lost out to gurning Essex Love-God Olly Mu...
The big X-Factor story tonight is that a little old New York City gal, Alicia Keys, did what no other headlining act has managed so far - she actually sang live on the X-Factor. Plucky Alicia showed every other celeb mime artist up by actually sin...
X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole has been accused by advertising watchdogs in the UK of falsely promoting the beneficial effects of hair care products. Cheryl, who is universally adored by everybody in the world, with the exception of a certain football...
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