WASHINGTON, D.C. - The president says that if it does not stop snowing and pretty damn soon, he will have no choice but to have the White House moved to a much warmer climate, like San Antonio, Texas. President Obama wanted to hold an emergency me...
In a late night press release, the Republican Caucus issued a statement saying that they would not meet with the President until he addressed certain pre-existing conditions. The conditions were such that they would entirely dictate and restrict...
Washington D.C. social climbers Michaele and Tareg Salahi who recently managed to crash the White House state dinner for the Indian Prime Minister have somehow managed to get aboard the International Space Station. Recent NASA photos show the cou...
White House correspondent James O'Day followed up on a story regarding the First Lady's hasty retreat yesterday right after breakfast at the Presidential mansion. No one has seen or heard from her since she left and secret service big wigs are hea...
A French newspaper is reporting that a friend of Roman Polanski says the director is finishing the edit of his latest movie about a guy sent to prison for an old offense, while he is under house arrest. French philosopher Barnyard-Henri Pevi has a...
A bookkeeper, who is taking bets on whether there will be a 'white Christmas' this year, has come under scrutiny today by groups who claim their actions are racist. Xenophobicgamlor.web insist their betting system is fair however, and vehemently d...
A jaded Spoof Writer, bored and with nothing to do, decided to sign up for a White House tour as something he felt he had to do before this too was denied the American Public. Imagine his surprise, while standing peacefully in the queue, when he w...
WASHINGTON- In a major effort to impose cultural awareness this year, President Barack Obama stated he will officially celebrate Kwanzaa at the White House. Kwanzaa, an African-American year-end feast, established in 1966 by Maulana Karenga, a cul...
The City of Edinburh has apologised to Laplanders for a secret atrocity that happened in the year 1887. The atrocity is believed to have involved the eating of a Reindeer. The Reindeer landed on the roof of a well known Edinburgher of literary re...
BILOXI, Mississippi - The exalted leader of The Mississippi Bayou Chapter of the Ku Klux Klan the Grand Wizard Dragon Elmer Waldo Dottflicker is one extremely upset redneck. He reportedly said at last nights weekly meeting of the Good Old Boys of...
This is a busy month in Washington D.C. It seems like Turkey Day was just yesterday and already the White House is preparing for Christmas. This year, the party planners in DC decided to do something a little different. They asked several politicians to manufacture their own wine and bring several bottles which could be served at the dinner. When I heard my good friends Tareq and Michaele Salahi w...
HOLLYWOOD - George Clooney and Cameron Diaz have just been signed to star in MGM's motion picture Oops - The White House Party Crashers Story. Clooney said that he is looking forward to portraying the dashing, debonair, and big-balled Tareq Salahi...
The Reverend Al Sharpton has called for a black sex summit with Tiger Woods to confront Tiger's consistent pick of young white gals with straight blond hair for mistresses. Sharpton stated for reporters that "Tiger Woods has an obligation to hot bla...
Confirmed reports are now coming in indicating the White House party crashers are not Tareq and Michaela Salahi as first reported, but none other than Osama Bin Laden and Cher. Apparently the clean shaven Osama and blond wig donning Cher were not ide...
London - (Party Pooper-Scooper): White House wannabe celeb gatecrashers Michaele and Tareq Salahi are in shock. A London 'lord of the manna' Edward Davenport, 43, founder of the original Gatecrasher Balls, has been busted by the Serious Fraud Squ...
BALTIMORE - Michaele Salahi, alias one/half of the White House Party Crashers team says that she hates being in prison. The statuesque bleached blonde says that prison stinks. She said that it smells like dirty pantyhose, sweaty bras, soiled under...
DETROIT - Tareq and Michaele Salahi, better known as the White House Party Crashers have been arrested by Detroit Police. The infamous couple was arrested as they were attending The American Carburetor Makers Convention, which they had of course c...
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