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Funny story: Putin and Obama discuss Mayan Prophecy

Putin and Obama discuss Mayan Prophecy

Details of the first phone convocation between Russian President Vladimir Putin and US President Barack Obama since the recent US election have emerged. The pair spoke about Syria and the opposing view that they hold on what President Assad is do...

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Funny story: Russia's Putin still as "Studly" as ever at 60

Russia's Putin still as "Studly" as ever at 60

MOSCOW (ABSNN) - Vladimir Putin may be getting along in years, but he "is still as studly as ever," he said in an interview with geriatric reporter, Martin Shuttlecock. "He's but a lad, a mere slip of a boy," Shuttlecock wrote. "Vital, I'm vita...

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Funny story: Putin's Points come up short

Putin's Points come up short

Russian President/champion bear wrestler Vladamir Putin has pledged to spend £450billion on Russia's armed forces. The soldiers don't have enough money to feed themselves, but they'll have a shitload of shiny new tanks! Vlad "The Destroyer" Putin...

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Funny story: Barbara Walters & Bashar Al-Assad? What about 'Valerie Simpleton & Joseph Kony'?

Barbara Walters & Bashar Al-Assad? What about 'Valerie Simpleton & Joseph Kony'?

London - The octogenarian doyenne of American news broadcasting has been knocked off her high perch in the controversial Bashar Al Assad affair. Twenty-four hours after the scandal went viral a new drama is unfolding in London amid revelations tha...

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Funny story: Brevik 'not insane, just Vladimir Putin's brat', innit

Brevik 'not insane, just Vladimir Putin's brat', innit

Norway - The mass killer is patently nuts prosecution sources said today as news of his heinous DNA was made public for the first time. Apparently Anders Brevik has tested positive as Russian thug Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin's spawn, possibly conceiv...

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Funny story: Putin for Chelsea

Putin for Chelsea

In a surprise choice Chelsea directors have decided to have the present manager of the Russian team KGB as their new Manager. In a statement the directors explained that the discipline at Chelsea needed swift action and with Putin's record of smas...

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Funny story: Putin demands recount after only 67% of his fraudulently cast votes counted

Putin demands recount after only 67% of his fraudulently cast votes counted

Victorious Russian President Vladimir Putin has demanded a recount of all votes cast in the country's election after it emerged that only 67% of the fraudulent votes he cast were counted. The president, now into his third term, was alerted to the...

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Funny story: Vladimar Putin is new Chelsea Manager

Vladimar Putin is new Chelsea Manager

Freshly victorious Russian President Vlad,feels he has the skills to sort out Chelsea's woes. His new regime will make Frank Lampard very happy as he will be Captain, following John Terry's penchant for perving and pultitrudious, he will be sold t...

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Funny story: Vegas Odds Makers Drop Lines on Bieber, J-Lo, Putin and the Detroit Lions

Vegas Odds Makers Drop Lines on Bieber, J-Lo, Putin and the Detroit Lions

Famous for setting odds on anything from the number of fights in a hockey game to whether or not Janet Jackson might bear a breast on national television, Las Vegas statisticians and odds makers are refusing to set lines on Justin Bieber, J-Lo and Vl...

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Funny story: Russia Announces New Mentos And Soft Drink Powered Flight To The Moon

Russia Announces New Mentos And Soft Drink Powered Flight To The Moon

Russia has just announced their plans to step foot on the moon before the end of the decade. Vladimir Putin, Russia's Prime Minister said today to parliament and many representative news agencies from other countries, "Russia will be the second count...

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Funny story: Jumping Spider, Putin's Wagon

Jumping Spider, Putin's Wagon

Following reports from researchers in Japan about the unique vision characteristics of the Brown Jumping Spider, Vladimir Putin claims to have studied and discovered the distance judging proclivities of the spider some five years earlier, from the in...

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Funny story: £30bn European Barmy Army plans smashed

£30bn European Barmy Army plans smashed

London - A £30bn smash and grab raid on UK coffers to aid and abet EU nutz raise a European army lies shattered today. Thinly veiled 'transaction taxes' on the City of London had been targetted in a series of poorly camouflaged plans about bailing...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Calls Obama "Embryonic Bolshevik"

Vladimir Putin Calls Obama "Embryonic Bolshevik"

MOSCOW - Vladimir Putin was just chosen as the winner of the second Confucian Peace Prize by an obscure cultural organization, the China International Peace Research Centre, from a field of nominees that including Bill Gates, Angela Merkel, Kofi Anna...

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Funny story: China hails Putin 'pisstaker of the year'

China hails Putin 'pisstaker of the year'

Beijing - The universally despised Chinese military dictatorship has awarded the Global Piss Process' ultimate gong to Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin. The pint-sized evolution throwback beat off fellow nominees Bill Gates, Angela M...

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Funny story: AcidTripAdvisor.con slams posh eatery as KGB hangout

AcidTripAdvisor.con slams posh eatery as KGB hangout

London - The iconic hospitality review site has incurred the wrath of a Central London restaurant by posting the criminal record details of its management. Staff at La Femme Qui A Faim ('The Hungry Trollop') in Belgravia's Toad In The Hole Street...

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Funny story: 100 US soldiers track notorious Uganda guerilla Joseph 'Putin Bitch' Kony

100 US soldiers track notorious Uganda guerilla Joseph 'Putin Bitch' Kony

Kampala - NATO always had suspected, of course, that Joseph Kony, leader of Uganda's mass-murdering Lord's Resistance Army guerillas, was the inspiration behind the naming of Vladimir Putin's female black Labrador Retriever Koni. The mutt was wide...

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Funny story: Putin shows off 'Bribe of Frankenstein' facelift

Putin shows off 'Bribe of Frankenstein' facelift

Bloodyvostock - Does Russian wannabe president Vladimir Putin's plastic surgeon really hate him enough to stitch him up like former French art dealer's wife Jocelyne Wildenstein? The Kremlin rumor mill today said 'maybe' as hideous pix of a surgic...

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