A Schizophrenic man who threatened suicide meant that the Police had no alternative but to treat it then as a hostage situation.
Today the world nearly stopped spinning as teen actresses Emma Watson and Miley Cyrus stepped out together dressed in pink tutus and tiaras, both carrying small fluffy objects (apparently dogs) in leopard print carriers.
Robert Mugabe has engaged the services of drug addled athlete Dwain Chambers to compete in the forthcoming election run-off.
Boris Johnson was last night declared the winner of the London Mayoral Election after a landslide victory over his main rival Ken Livingstone, but even as the results emerged, confusion reigned in the Johnson camp.
WASHINGTON, DC - In a candid interview with ABC's Barbra Walters, George W. Bush heaped praise upon Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe, hailing him as the true definition of a tyrant.
As the May Day bunting and dead-head flowers were removed by street sweepers, a tousled Labour spokesman assured reporters that his party plans to "charge onward" in the face of numerous alleged election losses, and will begin by ch...
(Washington, D.C.) A recent CNN/Opinion Research poll showed that President Bush's disapproval rating of 71 is higher than the mandatory IQ to become a Playboy Bunny.
SOLAPUR, INDIA - In what may seem a terrifying ritual to some, on the first of May in Solapur, India, screaming infants are dropped from the tower of a temple.
Following the drubbing Labour have received in the local elections, the Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe, has offered his considerable election-winning expertise to Prime Minister Gordon Brown.
The triumphant return from the dead of Chief Inspector Derek Conway in ITV's "The Bill" has been ruined by the political shenanigans of his political namesake, Conservative MP Derek Conway.
Results in from the 2008 local elections have revealed that Rita Cadaver, a Penge Liberal Democrat councillor who passed away in 2006, has today been elected to the council.
TV favourite Dale Winton has confessed to a past that will shock his fans when he revealed that he was in fact a member of the 21 SAS regiment making numerous tours of Northern Ireland and was involved in the Iraq war of 1991.
Peter Snow, who was last night prevented from wearing his blue suede shoes because they were likely to infer political allegience, was livid that his Swingometer Party failed to register a single vote in this year's local elections.
LOS ANGELES, CA - First it was Hannah Montana on your TV at seven every damn night. Then it was the Hannah Montana album playing incessantly on your car stereo. Then it was the Miley Cyrus cosmetics and the Hannah Montana...
Campaigners from Greece's third biggest island today won a court injunction banning the use of the word Lesbian.
A Californian farmer who purchased an inflatable pig on eBay this week for just $50 thought he had a bargain until the porker was posted to him in a shocking state (that's the pig - not California!).
There must be some serious rivalry between the Harry Potter stars because today, after hearing about Daniel Radcliffe's new found mingingness, Emma Watson too let herself go.
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