Tony Blair today refused to accept leeks as part of the five a day.
London - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair was warned by police about cottaging in North London's prestigeous multi-millionaire Hampstead Heath area before he became party leader in 1994 according to transcripts of newly dicovered Robert Ma...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, after a meeting at the New World Order headquarters, Prime Minister Tony Blair was seen holding President George W. Bush's hand and congratulating him for penning the Prevention of Terrorism Act.
I am Tony Blair and I have been privileged to be your elected Prime Minister for the past three terms of Government.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Gov. Eliot Spitzer will introduce a bill in the coming weeks to legalize same-sex marriage in New York. Having been paid by President George W. Bush so that he and gay lover Prime Minister Tony Blair could have a pl...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, Prime Minister Tony Blair received the first of the early wedding gifts today from His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI. Prime Minister Blair immediately returned it.
Brother of the PM and head of the Met, Sir Ian Blair, has today defended his force's robust policing of the Flora London Marathon.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - President George W. Bush was visibly showing signs of wedding jitters as the plans for his wedding to Prime Minister Tony Blair move forward.
New York - (Rotters): A new post-Princess Diana era book written by New York fifth columnist Tina Brown slates UK Prime Mobster Tony Blair as a "spiteful, manipulative, media-savvy neurotic praying with the House of Windsor and then a series of...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - Today, Sir Paul McCartney accepted Sir Elton John's proposal to play with him for Prime Minister Tony Blair's wedding to President George W. Bush.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, Prime Minister Tony Blair selected the person who will give him away and his bridesmaid. At first, Peter Mandleson was selected to give Tony away, but when Prince Charles announced that he could make it, Mandle...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - In an effort to improve labor statistics in the U.K, Tony Blair is having all jobless doctors to be shipped overseas.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - Today, Sir Elton John was picked to play at the Blair/Bush wedding. Sir Elton was astonished, thinking that Bush didn't like gays.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - California - Arnold Schwarzenegger received the news that George Bush has selected him to be best man at the Bush/Blair wedding.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, Bush announced that he has chosen Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger over Vice President Dick Cheney to be best man at his much publicized pending wedding to Tony Blair.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today Laura Bush gave George and Tony Blair her blessings to marry.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - "I can't believe that Tony dumped me for that idiot" shouted Gordon Brown upon hearing the news of the Blair/Bush engagement. "George Bush wouldn't be so tough without his Secret Service. Give...
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