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Funny story: Blair Rejects Leeks

Blair Rejects Leeks

Tony Blair today refused to accept leeks as part of the five a day.

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Funny story: PM was warned about cottaging on Hampstead Heath

PM was warned about cottaging on Hampstead Heath

London - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair was warned by police about cottaging in North London's prestigeous multi-millionaire Hampstead Heath area before he became party leader in 1994 according to transcripts of newly dicovered Robert Ma...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Congratulates Bush on Prevention of Tourism Act

Tony Blair Congratulates Bush on Prevention of Tourism Act

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, after a meeting at the New World Order headquarters, Prime Minister Tony Blair was seen holding President George W. Bush's hand and congratulating him for penning the Prevention of Terrorism Act.

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Funny story: Exclusive! PM Blair's Valedictory Letter to the Nation

Exclusive! PM Blair's Valedictory Letter to the Nation

I am Tony Blair and I have been privileged to be your elected Prime Minister for the past three terms of Government.

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Funny story: Bush Pays Eliot Spitzer to Introduce Gay Marraige Bill

Bush Pays Eliot Spitzer to Introduce Gay Marraige Bill

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Gov. Eliot Spitzer will introduce a bill in the coming weeks to legalize same-sex marriage in New York. Having been paid by President George W. Bush so that he and gay lover Prime Minister Tony Blair could have a pl...

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Funny story: Blair Returns Early Wedding Gift

Blair Returns Early Wedding Gift

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, Prime Minister Tony Blair received the first of the early wedding gifts today from His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI. Prime Minister Blair immediately returned it.

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Funny story: You're Nicked Sunshine. Police Book Speeders At London Marathon

You're Nicked Sunshine. Police Book Speeders At London Marathon

Brother of the PM and head of the Met, Sir Ian Blair, has today defended his force's robust policing of the Flora London Marathon.

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Funny story: Bush Gets Wedding Jitters as Wedding to Blair Moves Forward

Bush Gets Wedding Jitters as Wedding to Blair Moves Forward

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - President George W. Bush was visibly showing signs of wedding jitters as the plans for his wedding to Prime Minister Tony Blair move forward.

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Funny story: New post-Diana era hagiography brands Blair "spiteful, manipulative, media-savvy neurotic"

New post-Diana era hagiography brands Blair "spiteful, manipulative, media-savvy neurotic"

New York - (Rotters): A new post-Princess Diana era book written by New York fifth columnist Tina Brown slates UK Prime Mobster Tony Blair as a "spiteful, manipulative, media-savvy neurotic praying with the House of Windsor and then a series of...

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Funny story: McCartney Accepts Proposal to Play at Tony Blair's Wedding

McCartney Accepts Proposal to Play at Tony Blair's Wedding

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - Today, Sir Paul McCartney accepted Sir Elton John's proposal to play with him for Prime Minister Tony Blair's wedding to President George W. Bush.

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Funny story: Blair Selects Wedding Party Members

Blair Selects Wedding Party Members

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, Prime Minister Tony Blair selected the person who will give him away and his bridesmaid. At first, Peter Mandleson was selected to give Tony away, but when Prince Charles announced that he could make it, Mandle...

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Funny story: Jobless Doctors to be Shipped Overseas

Jobless Doctors to be Shipped Overseas

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - In an effort to improve labor statistics in the U.K, Tony Blair is having all jobless doctors to be shipped overseas.

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Funny story: Sir Elton John Picked to Perform at Blair/Bush Wedding

Sir Elton John Picked to Perform at Blair/Bush Wedding

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - Today, Sir Elton John was picked to play at the Blair/Bush wedding. Sir Elton was astonished, thinking that Bush didn't like gays.

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Funny story: Arnold Chosen as Bush's Best Man

Arnold Chosen as Bush's Best Man

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - California - Arnold Schwarzenegger received the news that George Bush has selected him to be best man at the Bush/Blair wedding.

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Funny story: Bush Chooses Schwarzenegger as Best Man

Bush Chooses Schwarzenegger as Best Man

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, Bush announced that he has chosen Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger over Vice President Dick Cheney to be best man at his much publicized pending wedding to Tony Blair.

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Funny story: Laura Bush Wishes George and Tony Her Best

Laura Bush Wishes George and Tony Her Best

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today Laura Bush gave George and Tony Blair her blessings to marry.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Furious About Blair/Bush Engagement

Gordon Brown Furious About Blair/Bush Engagement

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - "I can't believe that Tony dumped me for that idiot" shouted Gordon Brown upon hearing the news of the Blair/Bush engagement. "George Bush wouldn't be so tough without his Secret Service. Give...

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