"Excuse me, does anybody know what that dreadful sound is?" Major General jaggedone was cut off in mid-flow as the sound got louder and louder, or maybe closer and closer. It was an eerie sound, a sort of a whoosing noise and it seemed to be very nearby. All of a sudden it appeared. One minute there was just an empty beach, empty save for the gasping, bedraggled ne'er-do-wells that ma...
"Come along now!" Maj. Gen. Jaggedone shouted as his band of irregulars waded ashore gasping. "We have much work to do to seek out and find the Great Somnambulist of Lancashire, we must not tarry in our quest." Veterans Captain Morse and Private Birbee nodded gravely to each other in agreement and cried back in one voice. "You can be sure that we will follow you Gen. Maj. Jaggedone as you...
An intensive investigation of what's hot and what's not, has revealed that over 2,700 of London's 5,900 firefighters are moonlighting as Spoofers, and collecting a housing allowance while NOT living in London! To encourage the public service emplo...
The confusion subsided. The ship steadied under the quick thinking of the legendary Captain Morse. A quick headcount confirmed the rebel Spoofers worst fear. "Well we've still got The Oracle, but where's Lowton?" spat Charpa. "He sprang over the side when the ship tilted, and made off on JO's wave runner!" replied Skoob, "Why has JO defected? Has he been working for Lowton all along?" "I...
Satirical Writers are bracing themselves for a "Welsh Day", much to the celebration of many writers across the globe. Yes, it's Welsh Day. Prompted by the arrival of Welsh writer Masterchev, satirical writers decided to ignore St. David's Day and...
Internationally disowned satirical website www.TheSpoof.com has made the groundbreaking decision to designate the 31st of October - Halloween - as 'Welsh Day.' Site administrator Charles Laughton (who played Quasimodo in 'The Hunchback Of Notre Da...
There is a new internet scam originating in the United States that is now targeting gullible Spoofers and as the designated Spoof Investigator I am taking this opportunity to put all of my fellow writers on FULL ALERT to fend off the nefarious scheme. I was alerted to the scheme after being forwarded the enclosed e-mail by Canadian Spoofer/Proctologist Victor Nicholas who was unable to verify i...
Just then Charpa leapt back upon the deck with Skoob in tow. "Hah," she bellowed at EQ, "Don't you know we spoofers are impervious to colored ink? It falls off us like our clothing near closing time at the Oasis. We eat colored ink for breakfast, sometimes lunch and some of us snack on it throughout the day." As she spoke, Skoob coughed and then sputtered to life. Morse was the first one to rea...
"Prepare to fire... the ink!" Mark yelled like a maniac as he watched the Canadian paddling her raft closer to the British frigate. "God I sound like Davy Jones. Maybe that's why I'm growing such a ridiculous moustache these days," he reflected. "Sorry sir, quills went out of fashion four centuries ago. Shall I fetch the printer ink?" grunted a voice outside the door. "You mean you haven't l...
The world is facing a tragedy as many species of animals, reptiles and insects face extinction. There is one peculiar species that is reversing the trend and evolution has failed to put the "Sword of Damocles" over their heads, The Spoofers! In...
A Spoof writer today, had to be rushed to a local hospital, after lacerating the insides of his mouth with his own sharp tongue. The writer (who can not be named) was preparing to bestow a quick witted Spoof article on the shoulders of Louis Walsh...
On the eve of what is touted to be the world's most sought after drinking competition championship, Jessica Simpson was seen cavorting with PM Wortham, a depraved and lascivious hack satirical writer, at the Oasis Bar & Grille in London. Appar...
#3 was taken at gun point to a dock in the cavern. "Odd," she thought to herself, "Isn't this below sea level." Mark read her thoughts, "Yes it is below sea level my dear, a special lock allows us this docking area." "But for what ?" she gestured at the water, "there's no boat." "Ahhhh, but that's where you're mistaken, it is not just a boat, but a submarine, the likes you've never see...
(New York, NY) - "Market crashed again. Damn! Thought we had things fixed, but apparently not." These words were immediately tweeted by Duncan Niederauer (NYSE Euronext CEO) following Friday's abrupt system shutdown. Although "circuit breakers"...
A prominent Spoof writer from Manchester has appealed to the general public, and spoofing community at large, to start rating his work on the popular website. Herr Riballs, currently languishing in 63rd spot of the most popular writers league tabl...
The sun burnt down with impunity as a gentle west, south west breeze lifted the ripples alongside the log float causing a fata-morgana of fluffy gay white, furry Father Christmas's to dance upon the waves. Exitus from the deep, dark, bat hung caverns of Masterchev's inner psyche proved more difficult than expected. The race to find IT, The Oracle of all that matters and once mattered stumble...
A usual recipe for disaster would involve letting loose around twenty Spoof writers onto Brighton Beach for an hour. Chaos would ensue, I guarantee. Being on some deserted island in the middle of the Indian Ocean, dripping with blood and faeces following the Gerbils' ambush however would not be a pleasant sight. #3 was in her element, and led us down a narrow jungle path. Everywhere was the...
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