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Funny story: Chapter 18, Pygmies know best!

Chapter 18, Pygmies know best!

The sun burnt down with impunity as a gentle west, south west breeze lifted the ripples alongside the log float causing a fata-morgana of fluffy gay white, furry Father Christmas's to dance upon the waves. Exitus from the deep, dark, bat hung caverns of Masterchev's inner psyche proved more difficult than expected. The race to find IT, The Oracle of all that matters and once mattered stumble...

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Funny story: Chapter 17: Pursuing the Thumbs

Chapter 17: Pursuing the Thumbs

A usual recipe for disaster would involve letting loose around twenty Spoof writers onto Brighton Beach for an hour. Chaos would ensue, I guarantee. Being on some deserted island in the middle of the Indian Ocean, dripping with blood and faeces following the Gerbils' ambush however would not be a pleasant sight. #3 was in her element, and led us down a narrow jungle path. Everywhere was the...

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Funny story: Born to Spoof: closer to the truth.

Born to Spoof: closer to the truth.

Developments in the Born to Spoof chronicles, published exclusively on The Spoof, may be closer to the truth then we actually think. Australian toads have evolved into super-invaders, according to the BBC. As the super-toads, who are said to be th...

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Funny story: Chapter 16: God versus the Gerbils From Hell (A Birdseye View)

Chapter 16: God versus the Gerbils From Hell (A Birdseye View)

Previously............. A group of one hundred Gerbils of Hell stood on one side of the deck. Approximately twenty Spoof writers on the other side. All with weapons. All in a stand-off. Masterchev took a single step forward and aimed his Glock. As he fired the first bullet towards the wall of brown fur, it was Jaggedone's words which struck a chord with me. "So it begins Jean. Welcome to...

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Funny story: Chapter 15: Attack of the Gerbils of Hell

Chapter 15: Attack of the Gerbils of Hell

Two days at sea can do wonders to a guy. Captain Morse was a decent fella, I reflected as I examined myself against the choppy waters of the endless ocean. I noticed how different my reflection was: a few scars gave me a more violent edge than I used to have. We'd all pitched in. Skoob had been promoted to the Best Man position, which seemed to be holding up his gerbil flu. Sure, he still sc...

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Funny story: Spoof web site causes illness

Spoof web site causes illness

Boston, Massachusetts. Scientists from Harvard University have uncovered a new physical malaise affecting all correspondents to popular web site TheSpoof.com. The condition manifests itself as a facial tick and also includes spasmodic tremors of...

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Funny story: Pentagon claim Wikileaks lifted 400,000 Iraq war documents from spoof website

Pentagon claim Wikileaks lifted 400,000 Iraq war documents from spoof website

"My eyes just popped out when I got a preview of the documents on wikileaks, I could find no basis of fact to them reported on FOX, CNN, Reuters or BBC. So I decided to do a quick google and the only source of the documents was a from a website c...

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Funny story: Chapter 14: Escape from Reality & Recall to Duty!

Chapter 14: Escape from Reality & Recall to Duty!

Carina, back to her normal self, tough and in charge, provided a moment of reason to the frenzied, hyperactive, collection of self styled Spoofers: "Hey, PEOPLE! Get a grip on yourselves here...now is the time to think clearly and come up with a well organized plan of escape, and a method to finally get to the bottom of this and bring The Oracle to Light!" "But how do we do that Carina,"said...

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Funny story: Doctor Claims Yo-Yo Spoof Writing May be Detrimental

Doctor Claims Yo-Yo Spoof Writing May be Detrimental

A Cambridge internist has just published a paper in the England Journal of Medicine and Literature which links yo-yo spoof writing to a number of maladies that may ultimately lead to loss of the sixth sense, or, as he puts it "a loss of sense of humo...

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Funny story: Top ranked writer for web site "The Spoof" institutionalized

Top ranked writer for web site "The Spoof" institutionalized

"Bureau" the number one ranked writer for the bizarre web site "The Spoof" has been taken into protective custody by mental health officials at the "Twisted Path" sanitarium.  "We took him into custody for his own protection and well-being" confir...

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Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter XII - Safe Haven and Cheap Pens

Born to Spoof: Chapter XII - Safe Haven and Cheap Pens

"Wait, hell," says Charpa, "that's the quickest way to end a story what may never see chapter 13. "We need to move north, toward Brazil." Mind you, going into Brazil through the back door is almost as dangerous as allowing Frankie the J to get within 5 feet of Queen Mudder. A short stay in a little cantina in Uruguay will buy us enough time to regroup and figure out just how we can use the Que...

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Funny story: Born To Spoof: Chapter 11 - This Isn't Mogadishu

Born To Spoof: Chapter 11 - This Isn't Mogadishu

I hate being blown up. Explosions make me all giddy and dizzy and shit - and I mean, to be honest, I don't know what I'm doing most of the time, and explosions just complicate things. Like now. I should be in Mogadishu buying moonshine for the Oasis, but this can't be Mogadishu because there aren't any skinny blokes riding about in pickup trucks with machine guns. And now I've got some cl...

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Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter 10: Escaping the Country

Born to Spoof: Chapter 10: Escaping the Country

International Spoofing Committee Records Message found on a scrap of paper located in Buenos Aries Marketplace. Suspect Identification Number 24. My name is Jean Le Fete. A few days ago I was tricked into becoming a Spoof writer by the mysterious #3. An assassination attempt on my life has prompted myself, as well as several satirical writers to go into hiding. We've fled the country v...

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Funny story: Chilean Miners To Appear On Page 3 Of Daily Star

Chilean Miners To Appear On Page 3 Of Daily Star

The 33 miners trapped in a Chilean copper and gold mine for almost ten weeks, are to feature in semi-nude, provocative poses in the Daily Star newspaper, readers have been told. This comes after the tabloid comic published a story in its Monday ed...

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Funny story: Boring Bastard Finds Just the Right Job!

Boring Bastard Finds Just the Right Job!

South Carolina's most Boring Bastard, at least according to his wife who has an ass and a memory like an elephant, finally found just the right job after joining 22 Social Networking Sites! "I'd almost given up trying to find just the right job, "...

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Funny story: Local Man Tries To Lure Athsmatic Wheezing Bastard Out Of Laptop

Local Man Tries To Lure Athsmatic Wheezing Bastard Out Of Laptop

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock - a dashingly handsome 29 year old billionaire philanthropist who made his fortune out of his pork pie hat empire (not verified - we only have his word for it, and sources say he's a compulsive liar) today revealed to Sk...

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Funny story: Suspects in The Spoof Publishing Offices Robbery Apprehended

Suspects in The Spoof Publishing Offices Robbery Apprehended

London UK: Scotland Yard is reporting that the two women who forced their way into the editorial offices of The Spoof have been taken into custody along with a third woman, the getaway car driver. The thieves had made off with dossiers of all the spo...

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