Sarah Palin stated that she knew that something was up last night when an 'A-Rab with one of those Muslimsippi-sounding' names like Ibo got on her plane to Alaska where she still has a home. The plane held over 50 passengers and every single perso...
Afghanistan - Al Jazeera has produced a voice recording reported to be the voice of Osama Bin Laden exhorting advances made by Al Qaeda globally, in particular the development of their latest suicide weapon, the earthquake machine, which Bin Laden sa...
A rebuttal of claims of fakeness by Frank Miller. I'd like to put to rest the rumors negating my heroic deeds during the Mumbai terrorist attacks last year. During the ordeal, I rescued over 250 people by making rope (allowing them to climb to safety) made from spunk; spun to make silk. It makes remarkably strong rope when woven together. That's no easy trick! Do you know how much wankin...
Karachi, Pakistan - Osama bin Ladin, the fancy pants boss of Al Qaeda, claimed credit for the attempted bombing of an Detroit bound plane Christmas day. While the plot failed it was widely praised in the terrorism community for it's effect of scaring...
Local man Martin Shuttlecock couldn't understand why his loving wife was giving him the cold shoulder and the silent treatment this morning. Whilst it was true that he had consumed a vast quantity of alcohol the previous night, he had no recollection...
Al Quaeda has trained non-Arabic female terrorists to carry out attacks in the west. The news has been released by MI5 leaders in a bid to maintain vigilance. The women are thought to be 'clean skins'. Women notoriously take several hours to get r...
London - (Carpet Burns Night): The really moronic-looking geriatric western dumb blond female suicide bomber - modelled on JK Rowling's looks - could be on her way to blow up Tescos on the Isle of Dogs police have said. New intelligence from the...
We decided that, as we had nothing better to do on a slow Saturday afternoon, we would investigate exactly what an elevated terror threat level meant to the man on the street. Or woman on the street. As our reporters hit the streets, general fe...
The UK's press pandering to the US and talking about ridiculous terror threat levels' levels today went up to 'a bit higher', so that children's television programmes like CNN and ABC could get all their viewers hiding behind their chairs when the ne...
Al Qaeda terrorists have been rounded up by a very unusual source, Turkey. Not only good on Thanksgiving Day and Christmas, Turkeys, especially the wild version, are pretty useful at scaring the shit out of Al Qaeda terrorists. Anyway, the A...
London - (Drowning Street): A new security crackdown will see all Yemeni visitors flying to the United Kingdom airdropped over the Channel on the last leg of their plane journeys. Special parachute suits will be issued including GPS-tracked ankle...
Manchester, England. Whilst on a speaking tour of the midlands, pukka celebrity chef Oliver James suddenly announced to the audience that he knows where sought after terrorist mastermind Osama Bin laden is hiding. He would not elaborate on the de...
Osama Bin Laden has released a press statement through his underground network, informing the world of plans to 'rebrand' himself. The statement reads "our client is aware of the recent surge in public opinion against him and his beliefs. He feels...
TIMBUKTU, Mali - In early 2008, an official at the U.S. Department of Homeland Security sent a report to his superiors detailing the most significant development in aircraft usage since 2001: al Qaeda has been operating a rogue aviation network. Fran...
The Senate floor was cleared in a record 45 minutes yesterday when a siren sounded and someone shouted "Terrorist Raid" plus only two older Senators were injured after being once again trampled underfoot by a screaming, wild crowd. "I do wish they...
A joint U.S. / Israeli Task Force has completed its investigative report and now concludes that over 80,000,000 people worldwide are in fact terrorists. The categorization includes those who are blood related to a terrorist, those who have smirked or...
Speaking off the record, a highly placed CIA operative confirmed that recently apprehended 'Jockey Short Bomber' Umar Farouk Aldulmutalation, has by his own request, completed his sex change operation courtesy of the US government and Medicare. Um...
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