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Funny story: Crotch Bomber May Lose Penis

Crotch Bomber May Lose Penis

The al-Qeada operative who tried to blow up an airliner over Detroit "may lose his sexual appendage," according to a reliable medical source treating Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. The source says what is left of the 23-year-old Nigerian's penis wil...

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Funny story: State of emergency declared by City of Denver as bomb doesn't go off

State of emergency declared by City of Denver as bomb doesn't go off

There was widespread panic today in the city of Denver, Colorado, after a bomb nearly went off on a jet plane, but didn't. Thousands of its citizens were in a state of shock, many requiring medical treatment for what officials termed 'the worst case...

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Funny story: Sex, masturbation the only cure to turn young Muslim men away from terrorism

Sex, masturbation the only cure to turn young Muslim men away from terrorism

LONDON: It has been established that the Nigerian national who attempted to blow-up a Detroit-bound aircraft with his explosives-laden underwear was actually a 'sexually frustrated loner', unable to play out his normal sexual urges and who converted...

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Funny story: Nigerian Passenger Has Explosion in Pants

Nigerian Passenger Has Explosion in Pants

A 23-year-old Nigerian has been taken into custody after having an explosion take place in his pants as the plane he was on was approaching Detroit and being subdued by passengers and crew. Apparently this was the first time the passenger had bee...

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Funny story: New Years fireworks are banned in Pakistan, Iraq and Afghanistan, much too dangerous

New Years fireworks are banned in Pakistan, Iraq and Afghanistan, much too dangerous

Ahead of the New Year celebrations several countries have decided to ban fireworks and firework displays because they feel they are much too dangerous! In Baghdad there was a fireworks display planned but it has been banned because several childre...

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Funny story: Seventy-two virgins disappointed in Underwear Bomber

Seventy-two virgins disappointed in Underwear Bomber

Sources deep inside Muslim headquarters report that 72 virgins are 'very disappointed' in the performance of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day.

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Funny story: President Obama Agrees: Terrorists To Get New Names!

President Obama Agrees: Terrorists To Get New Names!

One thing all newspeople from print to CNN are agreed upon is that the names of terrorists are getting ridiculous and they have demanded shorter names or nicknames from the CIA and FBI. Yesterday it was reported on several Tv stations with a diffe...

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Funny story: Somali pirates abduct Underwear Bomber in daring Las Vegas casino raid

Somali pirates abduct Underwear Bomber in daring Las Vegas casino raid

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day, has been abducted from a Las Vegas casino. 'We thought that a Las Vegas casino was the most secure location...

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Funny story: DNA Confirms Explosive Anal Suppository Had Traces of Shiite!

DNA Confirms Explosive Anal Suppository Had Traces of Shiite!

Reports leaking out of the UK's leading scientific laboratory seem to confirm what everyone in the free world with a shred of common sense has known for years: the confiscated explosive suppository extracted from a burqa clad passenger contained po...

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Funny story: Alleged Underwear Bomber: 'it was a mix-up in the laundry'

Alleged Underwear Bomber: 'it was a mix-up in the laundry'

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day, says it's all a bad mistake. 'It was a mix-up in the laundry', Abdulmutallab said during a press briefing.

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Funny story: Nigerian syringe bomber plot 'another Tory hoax'

Nigerian syringe bomber plot 'another Tory hoax'

Washington AC/DC - (Les Jeux Sont Faits): Special Branch top brass shrugged off today the Yuletide 'Nigerian syringe bomber' story as yet another Tory Party masterpiece. Umar Farouk Abdelmutallab has taken the rap for the latest Bullingdon Club ou...

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Funny story: High as kyte Dutch Airport Security Guard allows Nigerian terrorist to pass, "he even offered me some best Nigerian Skunk man!"

High as kyte Dutch Airport Security Guard allows Nigerian terrorist to pass, "he even offered me some best Nigerian Skunk man!"

A Nigerian radical Muslim, attempting to blow up a US plane in Detriot, has caused a major breach in security. The US were even warned by the Loonies father about his desire to enter the US and do some damage, but as usual, it was ignored. Umar...

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Funny story: FBI E-mail Warned of Terror Plot, Mistaken for Nigerian Banking Scam

FBI E-mail Warned of Terror Plot, Mistaken for Nigerian Banking Scam

Washington, D.C. - History has repeated itself as the failed terror attack in Detroit has shown eerie similarities to the security failures leading up to 9/11. Like the Phoenix e-mail memo warning of the 9/11 terrorists flight training was ignored,...

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Funny story: Airline bomber's name is an alias

Airline bomber's name is an alias

In the headlines today is Umy Faloukin Tummysbad, the son of the most honest banker in Nigeria, who was reported as setting off an incendiary device on an airliner when he went to the toilet with a joint. The airlines and press had been instructed...

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Funny story: Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab tries Shoe Bomber variant

Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab tries Shoe Bomber variant

Detroit - (Big Bang Theories): A crude Yemeni explosive device strapped onto a Nigerian student's leg failed to down a Northwest Airlines flight with 278 passengers and 11 crew on board. Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, a 23 year-old student of pyrotec...

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Funny story: Terrorist Terrorised By Mom

Terrorist Terrorised By Mom

Potential suicide bomber Ali Von Bastard was stopped dead in his tracks today by his mom as he set out to wreak havoc on the world. "And where do you think you're going dressed like that?" Mrs Von Bastard called from the kitchen as she prepared du...

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Funny story: Airline Hire Al-Qaeda Aircrew To Beat Christmas Strike Shock

Airline Hire Al-Qaeda Aircrew To Beat Christmas Strike Shock

In a surprise announcement today Bumbling Airlines has announced that it will use scab cabincrew supplied by Al-Qaeda to guarantee its scheduled flights over the Christmas period. A spokesman for the union stated: "We understand the twelve day str...

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