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Funny story: Arrogant Teachers are on the Rise

Arrogant Teachers are on the Rise

CLEVELAND, OH - A new survey in this month's TIME explained that the new breed of teacher is non-existent to that of a 1950's educator. The ability to translate such languages as Ebonics, Jive, and Spanish (pending location) has been the ma...

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Funny story: Brown Pledges Millions for Muslim Clown School

Brown Pledges Millions for Muslim Clown School

BRADFORD, UK - 05/06/07. In another gesture of celebrating diversity, Prime Minister in Waiting, Gordon Brown today pledged £5 million to create the UK's first Muslim Clown School.

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Funny story: UFO Mind Control by Billy Bob

UFO Mind Control by Billy Bob

Me, Roger, & the boys went down to tha crik and burned a cross fer George Dubbya last night. We nailed a life sized effa... effe... affe... dummy of Ron Paul on it afore we lit it. Aftur it went out, we saw one of them real live UFOs! I think I was aducted cause I been fergittin things, specially when I smoke one of them funny cigarettes what mah son brings home frum school.

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Funny story: Cameron in spotlight over glamour schools

Cameron in spotlight over glamour schools

London: David Cameron's leadership of the UK Conservative Party was today questioned by MPs angered by his decision to ditch the Party's commitment to glamour schools.

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Funny story: New style school reports prove popular

New style school reports prove popular

A secondary school has been applauded after a confidential report book which called pupils names like "ding bat" and "wally" was found lying in a street.

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Funny story: Pru Goward Appeals "Driving Faster There's Less Chance of Hitting Someone."

Pru Goward Appeals "Driving Faster There's Less Chance of Hitting Someone."

High profile Australian politician Pru Goward has been charged with a driving offence for the second time in three months. This time being caught speeding in a school zone.

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Funny story: Schools Around the World Cancelled

Schools Around the World Cancelled

According to recent studies school is causing stress to students. Ting Schits who teaches at Wellh Ung school says "In the past months, I have seen more and more student depression caused primarily by school."...

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Funny story: Teachers Upset Saltpeter Put In Their Food

Teachers Upset Saltpeter Put In Their Food

For many years, private schools and boarding schools were accused of putting saltpeter (Potassium Nitrate) in the food of their male students to keep down their sex drive. With the recent increase in numbers of teachers sleeping with or molesting st...

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Funny story: Good Humor Truck Overturned in Riots

Good Humor Truck Overturned in Riots

Parrish, WI - A teeming horde of upper elementary students at Wokum Elementary today rocked and tipped a Good Humor Ice Cream truck, its smoldering hull still visible by the curbside. During 2nd recess break from classes, an unsuspecting and hapless...

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Funny story: Experience - or brains?

Experience - or brains?

A friend of mine from a Secondary Modern school had built up a mass of experience in the trade, working his way up to Site Gaffer.

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Funny story: President Bush takes exams

President Bush takes exams

In an attempt to further his education President Bush went back to school today.

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Funny story: Exams are Getting Easier due to Massacres

Exams are Getting Easier due to Massacres

A four year report today concluded that exams are in fact getting easier. Today, students with lower IQs can expect to get higher grades in GCSEs, AS levels and A levels than 40 years ago.

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Funny story: Baby Look At You Now

Baby Look At You Now

Doreen Spanner is a proud mum today for her son, Damian (2), has become the youngest undergraduate at the world famous Uxbridge University.

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Funny story: New Incentive For Obese Maths Students

New Incentive For Obese Maths Students

In a desperate attempt to get modern porky kids interested in mathematics, schools throughout the UK are trying to make the boring crusty subject more relevant.

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Funny story: 'Academies my Arse' says Andreas Adonis

'Academies my Arse' says Andreas Adonis

In a shock move tonight New Labour's top education guru and professional fish'n'chip frier, Lord Adonis, announced that he was abandoning the Government's flagship programme of building Academies.

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Funny story: UFO Hovers Over Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

UFO Hovers Over Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Two Muggles went for a walk to an enchanted castle near a lake on August 14th 1995. "Most times when Muggles came to the castle they run out scared," said Professor Dumbledore. But these two Muggles will have a different surprise. They are both 13 years old. They approached Hogsmeade and looked at the town. They wasn't any activity there.

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Funny story: School to Ban Earth Day

School to Ban Earth Day

A public school in San Francisco has decided to ban all references to Earth Day this year because of the fear that it might offend anyone who might be visiting here from another planet.

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