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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Bristol Palin Is Safe and Ex-Quarterback Kurt Warner Gets Tossed! - Something Is Terribly Wrong

Dancing With The Stars: Bristol Palin Is Safe and Ex-Quarterback Kurt Warner Gets Tossed! - Something Is Terribly Wrong

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are starting to hear rumblings about their credibility as Bristol Palin has once again escaped being eliminated. The picture is not looking pretty for the ABC executives as they are realizing tha...

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Funny story: Noonan calls Palin a "Nincompoop"

Noonan calls Palin a "Nincompoop"

Washington--Sarah Palin likes to think that being on a reality show makes her a great presidential candidate. She even went as far as claiming that Reagan was an actor. But, Peggy Noonan doesn't believe that Palin is very intelligent for saying...

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Funny story: Bush Given Heavy Irony Award for Palin Remark

Bush Given Heavy Irony Award for Palin Remark

Former President George W. Bush was given the coveted Heavy Irony Award today for telling friends that Sarah Palin is "unqualified" to be President. Asked to explain the decision, irony expert John Dillard Sincere said, "Isn't it obvious?...

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Funny story: George Bush Says Sarah Palin Is Not Qualified To Be President - Palin Remarks, "Well Gee Willikers Why Not? I Can Pee Standing Up Just Like All The Guy Presidents Do"

George Bush Says Sarah Palin Is Not Qualified To Be President - Palin Remarks, "Well Gee Willikers Why Not? I Can Pee Standing Up Just Like All The Guy Presidents Do"

DALLAS - Former President George W. Bush has caused a mini-political tsunami by making a statement about Senator John McCain's 2008 Presidential Campaign running mate Sarah Palin. Bush, who threw out the ceremonial first pitch at one of the Texas...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin admits she borrowed the idea for her book title "Going Rogue" from Richard Marcinko's book "Rogue Warrior" that was borrowed from Mel Gibson's 1981 movie "The Road Warrior"

Sarah Palin admits she borrowed the idea for her book title "Going Rogue" from Richard Marcinko's book "Rogue Warrior" that was borrowed from Mel Gibson's 1981 movie "The Road Warrior"

Attempting to distract media attention away from all the fuss created by Meghan McCain calling Bristol Palin "irresponsible" for not voting in the most recent election, Mama Grizzly Bear wannabe Sarah Palin held a press conference today revealing tha...

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Funny story: Palin Gets Facial Warts - Popularity Poll Drops 90%.

Palin Gets Facial Warts - Popularity Poll Drops 90%.

In a horrifying situation that would destroy the morale of many political pundits, Republican spokeswoman Sarah Palin has developed hideous warts on her face. Since their appearance Ms. Palin's polls have dropped drastically. Statisticians estima...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Lacks Gravitas, Poodle Says

Sarah Palin Lacks Gravitas, Poodle Says

"Sarah Palin lacks gravitas," declares Buster, a six-year-old standard poodle from Penfield, a suburb of Rochester, NY. "Hell, I'm a poodle, and I know that. My brain may only be one twentieth the size of a human's, I may not be no border collie, bu...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin has Another Say it Ain't So Joe Moment

Sarah Palin has Another Say it Ain't So Joe Moment

Many will remember in the 2008 elections when Sarah Palin and Joe Biden were just getting ready to debate and Palin asked Biden, "mind if I call you Joe?" The reason was later evident because Palin was eager to use her now famous line "Say it ain't s...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Makes Kate Gosselin the Face of Her Feminist Movement

Sarah Palin Makes Kate Gosselin the Face of Her Feminist Movement

Meet Kate Gosselin, Super Mom. The only thing missing is a strong man supporting her, but that isn't deterring Sarah Palin from naming her the 2010 Feminist of the Year. It is also not deterring Palin's strong political allies, Christine O'Donnell an...

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Funny story: Palin Chooses Christine O'Donnell for 2012 Running Mate Shortlist

Palin Chooses Christine O'Donnell for 2012 Running Mate Shortlist

"A witch and a bitch in 2012!" sang Sarah Palin to a favorable crowd of 10 people at a recent book signing. "We've contracted this wonderful new Ad agency from some boys at The Spoof.com. Its this new way of writing Political Ads called Gerbil Slingi...

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Funny story: Will the Real Tea Party Please Stand Up-For Itself

Will the Real Tea Party Please Stand Up-For Itself

The original founder of the Tea Party, Karl Denninger, is on a rant about something these days. Seems his original Tea Party movement was taken over by wealthy interests, and he claims they are espousing ideals he says he's never really embraced. Cla...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Sarah Palin Says "Ya Know Gosh Darnit, It Looks Like My Little Bristol Just Ain't No Jennifer Grey Now Is She?"

Dancing With The Stars: Sarah Palin Says "Ya Know Gosh Darnit, It Looks Like My Little Bristol Just Ain't No Jennifer Grey Now Is She?"

HOLLYWOOD - Bristol Palin's Dancing With The Stars professional dance partner Mark Ballas has just about run out of tricks to try and help his partner Bristol Palin try and look a little bit better than last year's Kate "Graceless" Gosselin. This...

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Funny story: Scholars Say Palin Subject of Nostradamus Text

Scholars Say Palin Subject of Nostradamus Text

Over the centuries, scholars have toiled to unlock the meaning of the writings by sixteenth century French apothecary and seer Nostradamus. Since the Fall of 2008, experts have watched in awe as three of Nostradamus' quatrains have revealed their...

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Funny story: Prince Poppycock and Rush Limbaugh Spotted At A Jack-In-The-Box In San Francisco

Prince Poppycock and Rush Limbaugh Spotted At A Jack-In-The-Box In San Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO - GOP conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh, who makes $50 million a year, was seen having lunch at a local Jack-in-The-Box with one of this years finalists on America's Got Talent, Prince Poppycock. Melvin Doodlemist, who...

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Funny story: Barack Obama blamed for Tea party's underwear disaster

Barack Obama blamed for Tea party's underwear disaster

The Tea Party's underwear related problems continue to cause concern amongst its members, as it was announced today that Sarah Palin had accidentally put her panties on inside out. This incident is only the latest in a string of underwear problems...

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Funny story: Palin to Get New Title Before Election

Palin to Get New Title Before Election

What the title will be has not been settled, but one thing is definite, by Halloween Sarah Palin will no longer be referred to as "Former Vice Presidential Candidate, Sarah Palin." "She was the nominee for 67 days. How long do you leave a job you...

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Funny story: Palin to Have New Reality TV Show

Palin to Have New Reality TV Show

FOX announced today that former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is going to have her own Reality TV show starting later this fall. This show will be called "The Real Hockey Mom's of the Last Frontier" and will feature Sarah and all of her gir...

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