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Funny story: Formula 1ski heading for Russia

Formula 1ski heading for Russia

It appears F1 cars will soon be racing in Russia according to the Prime Minister Vladimir 'The Impaler' Putin, who has apparently done a deal to bring the sport to the Russian people claiming he has a secret driver ready to take on the pro's. Vlad...

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Funny story: Inflatable Russian Weapons 'No Threat To Security.'

Inflatable Russian Weapons 'No Threat To Security.'

Latest Russian attempts to make huge savings on military expenditure have been dismissed as "no threat" by a NATO expert. In the latest cost-cutting scheme the Russians have built a large range of inflatable miltary decoys - from tanks to entire r...

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Funny story: Beautiful Russian girls find man

Beautiful Russian girls find man

Following a world-wide search via the internet, beautiful Russian girls Irma and Annelida Weetabixski have found the man they were looking for. Irma - 26, long dark hair, likes tennis and the theatre said "We had popped down to the shops, and when...

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Funny story: Local Man E-Mails Sexually Alluring Scantily Clad Russian Girl

Local Man E-Mails Sexually Alluring Scantily Clad Russian Girl

After being constantly bombarded with internet advertisements featuring sexually alluring Russian girls who were apparently looking for him, local man, Martin Shuttlecock this morning bit the bullet and sent off an e-mail to a sexy Russian temptress...

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Funny story: Rahm Emanuel 'leaving White House to run for Moscow mule' - no, wait! - for Moscow Mayor!

Rahm Emanuel 'leaving White House to run for Moscow mule' - no, wait! - for Moscow Mayor!

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): The President's chief of stuff is to fulfill a long-held ambition to run for mayor in his home town of Moscow. The move comes amid a sudden vacancy following today's sacking of Yuri Luzhkov by Russian President Dim...

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Funny story: Putin puts on macho media roadshow crossbow fiasco

Putin puts on macho media roadshow crossbow fiasco

Russia's Prime Minister for life, Vladimir Putin has given his latest display of machismo - this time tracking endangered whales. Speeding across rough Pacific waters with his weapon in his hand, Mr Putin managed a media double whammy by enhancing...

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Funny story: Woman with Gorgeous Body like Anna Chapman Misses Flights Due to Excessive Full-Body Scans

Woman with Gorgeous Body like Anna Chapman Misses Flights Due to Excessive Full-Body Scans

Anna Fermanova, yet another Soviet-born beauty, has made headlines for being caught and charged with attempting to export defense articles on the United States Munitions list. What is more interesting than her being compared to Russian spy, Anna Chap...

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Funny story: Parasailing Donkey Had Something Stuck Up Its Arse

Parasailing Donkey Had Something Stuck Up Its Arse

Police in southern Russia are investigating allegations of animal cruelty after a donkey was made to parasail with something stuck up its arse, Russian media report. The donkey was sent up into the sky last week by entrepreneurs hoping to attract...

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Funny story: Brave Cameron dispenses with Foreign Orifice translators for Tuesday's White House summit

Brave Cameron dispenses with Foreign Orifice translators for Tuesday's White House summit

Washington AC/DC - (Specious Relationship News): The move flies in the face of official government guidelines insisting that interpreters are always present at top level state summits. New UK Prime Monster David Cameron has demanded the right to t...

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Funny story: Is Anna a Double Agent?

Is Anna a Double Agent?

Intelligence experts in Moscow and London are puzzling over whether the lovely Anna Chapman has been acting as a Double Agent in her dramatic spy activities. A clue has been discovered because of her urgent coded message to Channel 4 to put her on...

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Funny story: Russia keeps Anna

Russia keeps Anna

In a pitiful action Britain has given in to Russian pressure and stopped the beautiful spy Anna Chapman coming back to Britain. Her lover, Raoul Moat, knew she wasn't going to return and took his own life after being teased about it by heartless p...

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Funny story: Breaking Irony: Russians convicted over anti-Christian art exhibition; art tour to continue in Siberia

Breaking Irony: Russians convicted over anti-Christian art exhibition; art tour to continue in Siberia

Two men who organised a controversial art exhibition in Moscow have been found guilty by a Russian court of inciting hatred against religion. Andrei Yerofeyev and Yuri Samodurov had set up the anti- Christian 'Forbidden Art" exhibition at the Sakh...

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Funny story: US and Russia Swap Spies and Recipes

US and Russia Swap Spies and Recipes

A modern-day espionage story that started out steeped in drama and having all the trappings of a good old-fashioned Cold War diplomatic nightmare, has ended without a bang as officials from the United States and Russia agreed to swap spies and let by...

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Funny story: Freed Russian spies name Charles' Dacha Originals as terror shopfront

Freed Russian spies name Charles' Dacha Originals as terror shopfront

M25 Corridor - (BOGOF News): A secret MI5 whorehouse - er...safehouse! - debriefing has stunned anti-terror cops. Two of the Anna Chapman-swop Russian spies have grassed up a dissolute band of renegade organic produce peddlers behind Charles' Dac...

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Funny story: Obama Likes Sutygin for Chapman Trade

Obama Likes Sutygin for Chapman Trade

President Obama's first trade of his presidency looks like it will cement his place in history books as a "change instigator." "It looks like Obama is going to trade Anna Chapman and the rest of the arrested Russian spies for Igor Sutygin. He thi...

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Funny story: Spy swap: Anna for Soviet oil

Spy swap: Anna for Soviet oil

Secret talks between the CIA and Russia's intelligence service OGPU are close to a successful conclusion. The final deal is likely to be an exchange of Anna Chapman for enough Russian oil to replace that lost in the BP Gulf disaster. The Russia...

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Funny story: Car Keys in a Bowl? Yes, it's time for American - Russian Spy swapping party

Car Keys in a Bowl? Yes, it's time for American - Russian Spy swapping party

A prisoner swap is being planned to bring 10 suspected Russian spies back from the US, according to reports from Russia. America will be bringing along some spies and hor devours. The Russians offered to bring sushi but President Obama said "just...

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