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Funny story: Republicans Taking Shot at Killing Jobs

Republicans Taking Shot at Killing Jobs

Washington -- Republicans are making proposals that are sure to kill jobs faster than seen since George Bush's policies left the country bailing out two major car companies and Wall Street. "We want to extend the Bush Tax Cuts, because they will...

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Funny story: New Government Scheme Enacted, to with with Rep. and Tea Party

New Government Scheme Enacted, to with with Rep. and Tea Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Obama administration has done some great things. The stimulus measure stopped America from going into a deeper recession, and created hundreds of thousands of jobs. The healthcare plan will ensure coverage for the 20% of the po...

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Funny story: Putt-Putt Golf Course Found on Moon

Putt-Putt Golf Course Found on Moon

NASA - Images from the Cassini spacecraft of Saturn's moon Titan has researchers scratching their heads. Using enhanced radar imaging, a Putt-Putt golf course was discovered near the larger of the three lakes near Titan's South pole. "The lakes w...

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Funny story: Republicans Just Kidding About Massive Changes

Republicans Just Kidding About Massive Changes

In a surprising Washington rally this morning, Republican leaders announced they were just kidding when they promised to bring sweeping changes to the United States. They spoke to thousands of supporters who turned out for the event. Representat...

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Funny story: Glenn Beck Angry Key Republicans Willing to Work with Obama

Glenn Beck Angry Key Republicans Willing to Work with Obama

Key Republicans, John Boehner and Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell, have each issued statements that they are considering working alongside President Obama if it means making the country stronger. They want to work on reducing federal spending...

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Funny story: Olbermann May Return After Anger Management Classes

Olbermann May Return After Anger Management Classes

NEW YORK (AP) Several days after indefinitely suspending Keith Olbermann, host of the popular 'Countdown' program, MSNBC issued a press release outlining the conditions for his possible return. In addition to completing a course on anger managemen...

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Funny story: American Robin shellacks Northern Cardinal in Ohio's state bird election due to widespread voter apathy

American Robin shellacks Northern Cardinal in Ohio's state bird election due to widespread voter apathy

Just as the GOP seized the Governor's seat, Senate seat, and 13 of 18 House of Representative seats on November 2nd, the American Robin displaced the Northern Cardinal as Ohio's state bird this past week. The cardinal, Cardinalis Cardinalis, had h...

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Funny story: Republicans Begin Search for New War

Republicans Begin Search for New War

Buoyed by the Republican Party's victories in the mid-term elections, likely House Speaker John ("Weepy") Boehner (R-Ohio) pledged to find a new war for America: "Let's face it," said Boehner, "The American people became totally bored by the wars in...

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Funny story: Republicans Gain But Nutbags Shown the Door

Republicans Gain But Nutbags Shown the Door

While election results in the mid term U.S. congress roll in, it became clear that the Republican party would make strong gains in the house but not as much in the senate. Most notably however, was the ouster of most wide right tea party candidates...

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Funny story: John Boehner Trying to Act Like He Isn't from Washington

John Boehner Trying to Act Like He Isn't from Washington

Washington--John Boehner was in Ohio this weekend trying to get Republicans fired up to vote November 2. "Do you feel Washington is listening to you?" Boehner screamed into the microphone, while looking at a reflection of himself. "I think Was...

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Funny story: Republicans support NRA and a right to live

Republicans support NRA and a right to live

The National Rifle Association is spearheading a class action lawsuit against Gov. Richard Daley and the State of Arizona on behalf of over 30 thousand family members of homicide victims who were not allowed to possess firearms in public. McDonal...

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Funny story: Republicans Argue For a Better Tax System

Republicans Argue For a Better Tax System

Washington - Republican senator David Kyl argues that he does not agree with Democrats raising taxes for the rich while religious institutions keep owing the American People a tax debt of over 700 trillion dollars for the last two centuries of tax e...

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Funny story: White, Male, Heterosexual Pygmy Dwarfs More Likely To Vote Republican

White, Male, Heterosexual Pygmy Dwarfs More Likely To Vote Republican

The Washington based Pew Institute published a report yesterday that revealed the results of a nationwide survey of white, male, heterosexual pgymy dwarfs. In that comprehensive survey that included 2000 little men, all over the age of 18 and no tal...

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Funny story: Republicans Think Two Percent Is A Lot

Republicans Think Two Percent Is A Lot

Washington D.C.--Republicans are protesting National Public Radio's firing of Juan Williams. "Sure, he made some really bigoted comments about Muslims, and what it meant for him to fear for his life when he saw one that looked Muslim, but he only...

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Funny story: With Driver's Ed Course Republican Leaders Hope to Avoid Slippery Slope

With Driver's Ed Course Republican Leaders Hope to Avoid Slippery Slope

Characterized in recent months as The Slurpee Sippers who idly watched as the economy slid down the proverbial ditch, Republican leaders have decided to fight back through education. Driver's Education, that is. Seven high ranking Republican...

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Funny story: Ron Johnson Admits He's a Bad Accountant

Ron Johnson Admits He's a Bad Accountant

Oshkosh, WI--Republican Senate nominee Ron Johnson admitted that he isn't a very good accountant. "I was the accountant when my company PACUR used government money to expand the business. I really didn't know how to put the government money on th...

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Funny story: Republicans Say Americans Want the Rich to Succeed

Republicans Say Americans Want the Rich to Succeed

Watch any Republican political ad on television and you'll hear one of two messages. Either the deficit needs to be reduced and they are the ones to do it, or government is too big and they are the ones who will pare it back. In either case, what you...

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