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Funny story: Celtic And Rangers Put Troubled Past Behind Them

Celtic And Rangers Put Troubled Past Behind Them

Glasgow Celtic and Glasgow Rangers football clubs, known as The Old Firm, have announced today that they are to put their differences aside, in a bid to form a new long-reaching alliance for the better of Scottish football, and for Scotland in genera...

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Funny story: Muslim Forklift Driver Sues Supermarket over Alcohol Handling

Muslim Forklift Driver Sues Supermarket over Alcohol Handling

A Saudi Arabian immigrant from Derby-on-Sea is suing a supermarket monopoly for religious discrimination after he was asked to handle crates of alcohol against his spiritual beliefs. Mohammed Ahmed, a former Mecca Ballroom pole dancer, now a resi...

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Funny story: Religious Scholar Avoids Schism

Religious Scholar Avoids Schism

London UK: At the eleventh hour for the Anglican church, a new hero has been found for the Liberals who has single handedly halted the potential disaster of all out schism. Religious scholar and theologian The very Reverend Clarence Minceright has...

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Funny story: 'My faith in getting away with it' as Blair tries satire on US TV show

'My faith in getting away with it' as Blair tries satire on US TV show

America - (AssoCIAted Mess): Former UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has turned to a stint at satire in a bid to polish up his putrid, JP Morgan money-grubbing, tarnished image. He will appear as the star attraction on Thursday's The Daily Show with Jo...

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Funny story: German Roman Catholic Pope Tells French to Use Algorhythmn to Make More Catholics!

German Roman Catholic Pope Tells French to Use Algorhythmn to Make More Catholics!

Celibate Roman Catholic Popes have been telling married faithful to use the rhythm method of family planning also known as Vatican Roulette for centuries. Large catholic families have brought home to Rome great mounds of money from this unscientific...

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Funny story: On Phrase 'God Made Dirt, Dirt Don't Hurt': God swears "I never said that!"

On Phrase 'God Made Dirt, Dirt Don't Hurt': God swears "I never said that!"

God, long-mute on many issues, recently broke His silence to give an interview with Charlie Gibson. In a deep and cavernous tone (and apparently nursing a hangover) the Almighty specifically addressed the phrase 'God made dirt, dirt don't hurt':...

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Funny story: Old Mother Hubbard to sue her son years after his death

Old Mother Hubbard to sue her son years after his death

Old Mother Hubbard, perhaps best remembered as the lady who went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, has decided to take her son to the High Court over 20 years after his death because of the anguish and bad publicity his actions have caused...

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Funny story: Rockall Celebrates Patron Saint's Day

Rockall Celebrates Patron Saint's Day

Rockall this week celebrated the feast day of our venerated patron, St. Rupert the Killjoy, a sixth century Hebridean missionary who brought Christianity to the sacred isle. Bunting and banners festooned the streets on Tuesday as the Fighting Dog...

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Funny story: Good Vibrations

Good Vibrations

Japanese artist; Osaka Macok hás caused quite a stir with his alabaster creation of Jesus of Nazareth with a hard-on! The statue, which was displayed at a Gateshead (UK) Art Centre is allegedly responsible for a spurt in phallic sex toys.

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Funny story: Bible lost

Bible lost

A new edition of the Bible, which is said to contain references to modern life, rather than talk of coverting Oxen has been lost on a Laptop on the way to Rhyll. Macmillan, the publisher who are behind the new edition of the best selling book of a...

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Funny story: Mosques Go to 24 hour Prosrate through Window for Ramadan!

Mosques Go to 24 hour Prosrate through Window for Ramadan!

Mullahs looking for more moolah have conceived (they claim immaculately) of the innovative notion of the all day all night prostrate through prayer window open all month long during the holy month of Ramadan. Hard working Muslims who have not fou...

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Funny story: Millions of Muslims Prostrate Themselves Toward Mecca Without a Single Visible Crack! US Plumbers et al, Take Note!

Millions of Muslims Prostrate Themselves Toward Mecca Without a Single Visible Crack! US Plumbers et al, Take Note!

How is it possible that millions of devout Muslim can prostrate themselves numerous times daily across the globe and pray to Allah while facing Mecca and even the keenest observers have never seen a single Islamic butt crack!? If I were to count the number of enticing and yet many more repulsive experiences I have had with the unexpected appearance of the "bend down and crack a smile", it may very...

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Funny story: Use of Bibles in Homes Changing

Use of Bibles in Homes Changing

The International Bible and Scripture Society had done research indicating that the use of the family Bible (and Koran, Book of Mormon, and Torah) is changing in modern times. Society President Abraham Chavez offered the following: "It used to be...

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Funny story: Bishop's conference off to a showbiz start this morning

Bishop's conference off to a showbiz start this morning

Forget about gay members of the clergy, women bishops and vergers paying too much attention to their choirboys - this morning's Bishop's conference got off to a cracking, showbiz-style start.

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Funny story: Lambeth Conference Attended By No One!

Lambeth Conference Attended By No One!

Every ten years the eminences who lead the dioceses of the Church of England and its Anglican outposts around the globe gather to celebrate the strong communion of a church that has always maintained unity in diversity.

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Funny story: Christians launch new wiki-Bible

Christians launch new wiki-Bible

Christians all over the world are rejoicing in the launch of a new online Bible that can be edited to suit whatever they choose to believe in, at that point.

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Funny story: God's New Bestseller

God's New Bestseller

After the Bible and Koran, God has finally decided to write yet another bestseller. With a fan following which has no rival, the new book shall be translated into every language existing, including the dead ones.

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