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Funny story: Billions 'hush' as white people discover black people

Billions 'hush' as white people discover black people

An historic and unprecedented 'hush' descended throughout the world last Tuesday morning as nearly 7 billion people watched while then-president-elect Barack Obama was sworn in several times as the 44th President of the United States of America.

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Funny story: $1.8 billion Mall crowd estimate challenged; National Park Service alleges racism

$1.8 billion Mall crowd estimate challenged; National Park Service alleges racism

Current counts indicate that 1.8 billion persons, at least half of whom were black, packed into the Washington D.C. Mall on Tuesday to witness the historic inauguration of the nation's first African-American president. These results are being cha...

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Funny story: Idaho's Racist Cults Pollute Treasure Valley

Idaho's Racist Cults Pollute Treasure Valley

In some of the most pristine land in the world, Idaho's treasure valley has been admired and coveted for its clean air and crystal clear vistas. That is, until the smog crept in on sewer rat like feet. Pollution experts have been studying the phenome...

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Funny story: Mod Squad Revived to Investigate Racism among Royals and the Army too

Mod Squad Revived to Investigate Racism among Royals and the Army too

The MoD Squad from 60's TV have been called up to look into the suspicious appearance of racial intolerance in the armed forces and the Royals. Link, Julie and pete, the multuiracial and sexually ambivalent trio seem to be the perfect team of crime f...

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Funny story: Arrested For Calling His Dog

Arrested For Calling His Dog

A man was arrested today in Margate Kent after calling his dog in the local park. Mr W. Carrot, who was already down on his luck having just stepped in a steaming pile of dog poo while cleaning up his own pooch's mess, explained to our reporter:...

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Funny story: Racists, are they Monarchist?

Racists, are they Monarchist?

A well known, far right wing, public figure was heard by startled onlookers to address Prince Charles as 'Your Highness', in full view of elderly people and small children, several of whom were heard to gasp in shock. The anachronistic, right wing he...

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Funny story: General Secretary of BNP suspended for being a BNP member

General Secretary of BNP suspended for being a BNP member

The General Secretary of the BNP party in Britain, Nick Goebbals, has been suspended indefinitely from his position by the party's Chairman when it was revealed last night that he is a member of the right-wing and often alleged racist BNP party. C...

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Funny story: Polo, The New KKK?

Polo, The New KKK?

The Royal family's Polo Club has been added to the list of racist and possibly terrorist organizations. The Prince's of Polo, Harry and Will regularly refer to coloured teammates as Pakie and Sooty. Tapes reveal that Sambo and Nigga Jim have been use...

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Funny story: "This will be the death of her!" as Pakistani family sues royals for slander, defamation

"This will be the death of her!" as Pakistani family sues royals for slander, defamation

Buckingham Palace - (Smelling Salts Mess): The royal physician has warned about increasing the Queen's senile dementia medication yet again despite widespread fears a racist slur lawsuit will clean out the royal coffers. This morning legal papers...

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Funny story: Taliban Leader To Apologise For Racist Remark

Taliban Leader To Apologise For Racist Remark

A leading figure in the Taliban in Afghanistan, is to make an apology for a racist remark he made to a British soldier he encountered in a struggle between the two in Helmand province last November. Abdul Hanif, of no fixed address, was in charge...

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Funny story: Prince Harry tells midget "I'm sorry for calling you a Paki"

Prince Harry tells midget "I'm sorry for calling you a Paki"

The row about Prince Harry calling another soldier a "little Paki" is now officially over, the Palace has said. Speaking through a large aperture in its front door, St James Palace announced that the prince had apologised to the diminutive Pakista...

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Funny story: Prince Harry Pocket Money To Be Stopped

Prince Harry Pocket Money To Be Stopped

Heir to the throne, Prince Charles, has told journalists he was "disgusted" with the racist comments made by his son, Prince Harry, and that he has stopped his pocket money "to focus his mind". Speaking this morning from the balcony at Buckingham...

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Funny story: Harry's rehabilitation kicks off with 'Slumdog II' star role

Harry's rehabilitation kicks off with 'Slumdog II' star role

London - (Racist Ass Mess): Prince Harry's is to star in a Bollywood sequel 'Slumdog Millionaire II'. The offer to rehabilitate himself from a foul-mouthed racist Nazi thug to a multiculturally diverse-thinking ethnically-sensitive new puppet mona...

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Funny story: Prince Harry Liberates Millions Of Ordinary People Who Thought They Were Being Racist

Prince Harry Liberates Millions Of Ordinary People Who Thought They Were Being Racist

Prince Harry, the nation's favourite ginger-haired person, is being vaunted as a liberator this morning, after it was officially announced by the government that his racist comments about Pakis weren't racist at all, but just good, clean, wholesome f...

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Funny story: Army A Racist Institution - Shock, Horror

Army A Racist Institution - Shock, Horror

Hot on the heels of Prince Harry's racist video shame, in which he used such endearingly affectionate terms as 'Paki' and 'Raghead' come allegations that the army is a racist institution. Professor Finneas Fogg of Liverpool University (surely a co...

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Funny story: Stoke City Unveil New Sponsor: The BNP

Stoke City Unveil New Sponsor: The BNP

Stoke City football club, currently languishing precariously in 18th place in the Premier League, and undergoing something of a crisis at the moment, have unveiled their new shirt sponsors - the British National Party (BNP). Stoke, in the Potterie...

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Funny story: Barack Obama's Heritage Ignites Demonstrations In D.C.

Barack Obama's Heritage Ignites Demonstrations In D.C.

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A group calling itself "The Grays" rallied today in Washington, D.C. Calling for "an immediate end to the deception that has marginalized us for years," thousands of half black - half white people from around the country marched...

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