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Funny story: John Boehner Found Mummified in Tanning Bed

John Boehner Found Mummified in Tanning Bed

Washington D.C. - Speaker of the House, John Boehner, known for his orange hue and lack of spine when it comes to politics, was found this weekend in a dried-out, mummified state inside a tanning bed at a local salon. The Republican congressman fr...

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Funny story: As His Missteps Mount, Mets Manager Holds A Closed-Door Meeting With Himself

As His Missteps Mount, Mets Manager Holds A Closed-Door Meeting With Himself

Flushing, New York - New York Mets Manager Terry Collins was mad as hell at his team's subpar performance in recent weeks, much of which was caused by his own mistakes. So he called for a special closed-door meeting that excluded the media, the coach...

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Funny story: A hit with the voters?

A hit with the voters?

How many times have you heard it said? Our political system doesn't work because we only have two realistic options of who to vote for. One is for Eton educated toffs with extravagant duck houses on the lake in their front gardens, the other stands f...

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Funny story: Americans Debate whether they Get Stuff Done

Americans Debate whether they Get Stuff Done

Dateline: WASHINGTON-Politicians rallied on Get Stuff Done Day, to reassure the American people that their government is in working order. Many boasted of their accomplishments while in office, describing in great detail the stuff in question.

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Funny story: Internal polling shows I beat Joe Heck and Erin Bilbray

Internal polling shows I beat Joe Heck and Erin Bilbray

LAS VEGAS - With voters wanting something besides the pale platitudes that both major party candidates Joe Heck and Erin Bilbray are offering, I, Dominus Noster, decided to conduct my own internal polling. I polled a sample of all of my readers,...

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Funny story: White House Laments Roosevelt Didn't Have #HitlerSucks in 1940's, Could Have Shortened War

White House Laments Roosevelt Didn't Have #HitlerSucks in 1940's, Could Have Shortened War

Washington D.C. - Sixteen year-old White House Spokesman, Jay Carney, commented in today's presidential press briefing that it was a shame the Roosevelt administration didn't have the benefit of hashtags in the early days of World War II so they...

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Funny story: 'American Idol' Becomes Proving Ground for Future Politicians After Aiken Congressional Run

'American Idol' Becomes Proving Ground for Future Politicians After Aiken Congressional Run

Los Angeles - Ryan Seacrest announced this morning that, due to former American Idol finalist Clay Aiken's close results in his bid to win a congressional seat in North Carolina, the show would transition to a clearinghouse for all future politic...

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Funny story: Cameron: "Hey OAPS! I love Countdown too!"

Cameron: "Hey OAPS! I love Countdown too!"

David Cameron is to publicly state how much he enjoys Countdown, his slippers and a good ol' cuppa tea, to try and garner more votes from people who probably won't be around for the next general election. Cameron is on his second week of shameless...

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Funny story: Kansas Legislature Considers Bill Requiring Bras On Dairy Cattle

Kansas Legislature Considers Bill Requiring Bras On Dairy Cattle

Topeka, KS (Kansas City Star) - The Kansas state House of Representatives is currently debating bill HB666 that would at its essence require all dairy cows in the state to wear a brassiere. The bill was introduced by Representative Prudence Uptight,...

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Funny story: American Father Slashes Adopted Son's Pocket Money For Taking Neighbour's Garden!

American Father Slashes Adopted Son's Pocket Money For Taking Neighbour's Garden!

An American Father has slashed his adopted son's pocket money until he stops moving their fence further and further into their new next-door neighbour's garden. Last week Zak moved the fence to take back a small worthless section of land that's ow...

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Funny story: A Question Mark Hangs Over The Nation

A Question Mark Hangs Over The Nation

A party simply known as the '? Party' are set to run for Government at the next general elections, surprisingly making no promises, appearances or statements until the ballot boxes close. Under complete anonymity, someone or some group have thrown...

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Funny story: Local Worker Fired Over Half-Ass Work at Garbage Collection (Politics?)

Local Worker Fired Over Half-Ass Work at Garbage Collection (Politics?)

Billy Raymond of Studs, Georgia has been fired by the state government because he was reported as only doing his job in a half-ass way. Raymond was the second worker fired this week after Chester Moleturd became victim number one earlier. "Wa...

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Funny story: NHL melts down the Stanley Cup to promote player safety

NHL melts down the Stanley Cup to promote player safety

Toronto, Ontario - The Stanley Cup is no more. The professional sports world's most iconic championship trophy has been recast into dozens of personal "Support Stanleys" - individual-sized cups designed to shield a player's privates from th...

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Funny story: Weiner and Boehner Mocked Then Argue At Local Fast Food Restaurant

Weiner and Boehner Mocked Then Argue At Local Fast Food Restaurant

Washington D.C. - Yesterday former U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner and current U.S. House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner were each mocked about their names and then got into an argument over which of them was bullied more as a child. The tw...

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Funny story: Obama Institutes New "Supremest Court" Which Overturns Supreme Court Ruling Allowing for Unlimited Campaign Contributions, Except as to Democratic Campaigns

Obama Institutes New "Supremest Court" Which Overturns Supreme Court Ruling Allowing for Unlimited Campaign Contributions, Except as to Democratic Campaigns

Buoyed by the phenomenal success of the top-secret federal court that oversees government surveillance, President Obama, in a bold executive move, recently instituted another special court, this one devoted exclusively to the interpretation of campai...

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Funny story: Russian, Ukraine Oligarchs Congratulate U.S. Elites

Russian, Ukraine Oligarchs Congratulate U.S. Elites

On Wednesday, Chief Justice John Roberts Jr., told the nation it was unconstitutional to say that a rich person could only give a total of $123,200 to congressional campaigns each election cycle, and to limit money going into political parties and po...

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Funny story: Koch Brothers Name 2014 Candidate Selections

Koch Brothers Name 2014 Candidate Selections

Was Wednesday's Supreme Court ruling a late April Fool's joke? No! The 5-4 vote further eliminated limits on the amount of money an individual donor can contribute to elections, just as the election season is heating up. Charles and David Koch...

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