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Funny story: Mr Blobby to Join Cabinet

Mr Blobby to Join Cabinet

Westminster Today - David Cameron today made an important change to his cabinet, when he offered Mr Blobby the post of Chief Secretary to the Treasury. The post became vacant when David Laws resigned over his expenses and his successor Danny Alexa...

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Funny story: CGT causing home-owners to writhe in agony

CGT causing home-owners to writhe in agony

The Government is mulling over the possiblity of an increase in the CGT (Cheeky Gits' Tax). Government officials agree that the CGT is usually only 'fiddled' with at the end of the 'fiscal' year but the coalition government want it increased from...

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Funny story: Queen's speech: Tories set out bold plans for Government

Queen's speech: Tories set out bold plans for Government

The Queen's speech set out the first 18 days of the coalition government. An announcement that there were to be 'sweeping changes', shocked many custodians, janitors and cleaners around the country. Spokesman 'Billy Broomhead' said, "Why us? Wha...

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Funny story: Uganda Requests Return Of Gay Nationals living in the UK

Uganda Requests Return Of Gay Nationals living in the UK

As strange as it may sound 98 per cent of Ugandan gay asylum-seekers to the U.K. are returned home, most likely to a fate of death or persecution. In a "hard-hitting" U.K. study, handed to the Home Secretary Theresa May, it was stated that asylum...

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Funny story: Government finally set to release Conga Etiquette Guidelines

Government finally set to release Conga Etiquette Guidelines

Following a number of high profile incidents, the UK Government is to issue a handbook detailing the etiquette and guidelines of the wedding reception favourite dance, the Conga. The dance, invented by William Conga, Duke of Arbroath in 1912, has...

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Funny story: Copy of Tuesday's Queen's Peach found in Kings Cross lav

Copy of Tuesday's Queen's Peach found in Kings Cross lav

London - (Rioters): The dog poo-smeared royal document was dumped inside a Thameslink Gents this evening. An accompanying official envelope had We Are Not Amused scrawled in blood. A sneak preview of the contents shows a mixed bag of Old Tory...

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Funny story: Mad Abbot Enters Leadership Race

Mad Abbot Enters Leadership Race

Former Saturday night TV variety musician and all-round entertainer Russ Abbot has joined the Labour leadership contest. The surprise announcement from Abbot comes at a critical juncture for Labour after the shock defeat in the 2010 General Electi...

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Funny story: HIPS to be scrapped or taxed

HIPS to be scrapped or taxed

How low can the government stoop? Now HIPS are to be scrapped, or perhaps taxed. If you already own your own HIPS, hang on to them as long as you can, no matter how much pain you find yourself in. It is not yet known if, when the government decides to SCRAP HIPS, it will allow those who have already been fitted with HIPS to keep them or whether all artificial HIPS will be recalled. Peopl...

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Funny story: Taxpayer expense: Re-elected Labour MP Eric Illsley charged over charges, especially those for young male 'escorts', political advisors and other whores

Taxpayer expense: Re-elected Labour MP Eric Illsley charged over charges, especially those for young male 'escorts', political advisors and other whores

A Labour MP who was only returned to the Commons in the general election earlier this month is to face prosecution over his Parliamentary expenses, made at taxpayer expense. Eric Illsley faces three charges under the Theft Act on suspicion of dis...

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Funny story: Good Lord almighty, LibCon Lords go large

Good Lord almighty, LibCon Lords go large

The House of Lords has 707 eligible perrs of which 211 take the Labour whip. Despite the fact that these 211 suffered 350 defeats in the last session of Parliament, CamClegg Incorporated need to make another couple of hundred ConDem peers to address...

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Funny story: Left-wing Brits "growing impatient" while waiting for Cameron to be massively evil

Left-wing Brits "growing impatient" while waiting for Cameron to be massively evil

Britain's left-leaning population is "fed up" with David Cameron's refusal to commit any significantly nasty acts, according to a report released today. With the BBC still intact, the NHS not yet reduced to an ineffective shell of its former self...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown plans revenge for electoral defeat

Gordon Brown plans revenge for electoral defeat

London, Sunday. Following his less than dignified fall from grace in the national election recently, former PM Gordon Brown, in a fit of pique, has declared that he will raise a people's militia and seize control of Scotland. "I'll have my vengea...

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Funny story: Order! Order!

Order! Order!

For our overseas readers and writers, the Speaker of the House of Commons utters these words to silence the Commons. The position of Speaker goes back to the 14th century and it is possibly the most respected post in the United Kingdom. The curren...

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Funny story: Cameron's Lib-Con 5% Pay Cut Welcomed by Oliver Letwin

Cameron's Lib-Con 5% Pay Cut Welcomed by Oliver Letwin

Oliver Letwin - the Minister of State at Cabinet Office, Policy, in David Cameron's new Con-Lib Coalition Cabinet, is quite happy to take the 5% pay cut imposed on the Cabinet by the new Prime Minister, writes Westminster Editor James Ivory Merchant.

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Funny story: Tories begin to show true colours (and it's not blue)

Tories begin to show true colours (and it's not blue)

Despite Cameron's commitment to looking after the "poor, weak and slovenly" of his new Kingdom, the Conservatives are already demonstrating that these unfortunates are at the forefront of plans to start recouping the country's huge cash deficit. A...

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Funny story: Olympic Budget Slashed By Coalition

Olympic Budget Slashed By Coalition

After the smiles came the cuts. And none bigger than the cut to the Olympic budget. The new Coalition Government has wasted no time in making cuts to public expenditure. The Olympics were won at a considerable cost to the nation. Now George Osbour...

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Funny story: Nigeria ex-governor James Ibori 'freed on condition he will serve as Chancellor of the Exchequer'

Nigeria ex-governor James Ibori 'freed on condition he will serve as Chancellor of the Exchequer'

Nigerian political powerbroker James Ibori has reportedly been freed on bail in Dubai, where he was arrested on corruption charges, pending his acceptance of a position in the new British coalition Cabinet: Chancellor of the Exchequer. The former...

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