Labour leadership hopefuls David and Ed Miliband have confirmed that profits from their latest album will be given to charity. The brothers have released a greatest hits CD covering six album's worth of tracks from their successful but controversi...
Nick Clegg, deputy Prime Minister and Liberal Democrat leader, has taken over the top job from David Cameron who is on holiday. It is the first time a Liberal has been acting as Prime Minister since 1922 so these are historic days. Formerly called...
LONDON: The Con-Lib Dem coalition government denied that it was proposing to scrap the 'free-milk' for school kids. PM Cameron's office said it planned to continue giving free milk each school day to children under the age of 5. Mr.Cameron's spoke...
Plans being hatched in the hidden dungeons of an evil empire to wrest bottles of milk from children under 6 have been dropped by the controller of the snatch organisers. Fooled into believing the rulers of this empire had been absorbed by spirits...
The Conservative/Lib Dem coalition is about to be re-branded according to Downing Street. It has recently been described as the "Brokeback" coalition - a hilarious reference to the close working relationship between David Cameron and Nick Clegg. T...
The time has come to confess all. It is amazing how a fantasy can take hold in a country and become 'the truth'. Of course, there was no Coalition between the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats. People really fell for that. I mean, it was jus...
Westminster: London 27th July 1066 - As if further proof were even needed that the existing UK Coalition Government are more manic that a coach load of blind lesbians in a fish market, today's announcement by the Home Secretary, Teresa May finally pr...
With the contenders for the leadership of the Labour Party battling it out across the country, we thought now would be an ideal time to answer the most frequently asked questions that we have received about this contest: How do you become candidates? Successful leadership candidates have to be nominated by 12.5% of the Parliamentary Labour Party, past and present. Votes from deceased MP's c...
Signs of stress for the Coalition Government are beginning to emerge. Rumours that David and Nicky are not satisfying each other have troubled Tory Backbenchers. 'It's because Nicky is always a bit too wet' said one 'David likes his drier in my ex...
Call me Dave has had a torrid time in the US. The poor guy must be really exhausted after weeks spent turning the UK upside down and back again. It must have been exhaustion that made him, mistakenly, bring the USA into WW2 a year before they ac...
Society at large has quashed the political myth of a "Big Society" as expounded by the Con-Dem All (Conservative - Lib Dem Alliance). Society, who's very existence had been questioned by a former Tory Prime Minister, made its views known in a seri...
George Wasborn, Chancellor of the Exchequer was interviewed today, by our unpaid reporter Inchcock Chambers, to try and get a true feeling for the nations flock, about the true intentions of the current Government. Inchcock was led to the office for the interview by a burly, earpiece wearing security guard, (who kept smiling and growling at him), and handed him over to Wasborn, sat behind a wal...
In progressive moves the Coalition Government is moving rapidly to deal with the deficit. In the firing line are the Police, Prisons and Schools. 'Let's face it' said Business Minister, Vince Cable, backed by Minister of Justice Ken Clarke 'we hav...
Once more a politician pours oil onto the burning facade of his own creation and cries out,'It wasn't my fault guv, it was his. Poor Gawd Blimey, he never realised the fundamental truth, your SCOTTISH man! Did you really think you could be P.M. fo...
The coalition Government has announced the first in a series of measures that will lead to the hammering home of nails into the lid of the NHS coffin. Within 3 years time, the ConDems have announced that they will be putting all the cash into the...
Tired of MPs yelling at each other during debates, much like children on the schoolyard, John Berkow,Speaker of The House of Commons is said to be thinking of following the methods of reprimanding individuals used by football referees. John Berkow...
The government are currently assessing proposals to how State Pensions are calculated, with plans to move away from the age-assessment which has been in place since everything was in black and white and before the smile was invented. Working from...
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