Lynwood Jail - (Ass Mess): Untreated bulimic Paris Hilton is said to be under 24/7 observation once again at Lynwood Jail after raising anorexia fears.
Lynwood, CA. In a surprisingly candid interview with MSNBC's Matt Lauer, Paris Hilton today announced her endorsement of Ron Paul's (R-TX) candidacy. Speaking from a jail pay phone to Lauer, who was in New York City, Hilton explained she was...
A wax effigy of Paris Hilton, complete in prison garb, is to go on display in Madame Tussauds "Chamber of Horrors".
Scientists and philosophers at UCLA were given a grant a few months ago to find out just, what the problem is, with young up and coming starlets. UCLA are pondering issues such as: why are successful, young Hollywood starlets, acting in such an outra...
Hollywood, California - Paris Hilton's other half, Nicole Richie, was spotted for a night out on the town wearing a huge rock on her ring finger, leaving those to speculate if she is engaged. Rumor it has she is also pregnant because the party al...
Lynwood Jail, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Jailed socialite Paris Hilton has blamed hexed reproductive organs for her terrible dilemma and has asked attorneys to arrange an immediate hospital vagina transplant following her scheduled release from jail t...
LA, Monday - Troubled heiress Paris Hilton's stay in prison took an unexpected twist in the early hours of Monday morning.
A group from Lisbon is asking web users around the globe to vote on the latest list of Seven Wonders of the World. Voters will have until early July to cast their ballots to determine which seven man made objects created before the year 2000 will be...
Los Angeles, California - MaterCard announced today that it would be contracting Paris Hilton to be their next spokesperson endorsing their credit and debit card right after her release from prison.
Yes, you heard it right, a group that monitors abuse in the prison systems has requested that Paris Hilton come before their board and relay her incarceration experience. Paris who's only serving 45 days maximum probably didn't get the same t...
When he heard that Congressman William Jefferson had been indicted on bribery charges, former President William Jefferson Clinton felt that his own name was toast. He quickly changed it to former President John Doe Clinton.
The five New York crime families have voted Paris Hilton's mug shot the best ever. The five families; Massino (Formally The Bonnanos), Colombo, Gambino, Genovese, Lucchese; have just met in Hidden, upper New York State, for the 45th annual Omerta...
Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Inmates at the Lynwood Correctional Facility say that ever since Paris Hilton joined them staff have started to shower with them and given them extra rations of intimate lubricants for steamy prison sauna sessions.
There I was in class, tinkering on my MacBook with a rampant attack on Paris Hilton for "The Spoof".
In an impressive decision taken by the lie-ers of Paris Hilton and Paris herself, has left many judges and police confused.
Jail officials, psychologists and even Paris Hilton herself proclaim that she has been fully rehabilitated and is no longer a threat to society.
Stan Lee, of marvel comic fame is developing a cartoon out of Paris Hilton and the whirling dervish of a life she leads. The character is reported to be similar to the Pamela Anderson animated series Striperella.
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