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Funny story: Paris Hilton Endorses Ron Paul

Paris Hilton Endorses Ron Paul

Lynwood, CA. In a surprisingly candid interview with MSNBC's Matt Lauer, Paris Hilton today announced her endorsement of Ron Paul's (R-TX) candidacy. Speaking from a jail pay phone to Lauer, who was in New York City, Hilton explained she was...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Immortalised

Paris Hilton Immortalised

A wax effigy of Paris Hilton, complete in prison garb, is to go on display in Madame Tussauds "Chamber of Horrors".

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Funny story: Scientists Isolate Paris Hilton's Hypnotic "PHactor"

Scientists Isolate Paris Hilton's Hypnotic "PHactor"

Scientists and philosophers at UCLA were given a grant a few months ago to find out just, what the problem is, with young up and coming starlets. UCLA are pondering issues such as: why are successful, young Hollywood starlets, acting in such an outra...

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Funny story: Nicole Richie Engaged and Pregnant?

Nicole Richie Engaged and Pregnant?

Hollywood, California - Paris Hilton's other half, Nicole Richie, was spotted for a night out on the town wearing a huge rock on her ring finger, leaving those to speculate if she is engaged. Rumor it has she is also pregnant because the party al...

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Funny story: Paris blames hexed vagina ahead of transplant

Paris blames hexed vagina ahead of transplant

Lynwood Jail, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Jailed socialite Paris Hilton has blamed hexed reproductive organs for her terrible dilemma and has asked attorneys to arrange an immediate hospital vagina transplant following her scheduled release from jail t...

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Funny story: Exposed! Jailbird Paris Stuffs Pussy

Exposed! Jailbird Paris Stuffs Pussy

LA, Monday - Troubled heiress Paris Hilton's stay in prison took an unexpected twist in the early hours of Monday morning.

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Funny story: Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

A group from Lisbon is asking web users around the globe to vote on the latest list of Seven Wonders of the World. Voters will have until early July to cast their ballots to determine which seven man made objects created before the year 2000 will be...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton picks up MasterCard as first major commercial endorsement since her incarceration

Paris Hilton picks up MasterCard as first major commercial endorsement since her incarceration

Los Angeles, California - MaterCard announced today that it would be contracting Paris Hilton to be their next spokesperson endorsing their credit and debit card right after her release from prison.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, New Advocate for Prisoners Rights?

Paris Hilton, New Advocate for Prisoners Rights?

Yes, you heard it right, a group that monitors abuse in the prison systems has requested that Paris Hilton come before their board and relay her incarceration experience. Paris who's only serving 45 days maximum probably didn't get the same t...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton, Paris Hilton, Others Change Their Names

Bill Clinton, Paris Hilton, Others Change Their Names

When he heard that Congressman William Jefferson had been indicted on bribery charges, former President William Jefferson Clinton felt that his own name was toast. He quickly changed it to former President John Doe Clinton.

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Funny story: 5 NYC Mafia Families Vote Paris Best Mug Shot

5 NYC Mafia Families Vote Paris Best Mug Shot

The five New York crime families have voted Paris Hilton's mug shot the best ever. The five families; Massino (Formally The Bonnanos), Colombo, Gambino, Genovese, Lucchese; have just met in Hidden, upper New York State, for the 45th annual Omerta...

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Funny story: Inmates say Hilton has prompted prison staff to shower with them

Inmates say Hilton has prompted prison staff to shower with them

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Inmates at the Lynwood Correctional Facility say that ever since Paris Hilton joined them staff have started to shower with them and given them extra rations of intimate lubricants for steamy prison sauna sessions.

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Funny story: Email Blooper

Email Blooper

There I was in class, tinkering on my MacBook with a rampant attack on Paris Hilton for "The Spoof".

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Funny story: Paris in for sex change?

Paris in for sex change?

In an impressive decision taken by the lie-ers of Paris Hilton and Paris herself, has left many judges and police confused.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Fully Rehabilitated

Paris Hilton Fully Rehabilitated

Jail officials, psychologists and even Paris Hilton herself proclaim that she has been fully rehabilitated and is no longer a threat to society.

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Funny story: Stan Lee is Making a Cartoon Out of Paris Hilton

Stan Lee is Making a Cartoon Out of Paris Hilton

Stan Lee, of marvel comic fame is developing a cartoon out of Paris Hilton and the whirling dervish of a life she leads. The character is reported to be similar to the Pamela Anderson animated series Striperella.

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Funny story: North Korea Offers Arms for Paris Hilton

North Korea Offers Arms for Paris Hilton

North Korea has made a new and unusual offer in ongoing negotiations over their nuclear arsenal. A negotiator for Kim Jong Il reportedly said that the rogue leader is quite fond of US celebrity Paris Hilton

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