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Funny story: 41 Year Old Woman Qualifies For Olympics

41 Year Old Woman Qualifies For Olympics

41 year old swimmer Dara Torres has been to every Olympics but 2004 since 1984. She just qualified again for the 2008 games in China and will probably swim in three different events (and should medal in at least two of them).

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Funny story: Chinese Nix Olympic Games for Sarkozy

Chinese Nix Olympic Games for Sarkozy

China Daily, Beijing, wrote that "Chinese people do not want French President Nicolas Sarkozy to attend the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics," & they cited an internet survey as the source for this will of the masses. The...

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Funny story: Chinese Rickshaw Driver Aims For Marathon Gold

Chinese Rickshaw Driver Aims For Marathon Gold

A Beijing rickshaw driver has set his sights on Olympic gold in the unforgiving marathon event vowing not only to win the race but also to pick up fares as he conquers the gruelling 26 mile course.

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Funny story: Medal winning places extended at this year's Olympics

Medal winning places extended at this year's Olympics

To help prevent ill feeling, tears and general lowliness, it has been decided that in an era of goodwill to all men, peace and reconciliation, international co-operation and a mad man running Zimbabwe, the medal award positions will be greatly extend...

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Funny story: New events approved just in time for Beijing Olympics

New events approved just in time for Beijing Olympics

In a surprise move mere weeks before the start of the Olympic games in Beijing, the International Olympic Committee have announced the inclusion of some extra events to broaden the appeal for television watchers of the games throughout the world.

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Funny story: Dwain Chambers In 'Third Leg Shock'

Dwain Chambers In 'Third Leg Shock'

Dwain Chambers, the British sprinter, is this morning involved in another cheating scandal after it was revealed the drugs cheat had tried to gain an unfair advantage over other competitors by growing a '...

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Funny story: Chicago a Contender for 2016 Olympics

Chicago a Contender for 2016 Olympics

For the 2016 Olympics Chicago, Illinois has been selected as one of the four finalist cities. Chicago is an obvious choice for the Olympics because of it's high murder and crime rate as well as an overall ghetto feeling.

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Funny story: Blake and Roddick: Table Tennis Dream Team for Beijing

Blake and Roddick: Table Tennis Dream Team for Beijing

The coach of the men's national table tennis team, Teodor Gheorghe, has announced that star tennis players James Blake and Andy Roddick will be partnering for the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Blake and Roddick will be suiting up as doubles partners for...

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Funny story: London 2012 Para Olympics Will Go Ahead Despite Survey

London 2012 Para Olympics Will Go Ahead Despite Survey

Shocked London officials revealed today that the Para Olympics will still go ahead in London in 2012 following a survey which revealed that most people actually watch it for the "laugh" value.

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Funny story: IOC Announces Dog Walking as Olympic Sport

IOC Announces Dog Walking as Olympic Sport

The Olympic committee has announced that dog walking will be a trial sport at the Beijing Olympics, limited to ladies only and performed dogless.

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Funny story: Dissident Executions To Be New Olympic Sport

Dissident Executions To Be New Olympic Sport

The People's Republic of China today announced that a new field event was to be included in the Olymic Games - the shooting of dissidents.

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Funny story: Scandal rocks Special Olympics

Scandal rocks Special Olympics

A scandal has rocked the organising committee of the Beijing Special Olympics.

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Funny story: The End of Pandering to the Olympic Torch

The End of Pandering to the Olympic Torch

A panda yesterday accidentally sat on the Olympic torch rendering it impossible to retrieve it without surgery.

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Funny story: Is Recent Quake in Sichuan Province in China a Foreboding for the Beijing Olympic Games?

Is Recent Quake in Sichuan Province in China a Foreboding for the Beijing Olympic Games?

The recent earthquake in southwestern China, specifically, in the capitol and vicinity of Chengdu of Sichuan Province has already killed over 20,000. There may be 30,000 additional deaths. Over 70,000 have been injured and many are still unaccounted...

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Funny story: U.S. Women's Olympic soccer team drops sports bra sponsorship after Chinese government orders them to keep their shirts on

U.S. Women's Olympic soccer team drops sports bra sponsorship after Chinese government orders them to keep their shirts on

Beijing, China - In order to comply with the highly censored and strict Chinese government run TV standards, the U.S. women's Olympic soccer team had to sign an agreement that they would not remove their shirts on the field or anytime during a so...

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Funny story: America and Britain to Boycott the Olympics Due to Japanese Participation

America and Britain to Boycott the Olympics Due to Japanese Participation

The governments of the United States and Great Britain today announce a formal boycott of the Chinese Olympics, due to the participation of a team from Japan.

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Funny story: Chinese Earthquake Destroys New Olympic Stadium

Chinese Earthquake Destroys New Olympic Stadium

An earthquake measuring 7.8 on the Richter Scale has devastated an area of China and 'totally' demolished the stadium specially built to stage the Olympic Games which start in Beijing in August.

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