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Funny story: Quack doctor busted

Quack doctor busted

London - (Associated Mess): The consultant at the heart of an eight year quackery investigation about the MMR triple vaccine's link to congenital stupidity is to face gross professional misconduct charges after UK cops found he had been bankroll...

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Funny story: Charles was warned bigamy might be marriage impediment

Charles was warned bigamy might be marriage impediment

London - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): Official state documents dating from John Major's administration in 1996 have been released today showing that the Pretender to the UK Throne Charles Windsor was warned as far back as 1980 that bigamy might...

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Funny story: Margaret's baubles auction to pay off Special Branch

Margaret's baubles auction to pay off Special Branch

London - (Associated Mess): Jewellery and other memorabilia belonging to the late Princess Margaret is being auctioned off in London next week in the hope that it will raise enough money for her heirs to pay off the Metropolitan Police's Specia...

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Funny story: Geldof Live8½ benefit for drought-stricken London?

Geldof Live8½ benefit for drought-stricken London?

London - (Associated Mess): Bob Geldof is rumoured to be crisis talks today to stage a new Live8 benefit gig in London's Hype Park to alleviate the suffering of the six million drought-stricken Londoners facing imminent water rationing.

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Funny story: Thatcher demise 'imminent'

Thatcher demise 'imminent'

London - (Associated Mess): UK military top brass and spook chiefs have finalised arrangements for Margaret Thatcher's funeral, to co-incide with the day after the England football team thrashes Germany 3-0 at the World Cup in Munich.

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Funny story: Euro-Septic Tories apoplectic as giant poppy blooms in Victoria

Euro-Septic Tories apoplectic as giant poppy blooms in Victoria

Victoria Station, London SW1 - (Associated Mess): A mass breakout of hysteria has erupted at the Conservative Party's Euro-Septic stink-tank in London this morning following news that yet another apocalyptic omen had manifested in central Londo...

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Funny story: G8 Countries launch radical aid package for Africa

G8 Countries launch radical aid package for Africa

Today in London, the G8 countries showed the world that they mean to help Africa out of its current dilemma with a series of aid packages designed to bring relief to poverty, homelessness and unemployment.

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Funny story: Home Office bungles News International sweat shop rescue

Home Office bungles News International sweat shop rescue

London - Last week, Police and Home Office officials bungled the rescue of 66 illegal immigrants from the clutches of one of Britain's seediest employers.

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Funny story: Ratzinger exorcism for Cherie amid 6/6/6 Revelation fears

Ratzinger exorcism for Cherie amid 6/6/6 Revelation fears

London (Associated Mess): The Prime Monster's official spokesman has confirmed this morning that Tony and Cherie Blair, currently holidaying at the P2 Travel Lodge Inn just outside Rome's Via Dolorosa, are due for a 'very special meetin...

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Funny story: Assassinating George Galloway "morally justified" - Tony Blair

Assassinating George Galloway "morally justified" - Tony Blair

London -- (Associated Mess): Downing Street hit back at maverick Euro-Septic Respect Party MP George Galloway today by stating unequivocally that it would be "morally justified" for one of Cherie's personal hit-men to "take out&...

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Funny story: Cherie autographs Dodgy Dossier for Bush's Skull 'N' Bones fundraiser

Cherie autographs Dodgy Dossier for Bush's Skull 'N' Bones fundraiser

Downing Street, London SW1 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): The Prime Minister's official spokesman confirmed this morning that the original copy of the famous 2002 WMD 'Dodgy Dossier' has been autographed by the PM's wife Cherie who...

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Funny story: Camilla samples Chelsea's Cannabis Sativa garden

Camilla samples Chelsea's Cannabis Sativa garden

London, Monday 22 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Horticulture fans were stunned today at the start of the 2006 Chelsea Flower Show when VIP visitor Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall was found crashed out in one of the show gardens after sampling one of...

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Funny story: Euan Blair quarantined in London

Euan Blair quarantined in London

London, Saturday 20 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Tony Blair's eldest son Euan has left his Washington DC internship abruptly and returned back to London for a reported six months period of quarantine and convalescence after compulsory NHS anti-r...

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Funny story: Illegal immigrant found working in Buckingham Palace

Illegal immigrant found working in Buckingham Palace

London, Friday 19 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): One of the worst cases of an illegal immigrant working in the UK after release from prison - and successfully evading deportation back to Siberian salt-mine homelands by using a loophole in the Inhuma...

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Funny story: Charles: my duty to help the greedy

Charles: my duty to help the greedy

Clarence House, London 15 May 2006 - (Associated Mess) -- The Pretender to the Mountbatten Throne has insisted it would be "criminally negligent" of him not to help avaricious useless greedy bastards through The Prince's Truss and that...

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Funny story: Hellfire Club's greatest hoaxes, No #666

Hellfire Club's greatest hoaxes, No #666

London, Saturday 13 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): A new exhibition of pictures detailing the life and times of the Queen Mother has gone on display at the Hellfire Club's London gallery located at Conservative Party Central Orifice.

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Funny story: Opus Dei mouthpiece says gays 'carry the Mark of Cain'

Opus Dei mouthpiece says gays 'carry the Mark of Cain'

London, Wednesday 10 May 2006 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): In her first seminal speech since being promoted by PM Tony Blair to the post of Secretary of State for Homosexuality, Opus Dei flag-bearer Ruth Kelly has confirmed that the Bible'...

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