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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson join a lesbian gang

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson join a lesbian gang

Lindsay Lohan and her make believe husband Samantha Ronson got initiated into a lesbian gang that goes by the name DTO "Dykes Take Over" The gang that Lohan and Ronson got involved with is notorious for driving through neighborhoods in search of...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Frantic, Frantic Naked Call For Help

Lindsay Lohan's Frantic, Frantic Naked Call For Help

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan placed a 911 call and told the operator that she wanted her to give her the number of her mother's cell phone. LiLo said that she was crying so much that she could not see the number on the cell phone number pad.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan joins protect the Polar Ice-caps Campaign

Lindsay Lohan joins protect the Polar Ice-caps Campaign

Lindsay Lohan has joined the "Protect the Polar Ice-caps campaign", and she plans to help this organisation by sponsoring her own giant Iceberg. Lindsay says "Everybody needs to do the same because its like such a very worthwhile thing to do. Its th...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan is scaring Samantha Ronson with her hole

Lindsay Lohan is scaring Samantha Ronson with her hole

Lindsay Lohan said she is not allowed to be around Samantha Ronson because Ronson never enjoyed the lesbian sex. Lindsay Lohan says she has a hole in her life and wants Ronson to fill it. Lohan complains she does not like living alone without Ron...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson visit convalescent homes

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson visit convalescent homes

Lindsay Lohan with her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson visit women's convalescent homes to ease the loneliness of single elderly women. During their visits they bring the women lingerie which they have not worn since they were young women in their t...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson say they are fed up with the world

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson say they are fed up with the world

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson say they are tired of society and its bias against their relationship. They want to start a family together and have decided to move to a Tibetan Shangri-La to do it. Lohan says that she and Ronson will be adopti...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan says she is addicted to hot and spicy baby octopus

Lindsay Lohan says she is addicted to hot and spicy baby octopus

Phnom Penh - Lindsay Lohan was caught at a Cambodian Restaurant eating her favorite dish of hot and spicy baby octopus. A team of reporters surprised her at the restaurant after tailing her all over Cambodia. She was interviewed while dinning at...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan is working on a new movie "Go Fish 2"

Lindsay Lohan is working on a new movie "Go Fish 2"

Lindsay Lohan is reported to be working on the set of her latest movie "Go Fish 2" which is a sequel to the 1994 lesbian film "Go Fish". In the movie Lindsay Lohan plays the role of a restaurant owner who runs "Akina's seafood and sushi". During a...

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Funny story: The Punk Who Burglarized Lindsay Lohan's Home Is Caught

The Punk Who Burglarized Lindsay Lohan's Home Is Caught

CALABASAS, California - The individual who reportedly broke into Lindsay Lohan's home last month has been arrested by Officer Zack Crossrail of the Calabasas Police Department. Officer Crossrail stopped Nathan Pruganzinski on account his car was m...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Collapsed On Street, Rushed To Hospital

Lindsay Lohan Collapsed On Street, Rushed To Hospital

Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the hospital yesterday after she collapsed on the street. An ambulance was summoned and she was rushed to Graves General Hospital & Clinic. This morning there has already been an announcement that Ms. Lohan is doing...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Depressed - Says The Media Is Ignoring Her

Lindsay Lohan Depressed - Says The Media Is Ignoring Her

BEVERLY HILLS - Lindsay Lohan called up Ryan Seacrest and told him that ever since her affair with Samantha Ronson ended no one seems to care about her. She said that she has fallen into a state of depression and all she wants to do is watch MASH...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Joins Khan Jee In Designer Footwear That Could Capture The Whole Toe-Sucker Market!

Lindsay Lohan Joins Khan Jee In Designer Footwear That Could Capture The Whole Toe-Sucker Market!

Lindsay Lohan's high-fashion shopping habits are well documented by anyone who has followed her say, over the last 24-hours, and now she's putting all that to work: Khan Jee has hired her as her artistic adviser. The Khan Jee fashion house of off...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Portray Jaycee Lee Dugard In Hollywood Blockbuster

Lindsay Lohan To Portray Jaycee Lee Dugard In Hollywood Blockbuster

Frantic meetings have been taking place here in Hollywood in the wake of the Jaycee Lee Dugard case. Studio heads have decided to fully exploit the bizarre kidnap case with the aim of a quick turnaround on movie production and release while the story...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Transports $2 Million In Jewels In A Pair of Panties

Lindsay Lohan Transports $2 Million In Jewels In A Pair of Panties

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Actress Lindsay Lohan last week made a statement to the LAPD that someone had broken into her home and stolen her safe, a safe weighing 3,591 pounds. When Miss Lohan was asked by LAPD Detective Hank Battlecreek what the contents...

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Funny story: Lindsey Lohan's Home Broken Into, "Personals" Stolen

Lindsey Lohan's Home Broken Into, "Personals" Stolen

In Los Angeles, a spokesperson for Lindsay Lohan says the "Mean Girls" actress's home in the Hollywood Hills has been burglarized and many personal items taken, including all nude photos framed on the walls of each room. Spokeswoman Janice Lesbos,...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Freaking Out

Lindsay Lohan Freaking Out

Wednesday night, according to workers at a restaurant deli on Mott Street near Chinatown, Lindsay Lohan was having a meal and, after leaving a tip, left the restaurant. However, no sooner had she gotten outside on the street than she must have not...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Attracted To Chaz Bono's Brand New Penis

Lindsay Lohan Attracted To Chaz Bono's Brand New Penis

HOLLYWOOD - A reliable source has verified that Lindsay Lohan, on-again, off-again girlfriend of Samantha Ronson is in fact now dating Chaz Bono, aka the former Chastity Bono recent recipient of SRS (sexual reassignment surgery). The unnamed sourc...

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