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Funny story: Miss Piggy Pummels Research Linking Strict Moms to Fat Kids

Miss Piggy Pummels Research Linking Strict Moms to Fat Kids

Miss Piggy wants everyone to know that she dismisses as ridiculous a recent research finding suggesting that a mother's authoritarian style of parenting can cause kids to be overweight.

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Funny story: Moms Mob Monaco For Paternity Tests

Moms Mob Monaco For Paternity Tests

Reeling from the recent announcement that their beloved Prince Albert II had fathered a second child out of wedlock, Monaco residents now have to bear another shock -- seeing the onslaught of single moms the world over, kids in tow, arriving in Monac...

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Funny story: Victory in Iraq is OURS!!!

Victory in Iraq is OURS!!!

Dear readers, Bush's war has not been a failure! I had an epiphany! This hasn't happened yet but it WILL happen! Soon Iraq will have Dunkin Donuts and Little Debby Snack Cakes and McDonalds and all the children will sit at their Playstations and become nice and fat like American kids! Peace and prosperity will rule as Walmart moves in with their Chinese imported jeans and underwear! Some o...

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Funny story: Moonbeam Family Christmas

Moonbeam Family Christmas

Berkeley, California --Happy Holidays everyone! I had the family over for Christmas: my brother Jerry, his wife Pam, their three kids, and Aunt Vera and Uncle Carl. Also, my ninety-year-old grandmother Edna brought her new boyfriend, Harlan, who I guess to be somewhere between ninety and five hundred years old. Of course, Edna brought Penny, her fat, gassy, and blind seventeen-year-old b...

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Funny story: Parental Justice: New Legislation Taps Kids' Wallets for Mom and Dad Elder Care

Parental Justice: New Legislation Taps Kids' Wallets for Mom and Dad Elder Care

Washington, DC-What goes around, comes around! The dying dinosaur of Social Security has left the Baby Boomer generation at a loss for how to survive in a time where decades of government chicanery have taken all that glitters out of what once...

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Funny story: Saturday Night Fighting U.K. Style

Saturday Night Fighting U.K. Style

This is a true story about my mate cliffy, that's not his real name it's just a name that's stuck to him since we were kids. Personally I thought that Michael Bolton would have been more apt as he use to dress and have his hair like him when Michael...

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Funny story: Kids with a cause sues Duff

Kids with a cause sues Duff

Teen Queen Hilary Duff in is quite a bit of trouble with the kids with a cause campaign which she represents the teen queen is being sued for the loss of over $25000.00 which is exactly how much her new antique gold pocket watch (which belonged to t...

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Funny story: PetsRUS to market Cages for Children

PetsRUS to market Cages for Children

Ohio -- Sales of extra-large dog crates skyrocketed at PetsRUS locations nationwide following a seemingly shocking report of foster parents who locked their 11 kids in wooden cages every night. According to several neighbors, "The kids were...

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Funny story: New 'Winner Drug' for High Achieving Kids

New 'Winner Drug' for High Achieving Kids

A new over-the-counter pill has been approved by the FDA for use in high-achieving kids. The drug stimulates the nervous system much like coffee, but with no adverse side effects apparent after a full two days of testing on ten adults. Many parents...

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Funny story: US Government About to Pick American Kids' Pockets

US Government About to Pick American Kids' Pockets

CAPITOL HILL-Having exhausted every possible scheme and ploy to fleece the American voting public, the US Senate Finance Committee has come up with a way to introduce the country's youth to the idea that nothing is free. Commencing upon enactment int...

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Funny story: Spate of computer-giant-like domain registrations dells disaster for major compaqies worldwide

Spate of computer-giant-like domain registrations dells disaster for major compaqies worldwide

With the news recently that the ‘Microsoft Corporation vs. mikerowesoft.com' case in Canada will go ahead, a spate of similar cases have been taken by even bigger computer companies against even younger kids worldwide.

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Funny story: Tobacco Execs: New Cigarette Pacifier Not Targeting Kids

Tobacco Execs: New Cigarette Pacifier Not Targeting Kids

Washington D.C. - In a press conference held on the steps of Congress, Representatives for tobacco giant Philip Morris refuted claims that the new cigarette pacifier is aimed towards a younger market.

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Funny story: "Spoiled Thai Kids" Announce New Pop Act

"Spoiled Thai Kids" Announce New Pop Act

BANGKOK, Thailand -- Shiny, new pop music group, Spoiled Thai Kids, announced their formation featuring four stylish, self-obsessed, rich, ignorant Thai teens, with otherwise low prospects for any type of personal achievement in their lifetime...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez in "New Kids on the Block" Weasel Cult Nightmare.

Jennifer Lopez in "New Kids on the Block" Weasel Cult Nightmare.

Over-rated singer and arse queen Jennifer Lopez was shocked to discover a tribe of angry weasels have started to stalk her. These weasels upon hearing the soul-less drivel that she insists on calling her music became so incensed that they decided it...

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Funny story: 'Frasier' Finale News: Kelsey Grammer was Not Impressed With 'Friends' Finale

'Frasier' Finale News: Kelsey Grammer was Not Impressed With 'Friends' Finale

"I tell you, I'm the one who made NBC what it is. The bastards!!! " a drunk, bitter Kelsey Grammer shouted out of the window of his Manhattan loft, late Sunday night. "They give those kids hours and hours of TV time, I'm a mere afterthought. I won&#...

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Funny story: MSN Appoints Omarosa New Spokesperson; Bill Gates Outraged.

MSN Appoints Omarosa New Spokesperson; Bill Gates Outraged.

Citing competitive issues with Google. MSN today announced that it had hired Omarosa as an official spokesperson. MSN's CEO told writer KungFu IceSkater, "You know, I warned Bill Gates about the whole stock options situation. A bunch of kids a...

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Funny story: Georgia to Shun Evolution in Schools

Georgia to Shun Evolution in Schools

If State Superintendent of Education Kathy Cox has her way Georgia school kids will graduate from high school having learned nothing about evolution; in fact likely they will have never even heard the word uttered in a science class.

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