(Lisburn, Ireland) Police in Portadown have arrested Angolan vice-president Roberta Mugabe in connection with the disappearance ten minutes ago, of Mandy, the daughter of British chip production comp...
And throw in General Wesley Clark. Whew. Apparently, John McCain used nasty language directed at wife, Cindy, after she attempted to spread his thin hair over a bald spot, saying his hair was getting thin. A deluge followed from McCain and he accused her of wearing a pound of makeup, looking like a trollop and added the 'C' word.
(Chicago-Illinois) In an attempt to prove that she is not vying for the position of God or Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey denied rumors that her African schools are just ways to make her "slightest whim reality." In a related no...
There was dramatic news for chip-lovers this afternoon, when John McCain revealed that from September, his convenience food company will cease to produce the tasty, fast food potato treats.
Washington, DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain the 3rd revealed his most innovative tax cut plan ever in a Newsweek story published today.
Democratic Party Presidential Candidate Barack Obama decided to get "down and dirty" in his campaign against Republican Candidate John McCain. From a speech delivered in front of 2500 people in Cleveland, Obama attempted to "set the r...
After polls indicate Presidential candidate John McCain is losing ground with Hispanic and African American voters, McCain announced the hiring of his newest campaign advisor, radio personality Don Imus.
Republican presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III has a simple plan for voters anxious about jobs sent to China.
They're back! Like Jack kicking the giant out of the beanstalk, Saddam Hussein kicked out four giants - Exxon Mobil, Shell, Total and British Petroleum - after nationalizing Iraq's oil in 1972. Thirty-six years later, with the aid of the U.S.
Senator John McCain announced today that he would take a new Diplomatic Initiative should he be elected President in November.
Energy markets were rocked, and oil prices soared to a record $143.75 per barrel today following comments by John McCain in answer to why the current administration's energy policy had failed so miserably, and how his would succeed.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- With dozens of communities in the US Midwest still under water from failed levees, Democrat Barack Obama has criticized Republican John McCain for opposing federal spending on flood prevention programs.
Washington, DC - Republican Candidate John Sidney McCain III said Thursday that he'll apply for money from the government to help pay for his campaign.
Sen. Barack Obama is leading Sen. John McCain in the crucial swing-mad states of Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida, according to a new survey of dance enthusiasts.
In an astonishing, rambling announcement tonight, Senator John McCain shocked even some of his closest advisers when he announced his choice of running-mate: The late Charlton Heston.
Today Republican election candidate John McCain made the astonishing claim that rock'n'rolling legend Chuck Berry isn't white.
RepublicanTexas Oilman, Claytie Williams is a McCain fundraiser who once ran against famous Texas Governor Ann Richards. It was during that campaign that the man who has raised thousands for McCain talked of heading, hoofing and dragging his opponent...
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