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Funny story: A must read if you want to live a long, healthy life

A must read if you want to live a long, healthy life

Scientists and Medical Researchers around the world are putting their heads together and exchanging more than head lice. Studies are constantly being carried out to help us all live longer, happier and more productive lives. Here are some recent findings published in a UK National Newspaper. * Four cups of coffee a day 'reduces risk of oral cancer' BUT * Drinking more than four cups o...

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Funny story: Man Hospitalized with PMS

Man Hospitalized with PMS

Hollywood CA: Emergency Medical Technicians (EMT) responded to a 911 call about a man found laying unconscious at the corner of Hollywood Boulevard and Vine Street. He was transported, via ambulance to nearby Hollywood General Hospital. Hospital...

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Funny story: Hospital care will continue when you get home

Hospital care will continue when you get home

It has been announced that 'hosptial care will continue when you get home'. Details were not published along with this vague headline. Reporter, Lady G., decided to do some snooping behind this controversial headline and this is what she discovered: 1) Hospital care WILL continue - i.e. Nurses and Doctors who 'cared' for you will continue to think about you from time to time, when they...

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Funny story: OCD "Food Nazi" claims assaulted at local Trader Joe's

OCD "Food Nazi" claims assaulted at local Trader Joe's

A regular customer of the local Trader Joe's, known commonly among staff and fellow customers as "the Food Nazi," claimed to have been assaulted by another customer while shopping at the store on Saturday. "It's an outrage," snapped Holly Sheet, 3...

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Funny story: Cannibals prefer Mediterranean Diet

Cannibals prefer Mediterranean Diet

A study by the University of Aldershot led by Mark Lowton has shown that cannibals fed a Mediterranean diet were less likely to suffer coronary disease than those who stuck to their regular diet. Lowton says due to limited funding the study was ma...

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Funny story: EU Council of Rodents Declares Amnesty On Rats to Encourage Understanding and Enforce Health & Safety!

EU Council of Rodents Declares Amnesty On Rats to Encourage Understanding and Enforce Health & Safety!

In yet another show of humanity, the EU Council of Rodents declared a life time amnesty on previous efforts to eradicate the rodents by banning any type of anticoagulants in trying to control the disease carrying pests! Saying that some ingredient...

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Funny story: Man infected with PC computer virus

Man infected with PC computer virus

A man has become infected by a PC computer virus after inadvertently opening a rogue email attachment. The man is being held in a secure quarantine "vault" in Mountain View, California, where he is said to be in the care of the world's best anti-v...

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Funny story: Getting 'pissed" on Guinness is good for you!

Getting 'pissed" on Guinness is good for you!

Guinness is good for you and that's a fact, after being tested on dogs. It's been proven that those given Guinness were far more healthier than those given lager, albeit, the Guinness dogs couldn't walk straight and became obese! Guinness owners a...

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Funny story: Statins can be risk to health Susan Boyle has joined the campaign to put an end to its use

Statins can be risk to health Susan Boyle has joined the campaign to put an end to its use

Statins can be a risk to health. Results of a new study were published today. Susan Boyle is on the list of celebrities who have recently formed a new committee to work on a Public Awareness campaign as a result of the findings detailed below.

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Funny story: Weightlookers say dog sh*t helps you lose weight fast

Weightlookers say dog sh*t helps you lose weight fast

There was shock across the country as Weightlookers announced its' brand new "Doggy doo so you should too". The idea is very simple, some dogs eat their own turds and a fat dog is rarer than a fat human, therefore eating a soggy brown sausage should...

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Funny story: Michael Moore named as Fitness Czar

Michael Moore named as Fitness Czar

In an effort to help get average Americans interested in exercise, the Obama Administration has named documentary filmmaker Michael Moore as the Presidential Fitness Czar. Long known for his highly accurate documentaries concerning everythin...

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Funny story: Blumenthal Denies Catching Clap In Vietnam

Blumenthal Denies Catching Clap In Vietnam

Before a gathering of Veterans in New Hartford, Connecticut, Attorney General Richard Blumenthal denied catching a case of non-specific urethritis, commonly known as the clap, while stationed in Vietnam. In defending himself from accusations that...

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Funny story: Eating sausages kills you!

Eating sausages kills you!

Sausage eaters all over the world eating them and other processed foods are in danger, they kill! German sausage eaters would normally be "high risk" because they eat, per man, the most sausages on the planet but being Krauts they have a solution...

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Funny story: Great news for being a "Nutter": it lowers cholesterol levels!

Great news for being a "Nutter": it lowers cholesterol levels!

Spoof "Nutters" (readers and writers) have welcomed the news that their "nutty" habits are actually contributing to their health! In fact being a "Nutter" supposedly reduces cholesterol levels in the blood. Spoof expert,and very cracked NUT, Ja...

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Funny story: Laugh Your Way to Fitness

Laugh Your Way to Fitness

ANAHEIM, CA - Recent research shows that laughter can produce the same health benefits as physical exercise. That euphoric finding was presented at the 2010 Experimental Biology conference in Anaheim. The study by Loma Linda University, determine...

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Funny story: Deepak Chopra Finally Admits We're Screwed

Deepak Chopra Finally Admits We're Screwed

Mind-Body Medicine guru Deepak Chopra, author of such books as "The Seven Spiritual Laws of Success" and "The Spontaneous Fulfillment of Desire," has done a complete about face and is now giving lectures based on his belief that the time for fixing t...

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Funny story: Top 12 Things The New Health Care Bill Will Not Cover At The Hospital

Top 12 Things The New Health Care Bill Will Not Cover At The Hospital

12. Special ass flap for gown. $25. But free if you allow some advertising there. 11. 3D TV in every room and always on, $50 per day. 10. Carrying charge for wheeling you out to your car in a wheelchair. 9. Tip for guard who watched over your car while you were inside. $10-$25. 8. Any pubic shaving mishaps. 7. Appendix replacement, $200. 6. Extra, extra special sponge baths are $...

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