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Funny story: Al Gore Causing Global Warming!

Al Gore Causing Global Warming!

Copenhagen - (Rooters) Fighting to be heard over chants of "Al Gore, shut your mouth!" and "Save our planet, gag Al Gore!" Dr. Johannes Finklestein, head of the UN Climate Summit finally released the truth about global warming. Dr. Finklestein, a fin...

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Funny story: Copenhagen evacuated amid onslaught of climate zombies

Copenhagen evacuated amid onslaught of climate zombies

DENMARK - WRITHERS AGENCY - Danish officials have announced a 'crash campaign' to completely evacuate the city of Copenhagen, when flesh-eating zombies invading the city proved too much for riot police. 'Downtown Copenhagen is Hell on Earth', said...

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Funny story: Copenhagen Sees Climate Change Protests

Copenhagen Sees Climate Change Protests

Thousands of people have flown to Copenhagen this week to join today's protest about climate change. The protesters say that world leaders are not doing enough to combat global warming. One of the organisers of the protest, Cnut Cnutsson spoke exc...

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Funny story: Gays Confused about Global Warming

Gays Confused about Global Warming

London (AP) Based on surveys in and around the city this past week it appears that gay men are having the most trouble of any single group in concerns about, so-called, "climategate" and global warming. Why this is occurring is a mystery to gay soci...

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Funny story: Al Gore Looses His Carbon Credits in a Stolen Climategate Email to Copenhagen.

Al Gore Looses His Carbon Credits in a Stolen Climategate Email to Copenhagen.

Along with all the raw data that was deleted by the University of East Angela which showed that global temperatures have actually dropped over the last ten years, thus proving that man made global warming was a scam; Al Gore also has also had his car...

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Funny story: 5 US men turned to jihadism because they were horny and not getting enough sex. Govt. to make culture change by rewarding them with 70 hot pussies on earth instead of 70 dried raisins in Paradise

5 US men turned to jihadism because they were horny and not getting enough sex. Govt. to make culture change by rewarding them with 70 hot pussies on earth instead of 70 dried raisins in Paradise

NEW YORK: Dr. Feelgood famous tv sexologist says the 5 American men picked up in Pakistan on allegations of preparing for terrorist attacks did not get enough sex and this build-up of testosterone is what caused them to turn to jihad-ism. "Let's...

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Funny story: Gore: Bovines linked to Global Warming

Gore: Bovines linked to Global Warming

SAN FRANCISCO- The Environmental Activism and Nobel Peace Prize winner of 2004, Al Gore, announced Wednesday that the global warming has been linked to the farts and burps of most bovine animals. "Most people lack an understanding of the power al...

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Funny story: Tiger and Obama spotted aboard 'black helicopter'

Tiger and Obama spotted aboard 'black helicopter'

With all the air traffic around Copenhagen, Denmark for the International Climate Change Convention, you'd think that no particular aircraft would stand out very much. There's commercial airliners, Gulfstreams, Learjets, and everything in between. Th...

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Funny story: Climategate riots erupt in Copenhagen

Climategate riots erupt in Copenhagen

Riots have broken out in Copenhagen, Denmark during international discussions regarding how to solve the global crisis of incessant warming and tragic weather events. Police have rounded up approximately 8,500 protesters and placed them in detenti...

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Funny story: Polar Bear May Soon Become Extinct

Polar Bear May Soon Become Extinct

Kobenhavn, Denmark - The much anticipated Climate Summit is finally underway in Copenhagen. All the speeches and posturing by participants leading up to the summit are now history, and the serious business of the summit is about to begin. The fir...

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Funny story: Copenhagen Evacuated Due To Lack of Oxygen!

Copenhagen Evacuated Due To Lack of Oxygen!

Emergency Hazmat officials were hard pressed evacuating over 20,000 Global Warming Nuts as oxygen levels dipped dangerously after the city was inundated with ozone and carbon emitting private jets and limousines . The gathering was sponsored by Al...

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Funny story: Climategate Scientists Discover Why CO2 rose in Palaeozoic Period

Climategate Scientists Discover Why CO2 rose in Palaeozoic Period

Since Climategate, where the CRU emails have destroyed the reputations of thousands of scientists across the world, they are now taking to desperate measures to prove that CO2 emissions really, really do destroy the planet. To discover why the CO...

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Funny story: Humanity waves fair well to Mrs Common Sense. Obama signs death warrant.

Humanity waves fair well to Mrs Common Sense. Obama signs death warrant.

As Obamaski signs his Environmental Protection Agency "Greenhouses gases" global warming madness or, more commonly known: societal death warrant, humanity stood together in unison waving a sad, tearful and final good bye to a long friend; Mrs Common...

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Funny story: Global Warming - The Real Cause

Global Warming - The Real Cause

Renowned Global Climate change Professor and scientist Ima Indeniyal, Spoke out today before heading to the Copingwithhagen summit on climate change. He said that the "Whole climate change thing was brought about not, by as some "credible scientis...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Address Copenhagen Climate Change Summit

Paris Hilton To Address Copenhagen Climate Change Summit

Paris Hilton, the heiress and full time party girl (in every way) today hit back at critics who complained that she wasn't qualified to comment on the issue of global warming and climate change at the Copenhagen summit. "I honestly don't understan...

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Funny story: Climate Summit in Denmark creates too much "Hot Air" now the North Pole is melting even quicker!

Climate Summit in Denmark creates too much "Hot Air" now the North Pole is melting even quicker!

The "Hot Air" caused by too much BLA, BLA-ING, at the global Climate Summit in Denmark has caused the atmosphere to suddenly heat up even quicker. There's so much BLA, BLA, BLA, going on between delegates that the "hot air" rising above Copenhagen...

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Funny story: Copenhagen Climate Meeting "A Conspiracy"

Copenhagen Climate Meeting "A Conspiracy"

World leaders are gathering this week in Copenhagen to discuss and hopefully agree on plans to combat the threat of climate change. Or are they? To sceptical self-promoting writer Lord Timothy McTim, the answer is most definitely no. He called cou...

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