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Funny story: Baby Food tablets

Baby Food tablets

Baby Food Scientists in Sweden have come up with an idea to keep the ood in tablets, which can then be easily and safely fed to babies. Professor Nappy from the Institute told us: 'This is a great idea, instead of mush in jars, or having to mash u...

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Funny story: Animated European Meat Stick Evades Authorities

Animated European Meat Stick Evades Authorities

From the streets of Kingston upon Thames near Argyll House yesterday, an amateur paparazzi captured Mr. Fanimal Peperami, a popular European meat snack mascot, in the act of stealing a motor bike. Not to be interrupted by the flash of the digital ca...

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Funny story: Rising Food Prices To Make Obesity Fashionable

Rising Food Prices To Make Obesity Fashionable

There is always a silver lining to every cloud. The dark gathering clouds of spiraling food prices and runaway inflation too have a silver lining for all the millions who are suffering from obesity. If experts are to be believed, inflation in the pri...

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Funny story: US To Make Hummus Illegal; Bush to Sign into Law Today

US To Make Hummus Illegal; Bush to Sign into Law Today

In a move to keep Middle Eastern terrorists out of the United States, the Congress approved a bill to make the consumption of hummus illegal in the United States and its territories. "If we don't have what they like to eat, they will not come here...

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Funny story: Strawberry Flavoured Ketchup is not a Big Seller

Strawberry Flavoured Ketchup is not a Big Seller

News from a leading supermarket is that their brand new range of Strawberry Ketchup has been the slowest seller of all of the stores ranges. It is even slower than sales of Apple and Anchovie pie, which tests had proved would have been a big seller w...

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Funny story: Presidential candidate McCain reveals new vote winner

Presidential candidate McCain reveals new vote winner

Senator John McCain received a huge pre election boost when it was revealed that his latest line of oven chips were the healthiest yet. "The fat content is at an all time low and even the packaging is bio-degradeble" said Senator McCain."I am also...

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Funny story: Blind man eats pussy; tastes "fishy"

Blind man eats pussy; tastes "fishy"

John sat down to last night to eat a sumptuous meal inspired by a TV cookery show. The chefs on the show had used poussin (a small chicken) as their main ingredient, but poor John, who is not only blind but also hard of hearing, misheard the ingre...

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Funny story: Pavarotti Ate My Picnic

Pavarotti Ate My Picnic

Modena - Over the weekend, while the world of music marked the first anniversary of the death of one its greatest performers, Luciano Pavarotti, one resident of Modena, Pavarotti's birthplace, showed no sign of reverence towards the deceased tenor.

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Funny story: Waste Not Want Not

Waste Not Want Not

It has been reported that water companies are considering charging for waste not just by volume as it is at the moment but by how solid the waste it since it takes more to break it down and is therefore more costly. Fluid can easily flow and is e...

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Funny story: Amazing: Man Eating Chicken Found in Himalayas!

Amazing: Man Eating Chicken Found in Himalayas!

Zoologists working in a very remote part of the Himalayas have discovered something which can only be described as beyond bizzare - a Man-Eating-Chicken! With the media wanting more information, TheSpoof.com was sent to investigate. What they unco...

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Funny story: Sacked For Scraping The Pot

Sacked For Scraping The Pot

Lancashire in the UK is known for its hotpot and at one time it was so much adored that people would fight over it to some extent. If there was any left on the surface of the pot some people would 'scrape the pot' to get some of it. The term 'scra...

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Funny story: I Like To Eat

I Like To Eat

NEW HOPE - Got anything to eat? I love to eat anything that's handy. Brambles, leaves, twigs, hay, grass, clothes, shoes. Actually, the list is endless. That's a nice Fendi dress you're wearing. What does it taste like? I like those Ferragamo loafers you have on. Bet they're chewy and spicy. I like that purse you're holding. Got anything in there to eat? No? That's OK. I'll just eat the purse i...

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Funny story: Sah Finger? Gangland Boss In Amazing Career Swap

Sah Finger? Gangland Boss In Amazing Career Swap

Gangland boss, Barry "the Makerel" Morris has stunned his former criminal pals and has turned over a new leaf as a respectable restrateur in the sleepy holiday harbour town of Padstow. Speaking from his seaside Michelin starred eatery he tells us:...

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Funny story: Chinese Girl's Low Calorie Soil Wonder Diet

Chinese Girl's Low Calorie Soil Wonder Diet

A Chinese teenager is undergoing medical checks in Beijing after reportedly consuming soil for 11 years. The parents of 18-year-old Baobao Sodmuncher brought her from their home in the Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region to the capital's premier Head...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsey Claims the Queens Cooking is Inedible

Gordon Ramsey Claims the Queens Cooking is Inedible

Master Chef Gordon Ramsey who is well known throughout the World for his Anglo Saxon Language claims that the Queens Culinary Skills are totally gross. Ramsey and his wife Tana who where recently invited to Buckingham Palace for the Duke of Edinbu...

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Funny story: Twiglet Conundrum

Twiglet Conundrum

Scientists in Britain have found a break-through for people who like Twiglets, but can't stand Marmite. Professor Dingle from the University of Emmerdale said: 'For years Marmite has been sold with the tag-line, you either love it, or you hate it?...

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Funny story: GDI Monday's Restaurants to Launch Nationwide

GDI Monday's Restaurants to Launch Nationwide

In an effort to expand its product offerings in a slumping economy the TGI Friday's restaurant chain is launching a new chain GDI Monday's. GDI Monday's will focus on breakfast entries, especially highly caffeinated coffees and breakfast foods overdo...

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