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Funny story: President Bush Inducted Into Druggie Hall Of Fame

President Bush Inducted Into Druggie Hall Of Fame

Today President George W Bush was inducted into the Famous People Who Are Drugs Casualties Hall of Fame.

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Funny story: Hillary the Flower Child?

Hillary the Flower Child?

Washington - Faded and worn Polaroid pictures dated June 1964 show a young Hillary Rodham, complete with tie dye top, bell bottom jeans and a flower crown, cajoling with a group of friends in Haight-Ashbury. Oh, and let's not forget to mention t...

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Funny story: Amy Crackhouse Stars in British History X

Amy Crackhouse Stars in British History X

Amy Winehouse, who officially changed her name to Crackhouse so she could give her name and address all at once, has always been a fan of Edward Norton's compelling performance in the racially charged American History X. Now, Crackhouse has launc...

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Funny story: New Babyshambles album massive hit with junkies

New Babyshambles album massive hit with junkies

The new album, "Prick a Little Sniff a Little," recently released by Rock band Babyshambles, is proving to be an explosive hit with junkies and crackheads the world over.

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Funny story: Dwain Chambers In 'Third Leg Shock'

Dwain Chambers In 'Third Leg Shock'

Dwain Chambers, the British sprinter, is this morning involved in another cheating scandal after it was revealed the drugs cheat had tried to gain an unfair advantage over other competitors by growing a '...

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Funny story: Prince William off to the Caribbean for his drugs

Prince William off to the Caribbean for his drugs

It was revealed today that Prince William, second in line to the throne thanks to his success in the great British tradition of forming a queue, is to lead the drug squad in the Caribbean.

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Funny story: NVQ in drug taking for professional criminals announced

NVQ in drug taking for professional criminals announced

Now that judges have deemed it fitting that thieves who steal to fund their drug, alcohol or gambling habits should be spared jail, Leicester University has announced an NVQ in drug taking, gambling and binge drinking.

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Funny story: Basil, Rosemary and Thyme To Be Banned As Class B Illegal Drugs - Along With Many Other Natural Herbs.

Basil, Rosemary and Thyme To Be Banned As Class B Illegal Drugs - Along With Many Other Natural Herbs.

Legal prescription drugs and alcohol account for hundreds of thousands of deaths in the US and UK each year, but marijuana has accounted for none.

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Funny story: Royal palaces swabbed down in dawn cocaine tests swoop

Royal palaces swabbed down in dawn cocaine tests swoop

London - (Ass Mess): A Civil List hit-squad has swooped down in a dawn raid on occupied royal palaces to determine the extent of rampant cocaine abuse among recipients of cushy state handouts.

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Funny story: Heroin Users 75% More Likely To Be Successful

Heroin Users 75% More Likely To Be Successful

Figures out today suggest that heroin and crack cocaine users are 75% more likely to achieve success in the creative arts and music industry than non-drugs users.

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Funny story: 75 College Students at SDSU Arrested for Drug Dealing!

75 College Students at SDSU Arrested for Drug Dealing!

San Diego State University has been the site this week of one of the biggest drug busts on a college campus in US history.

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Funny story: Jacqui Smith Announces Stronger Cannabis Law

Jacqui Smith Announces Stronger Cannabis Law

Jacqui Smith, the pot-smoking Home Secretary, has announced that, from today, all cannabis that is smoked in the UK must be stronger, and must meet stringent European Cannabis Strength Laws.

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Funny story: Study Claims Black Men Jailed for Drug Convictions 12 Times More than White Counterparts

Study Claims Black Men Jailed for Drug Convictions 12 Times More than White Counterparts

A study shows that black men in jail for only drug convictions outnumber white men, who are charged with the very same crime by 12 to 1. Strangely enough, other studies show that the actual consumption of drugs in urban communities is about equal bet...

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Funny story: Mexican Drug Crackdown Creates Kidnapping Surge

Mexican Drug Crackdown Creates Kidnapping Surge

Juarez, Mexico - Because of the millions of dollars lost by Mexican Drug Cartels as a result of the United States crackdown on drugs crossing the border, the Cartels have begun a new side line of kidnapping Americans near the Mexican border and then...

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Funny story: Albert Hofmann, Swiss Chemist who Discovered LSD, may be Dead at 102

Albert Hofmann, Swiss Chemist who Discovered LSD, may be Dead at 102

Chemist, Albert Hofmann, who was pronounced dead back in 1978 at 72 and then was again pronounced dead in 1989 at 83 and once again was pronounced dead in 2001 at 95, was once again pronounced dead this week at 102 years old.

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Funny story: 'Save the vultures' centres to breed drug-free lawyers

'Save the vultures' centres to breed drug-free lawyers

Vultures could be extinct in the wild within 10 years unless a drug blamed for their rapid demise is eliminated, scientists warn.

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Funny story: Bolton Police Drugs Raid Goes Tits-Up

Bolton Police Drugs Raid Goes Tits-Up

Police in Bolton who executed a daring dawn raid on, what they believed to be, a local drugs den, realised somewhat belatedly, that something was amiss when, instead of drugs dealers armed with guns and machetes, they encountered an...

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