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Funny story: SHIT Really Does Happen

SHIT Really Does Happen

It's just been announced by British Prime Minister, The Right Honourable David Cameron, on behalf of the Department of Health that SHIT (Spontaneous Human Intestinal Trauma) really does happen. Mister Cameron was "perfectly clear about this." H...

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Funny story: British Government Running Out of Things to Declare War On

British Government Running Out of Things to Declare War On

A fresh crisis has hit the troubled coalition Government - an absence of new things to declare war on. Having successfully declared war on terrorism, crime, vandalism, MPs' expenses, old people, young people, babies and Libya the Press Office at Numb...

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Funny story: Cameron Reveals Long Term Plan For Scottish Tories

Cameron Reveals Long Term Plan For Scottish Tories

Prime Minister David Cameron has rallied Scottish Tories at their annual conference. Yesterday he told a packed phone box along the road from the Dewars Centre in Perth that the party should "prepare for the realistic expectation that our numbers...

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Funny story: David Cameron handed his P45

David Cameron handed his P45

David Cameron was today handed his P45. Sadly, it was not the Prime Minister, but a bloke who has the misfortune of having no job, and sharing the same name as the bloke who called for the cuts in the first place. Cameron told us: 'When he fi...

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Funny story: Beware The Ides Of March Cameron Is Told

Beware The Ides Of March Cameron Is Told

London - Police bugging operations on illicit Red Top mobile hackers have unearthed a massive conspiracy to make Nick Clegg UK Prime Monster. As a result from Monday all visitors to 10 Downing Street will have to pass knife detector equipment amid...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight to be split in two

Isle of Wight to be split in two

The Parliamentary Voting and Constituencies Bill has now received Royal Assent and as a result, the Isle of Wight will have two constituencies instead of one. The Electoral Commission will now decide on which basis the island will be split. Previo...

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Funny story: Cameron Stands Tall Against Quaddaffy, Begs Sarkozy to Lend Britain Some Planes to Enforce No Fly Zone!

Cameron Stands Tall Against Quaddaffy, Begs Sarkozy to Lend Britain Some Planes to Enforce No Fly Zone!

Following quickly in the steps of France's President Nicolas Sarkozy, "GI" Dave Cameron was quick to jump into the fray ahead of US President Obama, begging France to reopen 'Lend Lease' in order to "borrow" some planes to enforce Britain's ambitiou...

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Funny story: Matt Baker, a hero!

Matt Baker, a hero!

Previously best known for his athletic backflips on BBC1's Strictly Come Dancing, The One Show presenter Matt Baker completed a Paxo-style questioning of Britain's Prime Minister, David Cameron on 'The One Show' last night. In a highly contentio...

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Funny story: War Of The Tombies: Chapter 3: Feeling Flush.

War Of The Tombies: Chapter 3: Feeling Flush.

He landed the job a few weeks ago. Office clerk, it said in the advert. He was enjoying the atmosphere, and the people were nice. Far better than the packing job he had before. And he always got a bit extra off for his dinner hour, well that's how he saw it, anyway, because they sent him out for the sandwiches. It was a nice warm day, so he decided to take the longer route, through the pa...

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Funny story: Cameron Wins Three Stars ***

Cameron Wins Three Stars ***

It is not often that a Prime Minister earns three stars in one week but David Cameron has achieved this with a little help from his friends. In response to the PM's urgent appeal to Banks not to pay too much in bonuses, the Barclays boss has limit...

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Funny story: Cameron admits advisor appointment was a "disastrous decision"

Cameron admits advisor appointment was a "disastrous decision"

David Cameron has today been forced to admit that his appointment of a controversial economic adviser was a mistake. The adviser was behind some of the recent unpopular "austerity measures" but it appears that his credentials may not have been fully...

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Funny story: War Of The Tombies: Chapter 1: First Strike.

War Of The Tombies: Chapter 1: First Strike.

Shards of sunlight pierced the make shift wooden shutters like long fingers, slowly moving, searching, sensing. Ed sat on the floor, his cheek pressed against the cold wall. Chunks of plaster missing in huge divets, a sign of the previous nights battle. As the beads of sweat formed on his brow he realised how hot it was in the city today. What day was it, he thought. What time? Date? Who kno...

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Funny story: Never Mind Another Potential War - Demi Lovato Buys A Pork Pie Hat

Never Mind Another Potential War - Demi Lovato Buys A Pork Pie Hat

As Great Britain prepares for military intervention in the Libya crisis, apparently about to send troops and ordnance into the North African state in order to reestablish harmony and stability - PM David "Do Nothing Dave" Cameron has attempted to all...

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Funny story: David Cameron To Apologise Over British Empire's Sock Policies

David Cameron To Apologise Over British Empire's Sock Policies

In a surprise change to a scheduled speech, the Prime Minister, David Cameron, is to apologise to Britain's former colonies over the Empire's treatment of their socks. During a visit to a meeting of midlands industry executives in Wolverhampton to...

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Funny story: David Cameron, you silly boy, I wouldn't do it!

David Cameron, you silly boy, I wouldn't do it!

There comes a time in the career of a Prime Minister when a decision, that might or might not make his career, has to be taken. The man in charge needs to make some very difficult choices. Call me Dave is wrestling with a choice now. Whether or n...

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Funny story: Cameron's St David's Day shocker!

Cameron's St David's Day shocker!

London - Tragedy awaits the nation amid reports of Welsh Canwyll Corph corpse candles flickering in the mist over the Princess Diana Memorial Fountain. Early sightings reported a Prince Will-O'-The-Wisp apparition, a St David's Day salamander mate...

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Funny story: Cameron Internet Q&A Is All A Con

Cameron Internet Q&A Is All A Con

An internationally renowned internet website which allows users to upload video content, which can't be named for legal reasons has come under fire after advertising on line Q&A's with PM David Cameron. "It's an outright bloody con," silver su...

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