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Funny story: Kelly Osbourne of Dancing With The Stars Burns Her Armpits

Kelly Osbourne of Dancing With The Stars Burns Her Armpits

HOLLYWOOD - Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne's little girl, Kelly has admitted to Dancing With The Stars executives that she has burned her armpits. The British lass said that a day before the show she sprayed on some deodorant spray and it had some kind...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Donny Osmond Apologizes For Acting Gay With Bruno Tonioli

Dancing With The Stars' Donny Osmond Apologizes For Acting Gay With Bruno Tonioli

HOLLYWOOD - Donny Osmond and his partner Kym Johnson finished dancing a fairly decent rumba and then went and stood before the judges to receive their critique. The old codger from England Len Goodman said it was alright. And then the Italian judg...

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Funny story: Breast In Show for DWTS

Breast In Show for DWTS

ABC television's hit reality ballroom dance show, Dancing With The Stars, has been voted TV's Best Breast Showcase by TITS, the Television Institute for Ta-Ta Studies, the group announced today. "We've been watching DWTS since the beginning, and i...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Tom DeLay Hurts Foot But Survives Elimination

Dancing With The Stars' Tom DeLay Hurts Foot But Survives Elimination

HOLLYWOOD - Former Speaker of the House Tom Delay, one of the best political dancers to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars, has injured his foot. The 62-year-old pride of the GOP was rehearsing a super modified Tanganyikan Tango with his dance...

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Funny story: Swimsuit Model Kathy Ireland Booted Off Dancing With The Stars

Swimsuit Model Kathy Ireland Booted Off Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Swimsuit model Kathy Ireland, who graced the glossy pages of Sports Illustrated's Annual Swimsuit Issue for 13 years in a row has been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. The 5 foot 10 inch Ireland's quick step was just not quick e...

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Funny story: Aaron "Cocky" Carter of Dancing With The Stars Says He's Not "Cocky"

Aaron "Cocky" Carter of Dancing With The Stars Says He's Not "Cocky"

LOS ANGELES - Aaron Carter, who is currently the odds-on-favorite to win this year's Dancing With The Stars has been accused by some members of the media as being a little bit on the 'cocky' side. The hip-hop, romantic balladeer says that he is re...

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Funny story: MacKenzie Phillips To Dance With Len Goodman On Dancing With The Stars

MacKenzie Phillips To Dance With Len Goodman On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Actress MacKenzie Phillips wrote a book about her years of working as a cleaning woman for her father's Hollywood housecleaning service. The ex-employee of the housecleaning service named The Mess Fixers has been asked to make a specia...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Furious At Being Snubbed By Dancing With The Stars

Sarah Palin Furious At Being Snubbed By Dancing With The Stars

WASILLA, Alaska - Ex-Governor Sarah Palin, and now just plain citizen Sarah Palin is reportedly furious at being snubbed by the producers of the reality dancing show, Dancing With The Stars. Palin, who is currently in North Korea, is desperately t...

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Funny story: DWTS Judge Bruno Tonioli Says Tom DeLay Is Crazier Than Sarah Palin

DWTS Judge Bruno Tonioli Says Tom DeLay Is Crazier Than Sarah Palin

HOLLYWOOD - Italian Judge Bruno Tonioli said on a recent Dancing With The Stars that former Speaker of the House Tom DeLay is crazier than Sarah Palin. Tonioli made the statement after seeing DeLay burning up the dance floor with his unbelievably...

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Funny story: Macy Gray AKA "The Bleep-Bleep Girl" Reflects On Being Ousted From Dancing With The Stars

Macy Gray AKA "The Bleep-Bleep Girl" Reflects On Being Ousted From Dancing With The Stars

CLEVELAND - Macy Gray who was the first female contestant to be sent home from this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars says that she has gotten over her initial disappointment, disgust, and anger. The Ohio native was speaking from her backst...

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Funny story: Macy Gray, The Dancing With The Stars "Bleep-Bleep" Girl Goes Bye-Bye

Macy Gray, The Dancing With The Stars "Bleep-Bleep" Girl Goes Bye-Bye

HOLLYWOOD - Macy Gray, the official "Bleep-Bleep" girl of Dancing With The Stars has found herself "Gone-Gone." Gray the neo soul, alternative hip hop singer became the first female to be eliminated from the ninth season of DWTS. Her partner Jo...

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Funny story: George Hamilton's Son Ashley Bounced Off Dancing With The Stars

George Hamilton's Son Ashley Bounced Off Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Ashley Hamilton, the son of actor George Hamilton and professional wife Alana Hamilton Stewart was the first male contestant to be voted off of Dancing With The Stars. The 34-year-old Hamilton was asked why he thought he lost. He smile...

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Funny story: Macy "Bleep-Bleep" Gray Drives The Dancing With The Stars Censors Crazy

Macy "Bleep-Bleep" Gray Drives The Dancing With The Stars Censors Crazy

HOLLYWOOD - The raspy-voiced neo soul singer Macy Gray only managed to score 15 points out of a possible 30 on the Ladies Night version of Dancing With The Stars. And although she may not capture the coveted "Mirror Ball Trophy" she will certainly...

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Funny story: Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's Little Girl Kelly Sizzles On Dancing With The Stars

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's Little Girl Kelly Sizzles On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Osbourne, the 24-year-old daughter of rock and roller Ozzy Osbourne and America's Got Talent judge Sharon Osbourne won the Dancing With The Stars audience over as well as the three judges. Kelly agreed to do the show after OctuMo...

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Funny story: Tom DeLay Hurt On Dancing With The Stars

Tom DeLay Hurt On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay hurt his foot while rehearsing for the premier of Dancing With The Stars' ninth season. The 62-year-old DeLay said that he slipped while doing the Macarena. The cue card girl Sally Puntaluna said...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Maksim and Karina Call Off Their Wedding Engagement

Dancing With The Stars' Maksim and Karina Call Off Their Wedding Engagement

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars dancers Maksim Chmerkovskiy (pronounced Coors) and Karina Smirnoff (pronounced Vodka) have called off their wedding engagement. Fellow dancer and close friend Cheryl Burke said that she was shocked to hear the ne...

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Funny story: Harriet Harman Tries To Close Down Lap Dancing Clubs - Lesbians Furious

Harriet Harman Tries To Close Down Lap Dancing Clubs - Lesbians Furious

In a spectacular own-goal, Harriett Harman, Equalities Minister (read man-bashing) has declared war on lap dancing as a legitimate business expense. This was intended as a skirmish in her all-out war on men in general and on men enjoying themselve...

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