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Funny story: Aliens blamed for rise in Animal Gun Crime

Aliens blamed for rise in Animal Gun Crime

Earth - Scientists worldwide have found evidence that extra terrestrials may be the source of the significant increase in gun crime among animals.

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Funny story: Tommy Vercetti Arrested

Tommy Vercetti Arrested

After a crime spree which lasted nearly two hours and raged all the way from Washington Beach to just outside of the Ammu-Nation shop in Downtown, Tommy Vercetti was apprehended by the Vice City police department earlier today.

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Funny story: Shark-cleaning in Australia

Shark-cleaning in Australia

Wembley Downs’ couple Troy and Molly Lucksmith are not your typical enterprising self-employed partners-in-crime. Far from it in fact, for they have hit upon a novel money-spinner which is sure to make them a fortune, and keep the environment in tip-top shape. Sharing a passion for money and aquatic wildlife is the key to success, say the Lucksmiths and being their own bosses suits them ju...

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Funny story: Local Money Laundering Ring Un-Ringed

Local Money Laundering Ring Un-Ringed

Pennsylvania-A joint effort of Lancaster County law enforcement agencies was "tipped off" by an insider on the local money laundering ring, in exchange for immunity. "Lancaster County has experienced a rapid increase in crime, especially in teens,"...

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Funny story: Government Work

Government Work

It’s no offense to be felon in Chicago. When it comes to crime, corruption, and clout, Illinois, and particularly Cook County has always been on the cutting edge of the crooked side of payday. There’s plenty of ways to make money in the big city Bud -- the easiest way has always been to steal it from someone else.

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Funny story: Lewinsky Loses Lawsuit

Lewinsky Loses Lawsuit

Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky, whose brief affair with Bill Clinton nearly ended in the impeachment of the former President in 1999 for the crime of sleeping with some really ugly women, has had her claim to recoup 1.16 million US dollars...

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Funny story: Crime Down, But Don't Worry, Says Bush

Crime Down, But Don't Worry, Says Bush

The FBI reported today that America's murder rate rose a disappointing 1.1% in the first six months of 2003. Worse, the overall crime rate in the United States actually fell 3.1%, one of the worst showings in the last decade.

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Funny story: Bigots protected by new laws from Congress

Bigots protected by new laws from Congress

Anti-bigotry and associated violence has been officially recognised as a hate-crime by the U.S. government.

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Funny story: Bush Visit Creates Criminal Heaven

Bush Visit Creates Criminal Heaven

London's criminal underworld went on an unprecedented crime binge yesterday whilst the entire compliment of the Metropolitan Police Force was guarding President Bush.

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Funny story: Yardies Gangs Get Tough Love From Tough Babies

Yardies Gangs Get Tough Love From Tough Babies

In the never ending fight against the drug trafficking, shootings and general brutalities of Yardie crime gangs, police are now facing the fact that lawful tactics have failed. This has led to the formation of a vigilante gang of tough tattooed infan...

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Funny story: National Night Out Didn't Work

National Night Out Didn't Work

Last night during the National Night Out functions, something went terribly wrong. According to police from all over the United States, certain crimes took a huge increase.

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Funny story: Thieves Get Chatty

Thieves Get Chatty

People who chat on the internet should be aware, a group of thieves are working the web and taking what they see. E-Crime is on the up, and the E part is only half the operation. "Internet thieves? Ha - Don't make me laugh!", I hear you cry. But don't get too complacent my dears, these people are professionals, and very light fingered ones at that! The thieves mainly target single males, who...

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